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[Manat]

What is an enlarged cut clitoris guys? FGM?

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NSFW - last night my boyfriend told me how ugly he thinks my dick is

i’m ftm, haven’t had bottom surgery, been on testosterone for 7 years. we’ve been together for 3 1/2.

he randomly brought this up, he told me what my dick looked like (uncut) and then proceeded to talk about how gross it is when anyone is uncut. he went into a bit of detail explaining to me why it is so gross, ugly and unattractive.

i was just starting to get over my insecurities during having sex with the lights on. subtle comments like this, where i feel they are only being said to shame me, they take a toll. i have a feeling that this comment in particular is something that will bother me for the rest of my life unless i get cosmetic surgery down there. as i don’t want bottom surgery, that is the only solution that i can see right now. i’ve been researching it ever since. the surgery that i would need costs anywhere from $6000-$10,000 and i will not logically have that amount of money saved up for a few years. i feel hopeless.

after i reacted by not really saying much and walking away, he began to apologize. said he didn’t know why he said it, backtracked completely. but now that it’s been said i can’t un-hear it. i never want to let anyone near that area again. i don’t want him to look at me. i’m so disgusted with myself, i already had a hard enough time loving my body, i really don’t know what to do now.

"Protein shakes and yoga"

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Skinny arms and all

It doesn’t matter what I do, I am consistently misgendered, even at drive throughs. After dinner with a friend from out of town, also trans (but he’s bulky), I realized it may be my arms, which are incredibly skinny. I’m wiry and even as a child, the doctors said I would stay that way. How do you bulk up pre T? Protein shakes and yoga did next to nothing. I was a strong string bean

"smaller than other guys" 17 yo teenage girl angry because even men watches are bigger than her wrists.

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‘obviously it doesn’t fit you, its a man’s watch’

Hey guys, just want some advice about something that just happened with my mum. I’m 17 pre-t and it was my birthday today. It all went great, except tonight i got a watch, and i was trying to adjust it to fit my wrists. Turns out, my wrists were smaller than the smallest setting. my heart sank, because to me it was just another thing making me different from other men. My dad said i could probably get it shortened at a watch fixer place, and then i brightened up a bit. except then my mum said ‘well, obviously it doesn’t fit you because its a man’s watch’.
I was really taken aback and thought it was a weird comment to make, and so i said ‘i don’t need your comments’ and mum got really offended saying i was being rude. i’m really dysphoric about being smaller than other guys and not fitting normally into a lot of mens clothes, so the watch not fitting was just one more thing on top. was i in the wrong for getting mad at her comment?

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

There’s something so viscerally fuckin gross about pooners calling their hyena clit monstrosities “my dick” but I can’t stop laughing that one of her first thoughts was surgery to correct the problems she begged to have on her muh T. And still calling it muh dick

 

[Iron Jaguar]

my mum said ‘well, obviously it doesn’t fit you because its a man’s watch’.

Based Mom.

i’m so disgusted with myself

Good.

 

[Argos]

Is this dude seriously having that hard of a time tossing a tv dinner in the microwave? The horror of having to open a box, peel or slice part of the plastic then toss it in the microwave for 5 minutes or whatever

You know, I've had times where the effort to throw a box of Stouffer's Macaroni and Cheese into the microwave was too much. So I made a PB&J instead.

WTF is wrong with these people?

 

[Zemblan Physics]

She was assessed by the court’s forensic psychiatrists. They didn’t find evidence of diminished responsibility, so she’s in prison. I’ll try to find out what happened to her, will report back if I find something.

As of February 2024 she was still housed in a male prison. I have pics that would prove the true insanity of this (she’s tiny but with fully developed breasts) but tbh I don’t want to because I’m MATI right now.

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

You know, I've had times where the effort to throw a box of Stouffer's Macaroni and Cheese into the microwave was too much. So I made a PB&J instead.

WTF is wrong with these people?

It's instrumentalizing the language of sympathy and oppresion to justify why their behaviors aren't bad. I don't think this person really believes, or at least didn't at some point before the doublethink kicked in, that anxiety about microwave use legitimated spending way too much money on doordash, but the thing about a lot of the language of oppression that goes around Twitter is that you can use it for anything, it's a tool set that's value neutral. Not unlike the way grifters hijack the language of evangelical Christianity to trick idiots into giving them money, there's a whole bunch of online narcissists who use the language of acceptance and progress to grift people into giving them sympathy. This is really most prevalent with disability, where the whole spoonie shit has basically just made a legion of people with mild depression or anxiety (or nothing at all beyond being self-centered) act as though their problems are the equivalent of having multiple sclerosis, so you can't criticize them for being lazy, unemployed, fat or stupid. These are the same people who won't stop talking about how "cishet" men are so coddled and never face any problems whatsoever, in between talking about their personal struggle and journey after being diagnoses with ADHD and finding it hard to "adult" . It's the same type of people as the autistic who was running r/antiwork and went on Fox to explain how he just hated having a job (who was also a troon iirc).

