Dude looks like heās 56 years old, good lord
In an alternative timeline, he's a productive member of society who pushes his half Pakistani son on a swing while his doctor wife quietly reads a book on a park bench. He then safely drives them to their clean home which one can walk through without hearing the clanking of piss-filled liquor bottles. He might not be the smartest guy in the world, but he still helps his son review his homework before watching the KC Chiefs win the Superbowl.
Is that the same timeline where his father wasn't a deadbeat, his mother wasn't a whore and his brother wasn't a retard in the loony bin?
Did he do a really poor job bleaching his hair or has he naturally gone almost entirely gray?
Yes Ralph, you're so skinny now. That's why you have to do the MySpace fat girl angle. We are all so jealous now, big fat KF L.
Itās the same alternative timeline where he didnāt genocide puppies in ovens and by hanging them from the back of kitchen chairs.
This is the type of image the media uses when they report on a man murdering his family and burning the house down afterwards. You can almost feel the psychosis in those eyes.
Ralph is so poor he canāt afford a box of just for men hair dye.
It might be woo but I think there's actually something to the sanpaku eyes meme.
EOR didnāt say it was a good shave.
Sounds like a slight at Amanda Morris. Hope she has a restraining order on the piggy.
Have you seen the fucking photo of him holding the cake with the hammer in the wall!?!?!? Never bad looking!? I literally had to just check and confirm with myself that it is still 7 days til April Fools!
He's faking that smile since he crossed paths with the Hammer Bros. on the Super Mario 3 map. He's 1 hit away from death since he doesn't have the Super Mushroom, and is only 5'1.
The hammer strike holes next to it tell a story themselves.
A lonely, bitter 40 year old man on Twitter calling everyone fat, gay, or pedophile. Man, the bullying must of been relentless.
