Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AncientPhosphur]

He should stop owning the meme of being a degenerate drunken sex addict and try owning the meme of being a half decent person who doesn’t talk about sex or be weird. Seriously what the fuck.

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

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Despite the AI not being able to accept the large nose, it really nailed the sunken cheeks and overall gaunt look.

The Odd Couple reboot where Nick and Patrick go to bars and get drunk. Call it the Pig and the Twig. Should pitch it to Netflix.

Netflix will just have to make Nick and Fatrick black (Nick won’t mind), they are both already gay too.

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

You’ll never convince me Nick and the Steel toe guy aren’t full homo at this point.

 

[Lokenstien]

What is even happening at this point.

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I have never quite seen a GIF of a someone that fully exudes the image of a straight sober healthy-weight monogamous christian that practices law and has a successful Rumble contract. I think Nick really proved us damn Kiwi's wrong with such a display.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

After watching that clip I'm looking forward to the inevitable cancellation message. Expect something like:

Date night with Lady Rackets

Sorry guys, things got SO HECTIC over the weekend that I need to recharge my batteries a bit. Not at 100% right now and CANNOT do a show tonight.

See you tomorrow!

That can work sometimes. The problem is Nick is such a retard that he does it wrong. He acts more degenerate now than ever, but still tries to keep up this lie that he's an internet lawyer. That's part of what makes him such a cow.

I'm not saying it would work for him, but I'm saying that he thinks owning the meme means just do it more. He wants his cake and to eat it too.

Owning the meme doesn't work because he's proven time and time again that he doesn't truly own the meme, and the only reason he tries to "own the meme" is because he thinks it owns his haters by showing how not mad he is, except he clearly is mad, because when he's not owning the meme he's screaming at or seething at the meme.

 

[GeorgeHWBush]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

MFW

 

[Captain Manning]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

I like how Nick seems to reserve the Steel Toe degeneracy for Sundays.

Everybody should totally go and buy Gosney's book now. Clearly, this is peak Christian lifestyle we're seeing.

 

[polar bear]

I have never quite seen a GIF of a someone that fully exudes the image of a straight sober healthy weight monogamous christian that practices law and has a successful Rumble contract. I think Nick really proved us damn Kiwi's wrong with such a display.

Nick looks very funny and weird in this gif. It's so funny and weird, I would think it deserves a special place in updated OP, just so everyone who wants to learn how fun Nick is, can see it right from the beginning.
On a completely unrelated note, sometimes I think blind people are happier.

 

[Harm]

Everybody should totally go and buy Gosney's book now. This is peak Christian lifestyle we're seeing.

I couldn't imagine Balldo trying to write a foreword for any book of that nature nowadays.

"What is Christian? What is life? Myriad men have had myriad discussion about the myriad reasons Christians choose, or have chosen, to live. As a lovable non-Christian degenerate myself, father of [placeholder number] children, and with a walking pillbox I call my wife, we will answer this for you today. Then you too can live as Christ did, the original Christian. Isn't it funny how Jesus had to worship himself in order to become closer to God? It's weird, people don't usually think about it but it's very weird."

 

[AnOminous]

What is even happening at this point.

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What a contemptible bug-chasing pig bottom sodomite. Freddie Mercury would roll his eyes and say quit being such an utter faggot.

 

[Artificial Stupidity]

Nicks not even hit rock bottom yet but nick is going to speed run this and probably die, he doesn't look healthy it's like a car crash that you just can't look away from.

Going from small town lawyer to aids ridden drunken fool the speedrun to the end.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

Wait a minute, Nick claims he doesn't wear underwear, so why would he have a pair of boxers laying around? Is he wearing QueerToe's boxers? You know that faggot would like it.

 

[GodsCock]

This drex post i came across on twitter is just prime nick asking with drex putting it on blast

 

[Finger Pistols]

What is even happening at this point.

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Doing shit like this, showing up on boxer on stream and streaming on a bathtub while talking gay shit with another man, while not having kids is one thing. But imagine doing all of that while having kids, at best they are going to grow up hating and resenting you, and at worst they are going to completely cut ties with you. Truly shameful behaviour, specially from someone that is a father.

Edit: Also imagine the amount of bullying. When I was younger you were made fun of if you wore the wrong kind of shoes or had a bad haircut. Can't imagine how it would be now in the modern age with kids making fun of the others mom's Only Fans or the photo of the other father's ass holding an alcohol bottle.

 

[Agent of Misinformation]

What is even happening at this point.

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I didn't know Nick Rekieta was the reincarnation of Judas Iscariot. It makes sense with every part of his character. What's next? Will he sell his family for 30 pieces of silver? What's more ironic is Easter Weekend is coming up. Sometimes, God is the true showman to people like Rekieta.
Hint: Matthew 26:48-54

 

[JJLiautaud]

Nick needs to stop drinking.

 

[Gloria The Glorious]

I can't even laugh anymore. It's a sad display from Nick.

 

[Justa Grata Honoria]

Got this screencap with naked Nick and i have few more observations:
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- nipples are exceptionally dark (white people, rejoice - he ain't one of us)
- everyone in the pic looks gross and trash
- this whole room must smell like unwashed swamp ass
- Ms Klamydia had a very interesting choice of nail paint. If steel toe owns light blue shorts, then we all know her finger distribution in relation to orifices of the males (edit to add - she smelling them)

I can't even laugh anymore. It's a sad display from Nick.

This is just creepy sureal and fucked up. Like you know those drug downfall dramas showing a guy spiralling into a fucked up ghoul . We are witnessing it irl with no end in sight

 

[Poop Shoot]

I can't even laugh anymore. It's a sad display from Nick.

It’s sad but there’s still plenty laughter to be had

 

[HodgePodgeRogerDodger]

You all thought I was joking when I said he was an AIDS riddled faggot. Every time he streams he showcases it more and more.

The only mystery is if Kayla is a willing beard or not.

 

[RX-78]

You all thought I was joking when I said he was an AIDS riddled faggot. Every time he streams he showcases it more and more.

The only mystery is if Kayla is a willing beard or not.

The only thing more pathetic than a fag hag is a hag with no fags to orbit, and she's fully aware of this.