Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[Oligarca Caballero]

Everything troons do reminds me of the horrific scene in Naked Lunch with a dude's anal granulomas all bursting while he gets sodomized. Except somehow worse.

That applies to faggotry in general. Gay sex is extremely disgusting.

 

[Horny Jeff the Fuck Rat]

>Seeking a black slave
>(No Indian men)
Kinda based to be honest

Good thing Null is not a chaser, otherwise this creature could compete with his primary love interests.

 

[DEAD BIRD]

Meet Finley Smith, better known online as "Queer Armorer"
Finley is a transgender female firearms enthusiast and instructor, living in Massachusetts, New Hampshire. Multiple news articles have actually featured Mr Smith, including one posted here on the Farms!

He is the main founder of "Rainbow Reload" an LGBT firearms enthusiast group, which he started after dudes at the range kept calling him a faggot. And their slogan is "Make Racists Afraid Again" because racists would be terrified of this

He also sells merch with "Death Before Detransition" on it. Which is just hilarious. So there's a good chance he'll 41% long before any racist finds him.


Anyhow. Being a big Tarkov fan, as well as your usual gun/gear autist, I (unfortunately) happen to get a lot of retards such as Queer Armorer on my Twitter timeline. So I had seen him a few times, but I never really paid attention to him until I saw this video discussing how the popular, looter-shooter extraction based Escape from Tarkov, released in 2017, is propaganda for the 2022 Ukrainian war. This is not satire.

How is Tarkov propaganda, you might ask? Because you loot... Even though you can play as an American-British PMC organization, which a vast majority of Western players choose. You are genuinely going to struggle to find a player who is under the Russian "BEAR" Faction outside of EU or RU servers.

after this slop of a video released, he would make tweets about how the "Z Bots" are after his video, and how he has upset pro-putin spaces.





Nothing like complete fucking ignorance & trivializing a war and a peoples struggle to own da RuZZians guys.

His twitter, instagram and youtube are full of some wild cringe.

 

[Nigor]

It's becoming a theme on Twitter that with every post crying out for aid for Palestine, it's on the Twitter account of a troon with the most disgusting fetishes. Here's a Scot detailing hers.

Shot and chaser in one screenshot:
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Round 2:
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But hey, free Palestine!

I may jack off to the thought of people being raped or killed, but at least I'm not a BIGOT

 

[Chandelier]

Did you know that viral tweet about pelvises in skeletons got fact checked? Neither did I. (Archived here.)

Bone examination​

"We cannot say definitively what sex an individual was based on looking at the shape of their bones," said Caroline VanSickle, a biological anthropologist and assistant professor at A.T. Still University, in the United States. "We can offer a fairly educated guess, but even then we sometimes get the answer wrong or end up with inconclusive results.

That of course is a lie; VanSickle does it with Neanderthals. And her entire field is about sex differences in the pelvis.

"We also lack methods to identify intersex individuals, who make up around two percent of the population, and have limited data on how modern gender-affirming hormone therapies might affect the skeletal features traditionally used to estimate sex," VanSickle, who wrote a Twitter thread in response to the misleading claim, told AFP.

0.08%, btw. HRT doesn't make trans girls grow tall - their genes do. That's why people got confused as to how trans women kept growing taller than natal females even though they were puberty blocked. Genes are a helluva thing.

According to Rebecca Gowland, an archaeology professor at Durham University in England, archaeologists will usually assign a skeleton to one of five categories – male, probable male, unknown, female or probable female – and not just the male-female binary as claimed by the misleading posts.

"The ambiguity is based on a number of different factors ... [including] poor preservation, or it could be that some of the skeletal traits used to estimate sex are ambiguous ... in that particular skeleton," she told AFP.

That of course is also a lie. Gowland knows what sex is in long dead Hungarians:

