Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[polar bear]

decapitating them with boltcutters

look, I already wasted 5 credits trying to get around the "large nose" prohibited prompt on bing; i'd probably get banned for putting "circumcising black cocks"

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

look, I already wasted 5 credits trying to get around the "large nose" prohibited prompt on bing; i'd probably get banned for putting "circumcising black cocks"

Bing AI is fucking dogshit. It blocked like 7 of my prompts just simply for "German". And no, they had nothing to do with Nazis, which I know everyone is already thinking. It flags everything.

 

[Darkholme's Dungeon]

Regularing the same bar as Nick would be a dog shit experience.

That's called the ♂GAY♂90s... But in rural MN, they serve fags but probably not mixed loads. Nick might want to try Big Earl's at 2999 State Hwy 11 Pittsburg, TX 75686 though.

 

[Maude Snew]

Regularing the same bar as Nick would be a dog shit experience.

The Odd Couple reboot where Nick and Patrick go to bars and get drunk. Call it the Pig and the Twig. Should pitch it to Netflix.

 

[LiquidKid]

I may be late n ghey on this but what's up with nick's rumble contract these days? Elb's clip on nick laughing at candace own's yeeting over at daily wire had some comments implying nick's contract fell out?

What I like about that video is that Nick was definitely wrong back then and is wrong now.
Crowder was a whiney, unprofessional dipshit that recorded private phone calls in order to selectively edit them because he felt his borderline unwatchable show was worth more than $50 million. Tbh, I don’t even believe people really watch him on Rumble. His YouTube views have been shit for years and his recent wife beating didn’t do him any favors. Not to mention the constant breaks his show takes.

But no, Nick was stalker child, it was Candace who was unprofessional when she should have negotiated a better contract(no evidence that she didn’t).

 

[LonelyEggRoll]

It’s Monday!
Will Nick show up for his Monday stream?
Or will his Internet suddenly go down again?
Or a last minute unscheduled date night with his wife pop up out of nowhere?
Or will a child need driven to an activity at 11.45pm, and he hadn’t accounted for it, and no-one else can do it, so sorry folks, he just hates having to cancel, but these things happen.

It couldn’t possibly be that he keeps inviting his degenerate friends over on Sundays and getting double wasted, so much so that even the trusty ‘bruise filter’ and hair of the dog can’t hide how fucked up he still is come 11pm, and he can’t even manage reading out a week old news article to pass as a show.

Come on, Nick. Prove us wrong with that oppositional disorder and give us a Monday show with a full on raging hangover.

 

[Clem Fandango]

Just... what the hell is Nick even on about in that Trojan horse clip? Why does he keep talking about going outside to pee at 3am? It's so out of place and confusing (Nick - if you're reading this don't conflate this with being funny, you're not).

It's been a while since I read it, but I don't think the Greeks delivered their horse at night. Didn't they deliver it during the day? Like, they presented it as a gift, and then the people inside waited until night time to come out?

 

[daffodils]

Just... what the hell is Nick even on about in that Trojan horse clip? Why does he keep talking about going outside to pee at 3am?

Since he talks about peeing outside naked, it's probably related to his enthusiasm for outdoor nudity:

 

[feral cat #6385]

look, I already wasted 5 credits trying to get around the "large nose" prohibited prompt on bing; i'd probably get banned for putting "circumcising black cocks"

Bing AI is fucking dogshit. It blocked like 7 of my prompts just simply for "German". And no, they had nothing to do with Nazis, which I know everyone is already thinking. It flags everything.

I fucking hate Bing so much. It's a pain in the ass trying to get it to draw a jew nose.

Will Nick show up for his Monday stream?

Of course not. He got STEELTOE'D last night.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

The Odd Couple reboot where Nick and Patrick go to bars and get drunk. Call it the Pig and the Twig. Should pitch it to Netflix.

>Enjoy prison? But I'm not BLACK!
>(laugh track)

 

[Sharpeteer]

Since he talks about peeing outside naked, it's probably related to his enthusiasm for outdoor nudity:

I hate so much that this guy loves his own nudity enough to subject us all to it. The idea of Nick being naked outside is just disgusting. He is a gross anorexic drunk, and she is made of plastic.

I'm sure his kids see it way more than we do. That has great for their psychological health as well.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

No you dont understand how liberating it is to go outside at 3am piss drunk and to take a piss. You're all prudes who deserve a million dollars.

Nick buddy it's MONDAY. You want to know the best way to get through the day and the week? Thats right buddy you gotta DRINK!

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I thought it was their private DMs and CGoody was coming onto Daniel really hard and trying to meet up somewhere IRL, so "Mandy" threw out the boyfriend of 10 years thing to try and get CGoody to back off lest he discover that "Mandy" was actually the 45 year old gay man Daniel Harris.

CGoody as recently as last week was quibbling over the definition of 'catfish' and telling people he didn't care. He just misses their art and bosom companionship. Kiwis are just mean people who just want Nick to fail and to hurt anyone around him.

I haven't heard of him doing a Locals stream so far in March and that was the contractual obligation that actually inconvenienced him.

