Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[CoolSixtyNiner]

I have this fantasy that I go to his house, and DIY repair his room. Get one of those steam carpet cleaners, plaster, paint, the works and fix it all. His room is bad, but it's right at that "can be made new again with a bit of elbow greese" stage. Its not like that animal Asmongold's vile shit dungeon yet.

In the fantasy I also have a used 94 Honda civic coupe with 170k miles on it that before I leave, I just throw him the keys, give him a wink, and walk off into the Virginia sunset.

The car and room would be sold/destroyed before the end of the month of course but that month would be sick.

 

[degengambalar]

bmj now resorting to posting inspirational quotes and messages in his chat.
$0 in monthly expenses on a $500,000+ income. People are so greedy these days fr fr

 

[Blagher]

standard fully addicted gambler behavior

Probably, I know slot zombies are a thing but I guess there's enough downtime between games in an actual casino that you can't edge yourself as well

 

[Kees H]

Austin hating on dem rats. Type a 1 if you don't care this nigga never worked, Austin didn't work for 5 years as well, bro (but I thought streaming was a job according to you, Austin?). Same fucking rat being called out here, just with a rakeback keno sesh interrupting the rat hunt (and I tried to fix the aspect ratio because it was triggering my video autism).

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Austin hating on dem rats. Type a 1 if you don't care this nigga never worked, Austin didn't work for 5 years as well, bro (but I thought streaming was a job according to you, Austin?). Same fucking rat being called out here, just with a rakeback keno sesh interrupting the rat hunt (and I tried to fix the aspect ratio because it was triggering my video autism).

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[Jang Joo]

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God damn Austin looks fucking filthy. Showerbros, how do you cope?

That was fucked with, right?

Right?

 

[Blagher]

Who knows, but as a dude who used to backpack a lot, you end up hitting a weird point where you just stop feeling the grime on your body. Still remember hiking in Peru and after 3 days, just not really feeling the layer of sweat that was always on my body from not being able to wash. And I didn't even have crack to take my mind off it

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

Pretty much. But its interesting that Bossman will get into those trances where he'll just click the button 4-5 times in rapid succession like he's trying to cum. I honestly don't think he's aware of how much he's lost/gained in those moments. Just really bizarre, but at least he's not a welfare leech like Cyraxx and Cobes

>he doesn't want lolcows to be juiced by the taxpayer
Kill yourself

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

That was fucked with, right?

Right?

I removed some unnecessary frames and sped the whole thing up if that's what you mean.
Wait no, I'm retarded. No, I only slightly warped his eyebrow to give it a higher raise. Untouched otherwise.

 

[break these cuffs]

I have this fantasy that I go to his house, and DIY repair his room. Get one of those steam carpet cleaners, plaster, paint, the works and fix it all. His room is bad, but it's right at that "can be made new again with a bit of elbow greese" stage. Its not like that animal Asmongold's vile shit dungeon yet.

In the fantasy I also have a used 94 Honda civic coupe with 170k miles on it that before I leave, I just throw him the keys, give him a wink, and walk off into the Virginia sunset.

The car and room would be sold/destroyed before the end of the month of course but that month would be sick.

My dream is that Eddie gives him a ridiculously sweet kick contract, but a requirement is that he must stream himself repairing the damage to his room for 1 hour a day. The door must be hung! No Ratdad, maybe even no youtube. Make chat his only source of on the fly DIY info. Austin as a gambling addict is funny, but I think watching him perform normal tasks would be hilarious. Content like EBZ cooking streams from IP2 were always funnier to me than watching them scream "NIGGER" at someone or drink till they puked on themselves. There'd have to be some kind of metric he'd have to meet or else he just wouldn't try, but I really haven't thought this through.

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Tardmanjack found a big streamer to suck off last night by the name of cheesur(fuckin nobody) who had 20k viewers and cheesur sent him a gifted sub to get bossman's attention and austin dropped to his knees to glaze his cock immediately.

Crackhead doing his best to make a good impression except everyone thinks he's a retard.

"Hey, Mister Cheesur sir, please let me suck your cock sir!"

Bossman got completely ignored

Cheesur and his nigger just think he is a clown and just watch him for his freakouts like the rest of us, .