Accidents related to mobility and loss of balance are clinically called “underfoot accidents” (Davies et al., 2003, Manning, 1983). Underfoot accidents can affect both sexes, but the lower bone mass and muscle strength exhibited by many post-menopausal women can increase their risk for injury in comparison to men (Davies et al., 2003, Manning, 1983). Underfoot injuries include falls caused by trips, which occur when a swinging leg is abruptly interrupted upon impact with an object or body part, and slips, which are the loss of heel friction and “skidding” of the supporting leg(s) (Davies et al., 2003, Manning, 1983, Redfern et al., 2001, Zecevic et al., 2006). Falls (both slips and trips) commonly cause fractures to bones of the wrist when an individual tries to break their impact with an outstretched hand (Nevitt and Cummings, 1993, Verma et al., 200. Another type of underfoot injury, regularly caused by ankle instability on uneven surfaces, results in oblique or avulsion fractures to the distal part of the tibia or fibula due to abrupt over- pronation or supination of the foot at the ankle joint (Cooper, 2000, Court-Brown et al., 1998, Donatto, 2001, Manning, 1983). These types of fractures have been previously observed in other Roman provincial contexts (e.g., Croatia: Novak and Šlaus, 2010, and Britain: Redfern, 2003), and are expected to be present at most sites in the Roman world.

Aside from everyday mobility hazards, men in the Roman period may also have been involved in dangerous military, agricultural, animal husbandry, and construction related activities (Erdkamp, 1999, Giardina, 1993b, Redfern and DeWitte, 2011b). The documented female occupations were comparably less physically demanding, but women were by no means relegated to domestic roles (Allison, 2007, Scheidel, 1995). In the public sphere, women worked in shops, food establishments, crafts and trades, some of which may have been more physically challenging (e.g., brick makers, olive pickers) than others (e.g., midwives, scribes) (Allison, 2007, Flemming, 2013, Gardner, 1986, Giardina, 1993b). Extremity fractures that are indicative of greater forces or higher energy mechanisms include oblique and spiral fractures that are often related to falls or jumps from a height (Johner et al., 2000, Petaros et al., 2013, Smith et al., 2006), as well as transverse fractures, associated with direct blows from other people (interpersonal violence), accidents involving animals, or damage from the use of tools (e.g., mallets, spades, and hoes), equipment (e.g., carts, ploughs), and construction materials (e.g., heavy wooden beams or stones) (Sölveborn, 2007).

In a paper from 2021, she also knows what males and females are from femoral length:

Non-specific stress indicators were examined in multiple skeletal collections from Roman and Post-Roman Gaul to assess patterns in growth and health across the life course, elucidating the effects of Roman practices and lifestyles on health. This analysis revealed somewhat conflicting results. Adult Gallo-Roman males and females had shorter femoral lengths, but differences between dental and femoral age estimates in non-adults were not significant between groups (p = 0.879).

Pamela L. Geller, an associate professor at the Department of Anthropology at the University of Miami, concurred.

"When archaeologists analyze bones in burials, sex estimation is tricky for several reasons. Preservation can be poor," she told AFP. "Not all skeletal elements show sexual dimorphism, which is also not very pronounced in humans."

Wanna check out her articles? They're a hoot. She loves queering skeletons.

Geller also said: "Humans and non-humans exhibit a range of intersex conditions ... So recognizing that there is a tremendous range of human variation, really, what we identify are ideals about male-ness and female-ness. And then we try to cram the majority of people into those ideals even though they might not fit so well."

Right, until we use actual, hard science on them and get their sex from tooth peptides. This woman calls herself a 'feminist anthropologist' and yet wants to pretend we just can't tell.

Oh, it gets even better. This is from her book, Brave Old World: Ancient DNA Testing and Sex Determination.

As I have discussed elsewhere (Geller ), aDNA analysis is a modern way to make sex. Here, I review briefly sex determination’s historical trajectory—a shifting focus on the body that increasingly (and paradoxically) fragments and magnies. My overview in this chapter also attends to sex’s intimate, long-standing, and complicated relationship with race. Disparate levels of intelligence, a (dis)inclination for domestic or public affairs, and pro-creative desires realized in monogamous, heterosexual, and contractual relations are all conclusions that have followed readily from the hard and bony facts (Geller , ; Gere ; Schiebinger ). In a brave new world, aDNA testing is the latest method bioarchaeologists utilize to determine sex, though I hasten to add it will not be the last. We should not, however, confuse
technological advances with conceptual innovation. With this in mind, I reflect on the geneticization of gender. at is, bioarchaeologists’ use of aDNA testing may represent gender as essence rather than process or performativity. Bioarchaeological studies that use molecular testing to sex prepubescent bodies are especially at risk of advancing naturalized notions about gender. Without critical reection about the social settings in which methods emerge
and develop and about the contemporary sex/gender system’s machinations, bioarchaeologists’ studies are conceptually defecient, decontextualized, and detemporalized. One consequence, unintended or otherwise, is that researchers of peoples distant in time and space from their own may naturalize the cultural.

