Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.1%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 96 25.9%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 63 17.0%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 145 39.1%

  • Total voters
    371
Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

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He is just testing the waters now before the inevitable full contrarian schizo logic coming out party. Just do it already so we can move on, and discuss all your other failures besides larping as trad dad. Yes we are monogamous and to us that means the men get to fuck men and the women get to play with women as long as we both know and trust and yada yada insert balldogagging noises
Just go full Jim Sterling and blame your decline on transphobia, what do you even have to lose at this point
 
Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

I'm convinced he's doing it on purpose at this point in his efforts to """own""" the Farms. Expect Nick to have those two on stream regularly and do increasingly degenerate shit like this as a running gag.
 
That man is broken at this point. Being naked and acting like a pervert in front of an audience.

At this point, you have to wonder, to WHAT audience this appeals to? This is not for the law fans, or even for the drama fans, the name is RekietaLaw and he appears to barely do that shit anymore. It seems that now his content only appeals for sexual degenerates.

Good lord man, you're a wreck and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
 
There used to be kids I didn't like back during my school days and I wish their parents had given me half that. He lives in a small town too and he did mention one of his home school class was aware of his streams so it's near certain that spread to everybody. Interacting with anybody in public has gotta suck for his kids, you know he doesn't care, the wife is too pilled out and complacent, but you damn well know the kids are not living that down. It'd be a small miracle if they don't get the fuck out soon as they can and don't show up to his funeral when his liver finally fails and releases them from his bullshit.
 
Pull from the newest Elissa video. The steel toe people apparently stayed at Nick's house last night. Nick shows up shirtless wearing boxers during their stream.
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He's really doing well dispelling those swinging rumors. Also, Nick you are still fat.

He looks like a prison bottom with those shitty tattoos and orange boxers. So glad to see RekietaLaw is still lawsplaining the interwebs though and sticking to his Christian morals and values. He's convinced me that the Armish are right in their lifestyle.
 
I'm convinced he's doing it on purpose at this point in his efforts to """own""" the Farms. Expect Nick to have those two on stream regularly and do increasingly degenerate shit like this as a running gag.
He should do a gay sex tape. Us incel prudes at the Farms would be utterly, thoroughly owned. Nick would find it so funny!
That man is broken at this point. Being naked and acting like a pervert in front of an audience.

At this point, you have to wonder, to WHAT audience this appeals to? This is not for the law fans, or even for the drama fans, the name is RekietaLaw and he appears to barely do that shit anymore. It seems that now his content only appeals for sexual degenerates.

Good lord man, you're a wreck and you should be fucking ashamed of yourself.
What do you mean there isn't a huge audience waiting to hear last week's news about Trump and guns and Trump Guns as read and commented on by an alcoholic flaming homosexual with AIDS?
 
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK!?
The alter-ego is in full control, the midlife crisis has become Nicholas Rekieta, if you had any doubts about Nicky being able to clamp back any audience, to slowly get his life back in control or any other such optimistic thoughts this clip should have thoroughly and coldly killed them.

His future is various ways of public humilliation until he is found dead, pantsless and looking like a purple amyl nitrite ghoul in the dungeons of gay 90s.

Nick Rekieta is dead, long live Neck Lickieta.
 
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