Sorry austin, we're all here just to watch you lose, rage, and cry.

 

[Mark Goldbridge]

Tardmanjack found a big streamer to suck off last night by the name of cheesur(fuckin nobody) who had 20k viewers and cheesur sent him a gifted sub to get bossman's attention and austin dropped to his knees to glaze his cock immediately.

Crackhead doing his best to make a good impression except everyone thinks he's a retard.

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"Hey, Mister Cheesur sir, please let me suck your cock sir!"

Bossman got completely ignored

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Cheesur and his nigger just think he is a clown and just watch him for his freakouts like the rest of us, .

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Sorry austin, we're all here just to watch you lose, rage, and cry.

more publicity means more juice, just look at these hate videos pop up out of nowhere https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fyt9k6RC2Hc

 

[Drama Fan]

Another Youtuber dropped a Bossman video. 175k+ subs. I can't comment on the quality yet.

Edit:

• winging about how evil it is to gamba on stream
• door bullying clip + showing the $30k peak when he yells at his dad about needing his help
• chronologically starts with 2019 BMJ being a Runescape debt streamer/beggar who likes to smash stuff in his room
• Twitch gamba arc is just one clip before mentioning he moved to Kick
• Covers his theft briefly
• Austin bragging about free meals and no rent. Notes that Austin destroys his parents house.
• Austin begging/hating his fucking life. He accurately notes how Austin has needed to wager progressively larger sums for his happy brain chemicals.
• Shaving his head
• Notes Austin only ends the stream when he hates his fucking life (has 0 gamba money). Shows the breakdown where he calls his mom.
• Talks about Austin scaring the hoes the parents with threats. Clip of him insulting rat dad
• Describes the Austin cycle of goombling, begging, and suicide baiting.
• Covers Bossman vs "Fake Money" Yassuo & BMJ banging Mrs. Yassuo
• At 21 minutes he says BMJ allegedly had a deal with Stake at one time. IDK where he thinks that free money is coming from, and he doesn't seem to notice that he had at least 2 deals with Stake alone, not to mention the other gambling sites. Pretty shoddy research there.
• Kiwi Farms credits for the clips: 0.

Overall very surface level dive into bossman. Super basic commentary. He really doesn't go into his life or online history even though he makes it seem like he's going to do some of that. He focuses on painting BMJ as a degenerate gambling addict, which he is, but never talks about why he has an audience or why he's fun to watch or anything positive to balance it out and make it more neutral/objective feeling. Even if he was setting out to smear bossman for views (which IMO he was), he did a bad job at that; he should have pointed out the fake giveaways, discord melties/deletions, his turncoat nature even against his donators if he suspects they might be criticizing him, his mockery of people that work for a living, his crack habit, ect. 3/10 would not recommend. If you read this thread, you already know all the things in this video.

 

[AnOminous]

Pretty much. But its interesting that Bossman will get into those trances where he'll just click the button 4-5 times in rapid succession like he's trying to cum. I honestly don't think he's aware of how much he's lost/gained in those moments. Just really bizarre, but at least he's not a welfare leech like Cyraxx and Cobes

Incidentally, chimps (no actual p. troglodytes not those other chimps) can be trained to gamble and some of them actually
do go full BMJ (archive).

 

[Automaton Type 2B]

Another Youtuber dropped a Bossman video. 175k+ subs. I can't comment on the quality yet.

Thumbnail is very funny imo.

 

[Doinker Marmalade]

ATTENTION NEW BMJ LIVESTREAM VIEWERS ​

Does his incessant COPD coughing annoy you and/or blow out your ears?
Here's a quick guide on how to avoid it, provided by BMJ himself:

 

[Blagher]

Thats getting to some Josh levels of defiant personality disorder. MA be Austin's parents are sober and don't gamble, and that's why Austin does both to excess

ATTENTION NEW BMJ LIVESTREAM VIEWERS ​

Does his incessant COPD coughing annoy you and/or blow out your ears?
Here's a quick guide on how to avoid it, provided by BMJ himself:
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[HexFag]

Another Youtuber dropped a Bossman video. 175k+ subs. I can't comment on the quality yet.