We just can't tell, yo.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

It's a real mystery

 

[Chandelier]

Botted tweet from a 17 year old he/they gets 50k likes. Archive.

Did you know sex changes came before lobotomies? No you do,boo. Archive.

Do not ask the 17 year old he/they to actually research their claims. That's transphobia.

We're to believe that the era of racial segregation and women being denied divorce and bank accounts was a haven for trans people.

 

[F-14 Tomcat]

He also sells merch with "Death Before Detransition" on it. Which is just hilarious. So there's a good chance he'll 41% long before any racist finds him.

"Death before detransition" is such a perfect tranny slogan on so many levels. I'm equally surprised that he doesn't see any irony in it and that nobody on this website has coined the slogan first.

 

[RandallBoggs]

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This needs to be fucking framed and put in a museum, holy shit I haven't laughed so hard in days.

 

[Georgio Cocklord]

It's becoming a theme on Twitter that with every post crying out for aid for Palestine, it's on the Twitter account of a troon with the most disgusting fetishes. Here's a Scot detailing hers.

Shot and chaser in one screenshot:
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Round 2:
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Full context for above tweet:
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But hey, free Palestine!

This is what I mean by womanspeak, no man will ever say "If this doesnt vibe with you please unfollow TYSM ^.^" in fact no man Ive seen generally uses emoticons or emojis unless its for a joke or said man is Japanese. Troons are a lot better at learning womanspeak than pooners are at learning manspeak, which is just not saying unnecessary overemotional shit.

 

[RandallBoggs]

This is what I mean by womanspeak, no man will ever say "If this doesnt vibe with you please unfollow TYSM ^.^" in fact no man Ive seen generally uses emoticons or emojis unless its for a joke or said man is Japanese. Troons are a lot better at learning womanspeak than pooners are at learning manspeak, which is just not saying unnecessary overemotional shit.

You're giving troons way too much credit. Even when attempting womanspeak, their male socialization seeps through very clearly. At most they pass as very effeminate gay men in the manner they type.

 

[Poonocchio]

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It's a real mystery

"We need to find where the real women went so we can join that space too, the sneaky whores". The word "transbian" makes my skin crawl.

 

[TroonFiringSquad]

"We need to find where the real women went so we can join that space too, the sneaky whores". The word "transbian" makes my skin crawl.

It's just a bunch of incels who found out they can be considered a protected class if they troon out.

 

[F-66 "hamiltonxxx"]

Rüzgar asya

 

[GumballFapper]

"Toes touching the ground in the toilet is not manly"
Where do pooners even come up with this shit

 

[Der weiße Teufel]

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Given how obsessed they are with periods, shouldn't they know more about it? Why would your libido increase before menstruation? Logically it has to be before ovulation. Not saying that it's impossible for women to feel more horny before menstruation, but it would rather be a side effect of knowing that pregnancy is less likely, not hormonal.
Also, he makes women sound completely unhinged, I have never experienced any of this (extreme anger or fits of laughter) myself or with other women (colleagues, flatmates...). Outside of movies / Tiktoks for comedic affect, most women don't go crazy on their periods. This just again shows their misogyny.

 

[Szfynks]

Given how obsessed they are with periods, shouldn't they know more about it? Why would your libido increase before menstruation? Logically it has to be before ovulation. Not saying that it's impossible for women to feel more horny before menstruation, but it would rather be a side effect of knowing that pregnancy is less likely, not hormonal.
Also, he makes women sound completely unhinged, I have never experienced any of this (extreme anger or fits of laughter) myself or with other women (colleagues, flatmates...). Outside of movies / Tiktoks for comedic affect, most women don't go crazy on their periods. This just again shows their misogyny.

Probably slight TMI, but I feel horny during ovulation, shortly before my period (sometimes bleeding minutes after an orgasm) and while high on weed, so yeah, I can belive that - Im married now, but it was exactly the same when I was single for most of my yound adult life.
I suppose bro "collects" different experiences women share (mostly) on-line (no sane woman would speak to him about their periods and sexual feelings) and treats some of the more bizarre ones as the norm for us.

 

[The Noticer]

"We need to find where the real women went so we can join that space too, the sneaky whores". The word "transbian" makes my skin crawl.