His LOCALS have noticed that is has been almost month. Remember, almost a month after he announced big plans and the new motivation to do new content becuase it was bo longer required.

Watch him say, 'I TOLD people not to sign up up until I had content. If you are paying it is your fault. You cannot rush a creator.'

It’s Monday!
Will Nick show up for his Monday stream?
Or will his Internet suddenly go down again?
Or a last minute unscheduled date night with his wife pop up out of nowhere?
Or will a child need driven to an activity at 11.45pm, and he hadn’t accounted for it, and no-one else can do it, so sorry folks, he just hates having to cancel, but these things happen.

It couldn’t possibly be that he keeps inviting his degenerate friends over on Sundays and getting double wasted, so much so that even the trusty ‘bruise filter’ and hair of the dog can’t hide how fucked up he still is come 11pm, and he can’t even manage reading out a week old news article to pass as a show.

Come on, Nick. Prove us wrong with that oppositional disorder and give us a Monday show with a full on raging hangover.

Do these people live close by? Isn't this the second weekend in a row they have been there? What is stopping us from concluding these are their swinging partners?

Just... what the hell is Nick even on about in that Trojan horse clip? Why does he keep talking about going outside to pee at 3am? It's so out of place and confusing (Nick - if you're reading this don't conflate this with being funny, you're not).

It's been a while since I read it, but I don't think the Greeks delivered their horse at night. Didn't they deliver it during the day? Like, they presented it as a gift, and then the people inside waited until night time to come out?

The story as I recall it is that they waited until night and Greek ships were far enough away to not be able to return in order to bring it inside. I vaguely recall reference to watch fores on the ships a at sea disappearing, then the Trojans opened the gates.

Nick likes to pretend greater knowledge than he actually possesses. He is an idiot posuer.

 

[Sharpeteer]

CGoody as recently as last week was quibbling over the definition of 'catfish' and telling people he didn't care. He just misses their art and bosom companionship. Kiwis are just mean people who just want Nick to fail and to hurt anyone around him.

Hey CGoody, you sexted with a man, and there's no way around it. You are a big gay now.

But I appreciate that he is continuing on coping about this, because it keeps my favorite Nick event alive. If your only cope or argument is that "they're being mean", then you're just upset. That's it.

 

[polar bear]

What is stopping us from concluding these are their swinging partners?

During his screaming sesh with Sean, he stated that him and his wife are monogamous. As such, the whole gay cuck swinger discussion should have been shut down long time ago. This man of honor, this beacon of honesty, this pursuer of truth, always stands by what he said - his word should be good enough.

That hot tub stream where Nick was looking lovingly at the man? Out of context and never happened.

 

[Sam Losco]

Bing AI is fucking dogshit. It blocked like 7 of my prompts just simply for "German". And no, they had nothing to do with Nazis, which I know everyone is already thinking. It flags everything.

I used it once to try and make a logo with specific words in it, and it misspelled the words I was telling it to use 95% of the time.

That hot tub stream where Nick was looking lovingly at the man? Out of context and never happened.

Oh man, giving me Fuentes vibes with that look.

 

[Chongqing]

It's been a while since I read it, but I don't think the Greeks delivered their horse at night. Didn't they deliver it during the day? Like, they presented it as a gift, and then the people inside waited until night time to come out?

Yes, that's right.

https://greekreporter.com/2024/03/25/trojan-horse/

Firstly, let us establish what exactly the Trojan Horse supposedly was in Greek mythology. Contrary to popular belief, it does not appear in Homer’s Iliad. However, Homer does refer to it in his Odyssey. A more detailed account appears in Virgil’s Aeneid from the first century BCE. Ancient Greek artwork also depicts the horse.

According to these accounts, the Greeks constructed the Trojan Horse after deciding that it was the only way to end their long and arduous war against the city of Troy. It was a large statue of a horse, made of wood that was hollow on the inside. It was presented as a gift, but it was really a trap.

Inside the enormous statue, there were hidden Greek soldiers. After the Greek army supposedly left (really just hiding outside the immediate vicinity), the Trojans brought the Trojan Horse inside the city. At night, the Greek soldiers climbed out, opened the gates of the city, and let the Greek army enter so as to finally defeat their enemies.

The one thing he said that kind of made sense to me is, where would all of those men go to the bathroom? Surely they couldn't all hold it until after slaughtering and enslaving the city's inhabitants?

But that got me thinking too, how do crews of tank operators go to the bathroom? Surely there's not a toilet in the tank.

Rekieta's stupidity is contagious.

 

[Botchy Galoop]

That hot tub screenshot looks like it could be the movie poster for a remake of 1970's movie, Bob & Carol & Ted & Alice. The plot for that movie is just trite and titillating as what appears to be going on in the Rekieta's crumbling relationship. Funnily enough, the movie ends with the couples going to Vegas and swapping partners.
There is nothing new under the sun.

 

[Chirping Smoke Detector]

Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.

He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

 

[PixarsTedKennedy]

Pull from the newest Eliisa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shoes up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

Those poor kids...