Look at this tweet in the same goddawful "converstion":

Note that this all started from somebody commenting that he noticed someone in their building was ordering coffee and a bagel via doordash every day, and pointing out how wasteful and privileged that is. People felt called out by this, I'm sure Justine Barron was one of them, and set about trying to find a way to rationalize their behavior as okay, and in fact prove that the person complaining about it is the real bigot and should check their privilege instead. The argument, which seems to be getting some traction among the idiot lib set, has now morphed into any criticism of somebody literally ordering food with a premium cost associated to it every day is tantamount to attacking the poor, because a minority of people in lower income brackets also order food in once every 3 months.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

"he went into a bit of detail explaining to me why it is so gross, ugly and unattractive"

"subtle comments like this"

Pooner does NOT understand subtlety.

 

[Duck & Cover]

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"he went into a bit of detail explaining to me why it is so gross, ugly and unattractive"

"subtle comments like this"

Pooner does NOT understand subtlety.

Bonus points on that being how the boyfriend just sperged out about his distate of how (the majority of) dicks look, because he's heterosexual, duh, and the pooner just zeroe'd on the vast differences of her hyena clit and a normal penis AND thinking "Hmm, is there a way for my clit to look more like a penis?"

 

[Procopius]

I actually have heard of this. Autistic 18-year old pooner committed a murder here in Eurofagland a couple of years ago. (She and her fantasist boyfriend bashed the boyfriend’s dad over the head with a frying pan and cut him into pieces & dumped him in the sea. Many such cases.) She’s the size of a houseplant but opted for men’s prison. She’s also pre-op…

Haven’t heard how that worked out for her, but my money is on NOT WELL. I actually feel kind of sorry for her, when the trial was going on I read some of the transcripts and she seemed very, you know, autistic.

There was the case of the pooner a few years ago who was living in a mens' hostel for some reason never explained, and was raped by another resident, "despite having explained that he identifies as a man and was attracted to women".

Her bleating to the press was equally sad and pathetic. 'I identify as a man, I'm attracted to women, I didn't see why he could be serious. That was when he forced himself on me.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4978220/Transgender-man-speaks-serial-sex-attacker-jailed.html

 

[cypocryphy]

There was the case of the pooner a few years ago who was living in a mens' hostel for some reason never explained, and was raped by another resident, "despite having explained that he identifies as a man and was attracted to women".

Her bleating to the press was equally sad and pathetic. 'I identify as a man, I'm attracted to women, I didn't see why he could be serious. That was when he forced himself on me.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4978220/Transgender-man-speaks-serial-sex-attacker-jailed.html

They really seem to think "gender identities" work like pretend magic.

 

[FinnSven]

There was the case of the pooner a few years ago who was living in a mens' hostel for some reason never explained, and was raped by another resident, "despite having explained that he identifies as a man and was attracted to women".

Her bleating to the press was equally sad and pathetic. 'I identify as a man, I'm attracted to women, I didn't see why he could be serious. That was when he forced himself on me.'

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4978220/Transgender-man-speaks-serial-sex-attacker-jailed.html

Gender transition process for girls should include a mandatory minimum six months working in a steelyard, quarry or building sites doing the toughest of manual labor for 12 hour shifts.

If they can do that, then poon out all they want.

 

[Positron]

Note that this all started from somebody commenting that he noticed someone in their building was ordering coffee and a bagel via doordash every day, and pointing out how wasteful and privileged that is. People felt called out by this, I'm sure Justine Barron was one of them, and said about trying to find a way to rationalize their behavior as okay,

How hard it is to say, "I know there are cheaper options but I prefer to pay for the convenience"? Why do these people need to make a retort and blame the other party for whateverism? Is it inferiority complex?

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

How hard it is to say, "I know there are cheaper options but I prefer to pay for the convenience"? Why do these people need to make a retort and blame the other party for whateverism? Is it inferiority complex?