Strange, I thought trans women were women and nobody could tell the difference?

 

[Jacques1194]

Botted tweet from a 17 year old he/they gets 50k likes. Archive.
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Did you know sex changes came before lobotomies? No you do,boo. Archive.
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Do not ask the 17 year old he/they to actually research their claims. That's transphobia.

We're to believe that the era of racial segregation and women being denied divorce and bank accounts was a haven for trans people.
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Wait?I keep getting contradicting claims here from trannies.They claim that trans people back then couldn't be open about their transness because society as a whole was so discriminatory against them.Also why the suicide rates were underreported without "gender affirming care".Now all of sudden society back then wasn't transphobic and saw trans as the new cool thing where sex changes were like space age technology.Which is it?

 

[monstrous bubo]

After yesterday’s cancer post, you’d think Hon Lisa would take a breath. No sirree, he’s back with more on how his wife is coping with his desire to transition. It’s a long one, so full text is in the spoiler.

Spoiler: text

It is hard to be mad, but….​

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It is hard to be mad, when someone says that they are acting or speaking in a certain way because they love you and want what’s best for you. This happened to me this evening.

For those who haven’t read my recent posts,I recently came out to my wife as trans after suffering from gender dysphoria for 40 years. I knew it would be a shock to her but hoped that because we love each other and have been together for 27 years, that we could find a way to work through this and to hopefully find a way for me to get what I want, to live as a woman.

Unfortunately, that did not happen. I now feel more restricted than I did when I was in the closet. She doesn’t want to see me dressed en femme, I can’t even wear a bra or panties without disapproval. I have been openly wearing a pair of girlfriend jeans around the house the last few days, but she has been oblivious to the fact that they are womens jeans. I would love to come home from work, take off my uniform and slip into a light dress and some wedge heels. But that isn’t going to happen as things stand at the moment.

Instead, she is killing me softly with love bombs, reminding me of our vows to each other, sending me love notes and having deep conversations with me during which she essentially berates me for telling her that I have felt “trapped” in our marriage and like I am living a “lie”. This was taken out of context of course. What I actually said was that when my sister came out as trans I had to become the good son who carried on the family name and was trapped in this man’s body throughout our marriage and that as a result it felt like I had been living a lie all of my life. Throughout this I kept reiterating to her that I didn’t feel trapped by her but by the dichotomy warring within me and that I loved her and didn’t want to be with anyone but her.

After this conversation I then get the argument that I am a man and that if I changed that I would only be lying to myself and giving into the “curse” that is being transgender. She proceeded to tell me how she would be praying and fasting for me to be set free of this curse. And that her desire for us was to be together until we are both old and doddery. However, if I transitioned, that would never be as she could never see herself with me as a woman.

I was very thankful that. Could change the subject as nothing I say at the moment is getting through to her. I know that she loves me and just wants things to go back to how they were when she was in the dark and I was living a lie. Or even better for her to a time when I was able to keep this part of myself fully suppressed and my egg was fully intact. But I don’t know if that is possible right now or maybe not ever.

I also know that many of you will say that if she loved me she would let me be the woman I have hidden away for 40 years. Or that I would be better off without her, but I don’t agree. She is my best friend and has been my biggest support for half of my life. She is the mother of my children and I did vow to love her and protect her until Jesus takes us home. My faith is important to me as are the vows I made to her. But I am stuck in a hard place, I want to be the woman on the outside that I see when I look into the mirror.I have lived in this shell for 53 years and I want to spend the remainder of my life as a woman.. but I also want to be with the woman I fell in love with almost 3 decades ago and whom I vowed to live my life with.

For this I am even willing to put aside dreams of having sexual relations with men as a woman. But I think these are fools dreams.

In amongst the TMI, one thing in particular screamed YWNBAW. Hon Lisa is a nurse who presumably spends most of the day on his feet, so there is something gloriously nuts about this:

I would love to come home from work, take off my uniform and slip into a light dress and some wedge heels

My feet ache just reading that.

As much as I’m missing Super Hon (baby, come back!), Hon Lisa does have a similar delightful propensity for over-sharing but with added drama in the form of a disapproving wife, the secret sex life, and who knows what else. I hope he amuses the rest of you too.

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Spoiler: the saga of Hon Lisa

making plans
mmm, tuna steaks
the ultimatum
Hon Lisa’s life story
continuing fallout
mortality & moobs