🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Mikoyan]

I'm lost. Jersh is taking a break probably to get the fuck away from the war he's fought for years, Piggertits. Given, the COGroach is sticking to the shadows except for his retarded attempts at trollguarding but the only thing the Killstream contributed to that night was....? Even with this supposed Cancerman thing and Warski's trap-mawed freak from Down Under moving in your show still is utter shit. The only thing the Killstream actually kills is consciousness. That show is the worm in the bottle of shit mezcal. To add insult to injury, it's a tapeworm.

The secret's in the wording. He's trying to imply Josh is taking the money and running. Or at least start a rumor to that effect. Or doubts amongst the Kiwis who just gave him nigh on 200k.

(He can't, that's literally one of the advantages of this funding structure.)

But me too: The fuck about Jim? The thread isn't even talking about it. Unless he means that weird fucking troll we had in there.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Or at least start a rumor to that effect. Or doubts amongst the Kiwis who just gave him nigh on 200k.

That is literally retarded, even for Boss Hog. Null has proven at every turn he's going to fight for what's his. The man has spent more than a decade holding the Farms together in the face of millionaires, corporations, NGOs, malicious press, and a court system full of slack jawed faggots and assholes trying to get him shut down. He's still running a website and doesn't live in a Mexican crack shack. Giving Nool money was a no-brainer. If he comes back and tells us he spent the crypto on two dozen whores plus coke and Viagra in a (hopefully) successful effort to fix his broken dick, I'll consider it money well spent. The man's earned it.

 

[GamerGateSurvivor]

Total Gunt Victory!
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I looked up Jeremy MacKenzie and Rumble and got three hits. The first one had 939 views, the next one had 2,760 views, and the last one had close to 6,000 views.

Ralph's stream is the equivalent of a shitty sports team that people only watch when they're playing a more famous team. Truly sad and pathetic.

 

[Mikoyan]

That is literally retarded, even for Boss Hog. Null has proven at every turn he's going to fight for what's his. The man has spent more than a decade holding the Farms together in the face of millionaires, corporations, NGOs, malicious press, and a court system full of slack jawed faggots and assholes trying to get him shut down. He's still running a website and doesn't live in a Mexican crack shack. Giving Nool money was a no-brainer. If he comes back and tells us he spent the crypto on two dozen whores plus coke and Viagra in a (hopefully) successful effort to fix his broken dick, I'll consider it money well spent. The man's earned it.

Well, not every turn. There was that one time he was going to duly shut the site down due to tranny harrassment.

Their response to him giving in? More harrassment. That's why he's so hardcore now. He knows you can't negotiate with them.

I looked up Jeremy MacKenzie and Rumble and got three hits. The first one had 939 views, the next one had 2,760 views, and the last one had close to 6,000 views.

Ralph's stream is the equivalent of a shitty sports team that people only watch when they're playing a more famous team. Truly sad and pathetic.

It's been so long that it's been all about this that it's hard to remember when it wasn't.

 

[Popper Whiting]

It's because during gaymergate /baph/ ran a gayop and doxed ralph while including pics of someone with an extremely small microdick and claimed it was Ralph. He has PTSD from that. He never shut up about it, and was extremely upset about it. The reason? Because the fake microdick pics ended up being about the same size as his, so it hurt him deeply.

Funnily enough that /baph/ dick pic was one thing Bryan Dunn wouldn't shut up about when he was on here, insisting that it was Ralph's dick. I don't trust Bryan Dunn with a lot, but it turns out he's pretty trust worthy when it comes to identifying ecelebrities penises.

"Jim getting blown out" what?

Jim had Elaine pull discord gay-ops on him, he claimed to have found out a pedo was involved in the discord gay-ops with Elaine (mainly due to it being discord so of course there are pedos involved), Elaine did the Patrick Tomlinson maneuver of "No child, it is you who are involved with pedophiles and I am winning" whilst trying to milk it for as much attention as she could. Jim laughed at them, logged off and went back to talking shit about the playstation the next day. Ralph went onto claim that this was an epic victory and the end of Metokur, and has held onto it longer than Elaine (who realized she wasn't getting the attention she wanted) despite not being involved in the entire thing.

The Ralphamale win over Jim was Ralph not actually being involved in another attention whore trying to bait Jim for clout and the whole thing being a non-issue which lasted less than half a day. In being that desperate for a "win" Ralph outs himself as the saddest of the lot. In an internet slap fight between a cancer shut in wasting his last days in an anime dungeon and a literal drug addict BPD clout chaser; Ralph is the most pathetic as he is claiming a win by proxy on weak drama that didn't involve him (Mersh also did this).

 

[Rage Pig]

After his total victory over Null, Jim, Cog, PPP and Tardski, the Gunt can't stop winning.
Marvel at this brutal takedown of the lackey Gator, broadcasted to his 78.771 followers and getting a whopping 24 likes and 3 reposts.

The lackey Gator with his measly 8.897 followers will never recover, getting only 47 likes and 5 reposts.

 

[Elmo]

After his total victory over Null, Jim, Cog, PPP and Tardski, the Gunt can't stop winning.
Marvel at this brutal takedown of the lackey Gator, broadcasted to his 78.771 followers and getting a whopping 24 likes and 3 reposts.
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The lackey Gator with his measly 8.897 followers will never recover, getting only 47 likes and 5 reposts.
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>A fool and his money are easily separated!
Says the fat retard who is repeatedly and easily convinced to purchase handbags for way above their actual worth because of a saleswoman's feminine charms.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

After his total victory over Null, Jim, Cog, PPP and Tardski, the Gunt can't stop winning.
Marvel at this brutal takedown of the lackey Gator, broadcasted to his 78.771 followers and getting a whopping 24 likes and 3 reposts.
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The lackey Gator with his measly 8.897 followers will never recover, getting only 47 likes and 5 reposts.
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Gator is a pedophile now too? It’s funny how everyone Gunt used to hang out with are pedophiles

 

[Pale Empress]

Gator is a pedophile now too? It’s funny how everyone Gunt used to hang out with are pedophiles

It's also funny how all of his recent associates were pedophiles or pedophile adjacent homosexuals up until they asked him to stop being drunk all the time and he flipped out on them.

