Don'tAnalizeMeBro!
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It should say “HAPPY BIRTHDAY MAH ANGEL! THE DADDY YER DADDY GIVE YOU IS SOWWY HE DIDN’T GIT YOU NUTHIN’, BUT HE BEEN SPENDING A LOTTA MONEY ON HOOKERS1. STAY REAL!”
🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit
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Obscura539
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Did my father even care about me?
Yes, my dear grandchild. Your father loved you so dearly he would vaguely post in Spanish on a platform formerly known as Twitter. It might have been about you or a prostitute. We have no way of being certain.
Yes, my dear grandchild. Your father loved you so dearly he would vaguely post in Spanish on a platform formerly known as Twitter. It might have been about you or a prostitute. We have no way of being certain.
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...that's a shave?
Also wasn't it the lower set of teeth at issue?
Also wasn't it the lower set of teeth at issue?
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You fucking edited your teeth. The Easter Island sixhead is believable, but the even eye sockets are your first giveaway. The second is your own videos show your uppers are a mess.
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Lmao he thinks a faked picture without his googly eyes from Lisbon is going to fool anyone.
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Rage Pig
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How can you have such a pale, ugly AIDS face after living in Mexico for two years? This nigga sitting on his gaming chair all day doing le epic faggot selfie pose as if he is Gaëtan Dugas with first signs of Kaposi's sarcoma all over his skin.
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Imagine the smell of his chair.
Braphamut
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Abadee abadee abadee, fug yew bish!
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He looks like a child groomer. Well, more than he actually is.
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LMAO Ralph went from looking like a hog to looking like a turtle. This nigger animorphed right before our very eyes.
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Grandpa is looking good for a 60 year old
Tarl's Retarded Abortions
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Ralph was never bad-looking to begin with, the go-to example of which being the normal-looking picture he took on his way home from jail (where he was forced to get thin). If he hasn't been editing that selfie then I'll give him some credit, even to the point of saying the hairline situation suits him, but man the years of hard drug use have really fucked him w/r/t the greying process.
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For Ralphs benefit, that had better be a fake image and I'm serious. If it isn't fake, given his absolute zero ability to control his eating, drinking and drug habit, it would mean he is slimming down - because his body is dying. That image is a poster for Pancreatic cancer which of course couldn't possibly be from drug and alcohol abuse.
Obscura539
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Holy crap he really looks like a creep like that. I bet people pull their children closer when he waddles by.
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I've never seen someone under 40 look like such a convincing 65 year old.
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That image, not unlike every other photo he posts, has been run through at least one filter.
On stream he's very blotchy and he angles his camera to hide the turkey wattle/leftover skin from his second and third chin.
Who does he think he's trying to fool, all anybody needs to do is tune into his show for a couple of seconds to see that that photo bares hardly any resemblance.
Very womanly behaviour. Shameful!
On stream he's very blotchy and he angles his camera to hide the turkey wattle/leftover skin from his second and third chin.
Who does he think he's trying to fool, all anybody needs to do is tune into his show for a couple of seconds to see that that photo bares hardly any resemblance.
Very womanly behaviour. Shameful!
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Ralph edits his photos more than instathots.