I can. It's pretty shit and surface level. All of these Youtubers barely even fucking try anymore or put in any research minus rat channels and other recap videos. NOTHING about the door getting replaced and being hung on the side for a month at this point (iirc they dont even mention the door being destroyed). NOTHING about the bong. NOTHING about the nigger shoes that he flexes all the time. NOTHING about the crack or the crack binges. There isn't a single thing past like end of January minus the Yassuo thing. I'm looking forward to the next youtuber taking the contents of this video, adding the next big event and literally nothing else. Rat channels might be bad but these guys are way worse.

 

[Drama Fan]

I can. It's pretty shit and surface level. All of these Youtubers barely even fucking try anymore or put in any research minus rat channels and other recap videos. NOTHING about the door getting replaced and being hung on the side for a month at this point (iirc they dont even mention the door being destroyed). NOTHING about the bong. NOTHING about the nigger shoes that he flexes all the time. NOTHING about the crack or the crack binges. There isn't a single thing past like end of January minus the Yassuo thing. I'm looking forward to the next youtuber taking the contents of this video, adding the next big event and literally nothing else. Rat channels might be bad but these guys are way worse.

Yeah, I just got done editing in my summary/take. It's really reaaalllllly lazy. Even for a 20 minute video he doesn't utilize his time well to either summarize or critique Bossman (IDK what exactly his aim was with the video). Him begging people to DM him on Insta/Discord with new video ideas really emphasized how much knowledge and creativity his videos are made with.
1. I will not be watching any more of his videos.
2. He is fat and I would not have sex with him.
3. I hope this stalker child enjoys prison.

 

[HexFag]

Yeah, I just got done editing in my summary/take. It's really reaaalllllly lazy. Even for a 20 minute video he doesn't utilize his time well to either summarize or critique Bossman (IDK what exactly his aim was with the video). Him begging people to DM him on Insta/Discord with new video ideas really emphasized how much knowledge and creativity his videos are made with.
1. I will not be watching any more of his videos.
2. He is fat and I would not have sex with him.
3. I hope this stalker child enjoys prison.

Edit:

• winging about how evil it is to gamba on stream
• door bullying clip + showing the $30k peak when he yells at his dad about needing his help
• chronologically starts with 2019 BMJ being a Runescape debt streamer/beggar who likes to smash stuff in his room
• Twitch gamba arc is just one clip before mentioning he moved to Kick
• Covers his theft briefly
• Austin bragging about free meals and no rent. Notes that Austin destroys his parents house.
• Austin begging/hating his fucking life. He accurately notes how Austin has needed to wager progressively larger sums for his happy brain chemicals.
• Shaving his head
• Notes Austin only ends the stream when he hates his fucking life (has 0 gamba money). Shows the breakdown where he calls his mom.
• Talks about Austin scaring the hoes the parents with threats. Clip of him insulting rat dad
• Describes the Austin cycle of goombling, begging, and suicide baiting.
• Covers Bossman vs "Fake Money" Yassuo & BMJ banging Mrs. Yassuo
• At 21 minutes he says BMJ allegedly had a deal with Stake at one time. IDK where he thinks that free money is coming from, and he doesn't seem to notice that he had at least 2 deals with Stake alone, not to mention the other gambling sites. Pretty shoddy research there.
• Kiwi Farms credits for the clips: 0.

Overall very surface level dive into bossman. Super basic commentary. He really doesn't go into his life or online history even though he makes it seem like he's going to do some of that. He focuses on painting BMJ as a degenerate gambling addict, which he is, but never talks about why he has an audience or why he's fun to watch or anything positive to balance it out and make it more neutral/objective feeling. Even if he was setting out to smear bossman for views (which IMO he was), he did a bad job at that; he should have pointed out the fake giveaways, discord melties/deletions, his turncoat nature even against his donators if he suspects they might be criticizing him, his mockery of people that work for a living, his crack habit, ect. 3/10 would not recommend. If you read this thread, you already know all the things in this video.

It's odd because IF SOMEBODY REALLY WANTED TO, they could make an excellent 30-40 minute video on everything BossmanJack as well as the appeal of why people would watch a guy like this anyway. I guess I should be grateful because I already can't stand the amount of alogs that show up now (most likely from that 500k+ view kiwi tapes video). Could you imagine what a high quality video on the guy could do for the quality of his streams?