Also funny how he constantly keeps trying to crawl back to the pedophile homosexuals and they continuously tell him they want nothing to do with him because having him around is bad optics.

That's not even getting into his continual water carrying for certain LA based pedophiles and pedophile apologists, and it's not getting into how he met and groomed his first wife when she was 16, and how he met and groomed his first baby mama when she was 17.

Ralph's Law in action once again.

 

[Nate Higgers]

This is like bragging about getting free socks and a grilled cheese at the shelter.

“FIVE STAR SHELTERS, BIIIISH! YOU WISH YOU COULD EAT THIS GOOD; AND YOU WISH YOU COULD WEAR THESE FINE POLY-COTTON BLEND SOCKS LIKE THE RALPHAMALE HAS!!! I BET THAT BROKE DICK KID DIDDLER JOHM POTTER DONT GOT A FINE CHEDDAR GRILLED CHEESE LIKE THIS! GAWD’S PLAN, BABY!”

 

[AncientPhosphur]

RALPHAMALE VICTORY HATERS DEMOLISHED

As Ralph returns to making $100 a stream, faking donos, and is self exiled in the third world because he’s too poor to live in America

 

[Near]

After his total victory over Null, Jim, Cog, PPP and Tardski, the Gunt can't stop winning.
Marvel at this brutal takedown of the lackey Gator, broadcasted to his 78.771 followers and getting a whopping 24 likes and 3 reposts.
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The lackey Gator with his measly 8.897 followers will never recover, getting only 47 likes and 5 reposts.
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"You'll always be in my shadow"
No shit, you're so fucking obese, there's physically no way not to be.

 

[Braphamut]

If you're gonna claim to be outdoing your enemies you should probably pick ones that don't have an easily-verified habit of outearning you by orders of magnitude.

I guess since he can't sell the illusion he's rich and drowning in pussy right now he'll just paint a picture where everyone is equally miserable and isolated as he is.

He should just go into the desert already and built his shack next to Wayne while he still has a few pesos for gas and a case of peanut butter jars.

 

[AltisticRight]

>A fool and his money are easily separated!
Ethan Ralph:
Gambled away a lot of money.
Purchases Boss (NOT Hugo Boss) purses for $800.
Spends over $1600 on a plastic toy wrasslin belt.
Spends over $100 on some stupid bowling trophy.
Buys a $300 barbeque grill just to use it once and then abandon in America.
Takes out a 77-month loan to finance an ugly red truck he doesn't need.
Purchased premium pornhub.
Paid Elon for a blue tick.
Purchases a $399 ugly cowboy hat on a $1000 per month limit credit card in his wife's name.
Purchased TWO Alienware ovens.
Buys a bunch of rubbish for Alice, the IP2 bicycle that menaces gets to fuck for free but Ethan Ralph required to pay for, AND had to mouth-rape her while she was passed out, allegedly. PATHETIC.
There's more.

 

[porkWellington]

Josh said hiatus but he'll gone from the site for 2 weeks. To me, that's a break, not a hiatus. If Ralph wants to start getting on Josh about taking his first break in years, I'd love to see what Ralph conjures up that can't immediately be thrown back at him.

Ralph starts his lobby hours before the show, does a 30 minute intro for the show, then watches clips all day and stretches his dono goal if he gets close. If Ralph's so busy and the show is his life, he's got a really shitty life.

 

[AltisticRight]

Josh said hiatus but he'll gone from the site for 2 weeks. To me, that's a break, not a hiatus. If Ralph wants to start getting on Josh about taking his first break in years, I'd love to see what Ralph conjures up that can't immediately be thrown back at him.

Ethan Ralph can't even spell the word entrepreneur without cheating. He obviously doesn't know what a hiatus is.

Art of the written word indeed, a man that uses gay wrasslin fake slangs (btw Wrestling is fake) in everyday speech.

 

[JAKL II]

Paulyfrog64, I think. His shit was leaked all over the place after the ChudBuds thing.

Nah it was Tux. He has a thread here.

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Jim had Elaine pull discord gay-ops on him

Oh shit the Gunt is boasting about Elaine? I’ve browsed that thread for maybe five minutes. Truly an unhinged and horrifying specimen of humanity. And Ralph wants some of that glory for himself. How low have you sunk when you’re trying to put yourself on Team Elaine? Truly vile. What are the odds Ralph has Daddy Jim’s name carved into the underside of his Gunt? I imagine with the bariatric surgery he may have to spread the gunt flaps out a little to read it now.

 

[Yoel Romero]

guys wake up Ralph and gator are having a slapfight on twitter rn it's pretty good

 

[Um...]

Total Gunt Victory!
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“Killstream SURGING”? Lol


Dumbass is back down to his baseline 250-350 live viewers, where he’ll remain because he’s fat, boring and irrelevant.

KC had 500 viewers before they even started the stream tonight and currently have 1500 viewers btw.

Keep trying though, piggy. No matter how hard you try and how loud you squeal, 300 viewers is and will continue to be your lane.