Because admitting that they might do something that someone else could not afford to, that they might be privileged in some way, means that they aren't going to be part of the double autistic crippled queer BIPOC elect when the twitter idiot rapture (revolution) comes. This dude accurately sums up my feelings:

Also actually sort of thread relevant, because @ThatEffinFlower is a "They/Them" who just posted a tweet implying that being told to eat food you can afford and can figure out how to cook is some sort of attack. Yes, if the French Revolution was about anything, it was specifically about how the Paris mob wanted to eat cake too, not just bread!

Note that hEDS is Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome which, while being a real thing, is something that twitterspecials love to self-diagnose with because you it means you can talk about being achy and tired all the time.

 

[Geraldine]

How hard it is to say, "I know there are cheaper options but I prefer to pay for the convenience"? Why do these people need to make a retort and blame the other party for whateverism? Is it inferiority complex?

Yes yes yes.

Because they know damn well there is something wrong with them.
Makes then touchy.

You can see this phenomenon on a smaller scale among fairly normal people, but with troons it is that on steroids. Literally.

 

[cypocryphy]

Gender transition process for girls should include a mandatory minimum six months working in a steelyard, quarry or building sites doing the toughest of manual labor for 12 hour shifts.

If they can do that, then poon out all they want.

The ball busting from co-workers in a blue collar job would be way too much for them to handle. They never had male socialization.

 

[FinnSven]

The ball busting from co-workers in a blue collar job would be way too much for them to handle. They never had male socialization.

That’s a big part of my point!

If they can hack that for six months, then not only would they probably be able to fight off any potential rapists, they would also be able to handle men in general.

That pooner who got upset because she didn’t feel welcome at a pretty intense gay male orgy would not have cried on Reddit about it if she had just spent half a year lugging stone and being called a faggot by men as granite faced as the rocks they are breaking.

 

[AssignedEva]

The number of people who are like, "I want a dick, balls and vagina" in these subreddits is shocking. They are truly pornsick. Who would have thought in 2024 people would want to be real life futanaris.

Rioley wanted futa surgery ("penile preserving vaginoplasty") but sperged out enough he got blacklisted from the two surgeons who do that surgery in the US. But it meant I learned about it.

Basically they install the amhole where the balls are. It cuts into the base of the penis so can result in impotence, and obviously necessitates the removal of the balls. But it seems there's been a development as I've found at least one Dr Frankenstein non binary affirming surgeon who's suggesting they can offer PPV without touching the balls, basically using a peritoneal graft

A phallus-preserving vulvovaginoplasty is the creation of a vulva and vagina without penectomy. For people who want to keep the P and get the V. Embrace the power of “AND”!

A vulva isn’t required, either! Individuals can choose to have phallus-preserving vaginoplasty (you may also see it called “penile preservation vaginoplasty.” But, wait, there’s more! Orchiectomy and scrotectomy are also not required (although if the testes and scrotum are present, there may be less room for the vagina.)

So basically just a random hole shoved in the gooch. I can't find out who offers this, though, especially as the surgeons are scrabbling to keep it quiet. After an article in City Journal, Align Surgical scrubbed references to PPV (and the inverse, vagina preserving phalloplasty)

This has taught me the words for this - "aphrodisian" and "salmacian". There's a subreddit involved -



The L comes from them drawing or photoshopping their ideal genital configuration and then getting sad surgeons are not magicians (I'm now getting "parsing response failed" trying to upload screenshot, but the standard cope of "maybe they can grow extra genitals from stem cells and 'hook them up' to existing erogenous nerves" applies).

 

[Terfmaster9000]

If they can hack that for six months, then not only would they probably be able to fight off any potential rapists, they would also be able to handle men in general.

Let's not be silly. 99% of women could not fight off 99% of men if they were trying to rape them. Not even if those women were taking steroids. A pooner on T and roids could still be easily overpowered by an average man who doesn't even lift.

 

[FinnSven]

Let's not be silly. 99% of women could not fight off 99% of men if they were trying to rape them. Not even if those women were taking steroids. A pooner on T and roids could still be easily overpowered by an average man who doesn't even lift.

True.
But the average rapist who would resort to a pooner might think better of it once she grips him with leathery palms.

 

[Jacques1194]

Another thread where TIMs think that because they played with dolls or dressed up that they knew they were trans.What's funny is that he even brings up people who dont identify as trans despite doing activities that aren't stereotypical for your sex growing up, and how those people dont think about whether they were a boy or girl.