Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[feral cat #6385]

-- "I hate doing this... honestly"

Then maybe he should cut back on the drugs.

 

[LiquidKid]

That is the advice (in the form of 'lean into the joke') that Juju gave Nick, and he broke down on a LOCALS stream whinging that it didn't work. @elb clipped it.

Of course, the reason Nick says it failed was because the 'rules of the internet' changed; not because Juju was wrong...

Many reasons why it failed. One reason is you can't own and deny the meme at the same time. Ralph can own a pig meme and in a rare moment of clarity he'll admit he is gross. Kraut can own split dick because it's true and there is no denying it. Lucas can say "suck my inverted penis" because his penis is inverted and he won't try to deny it.

Nick wants to own it but deny it. It never worked that way.

Owning the joke doesn’t mean live the joke. Someone says you’re a swinger who takes it up the ass? Just respond with a comeback joke like “you’re just mad you didn’t get an invitation” or whatever then move on. Let people laugh and they’ll get tired of it. Tripling down doesn’t kill the joke, it makes it reality and then it ceases being funny and becomes sad

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Now we can all play the game of "what drug has Nick been snorting lately?"

My money's on poppers, fags like Nick love it.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Someone says you’re a swinger who takes it up the ass? Just respond with a comeback joke like “you’re just mad you didn’t get an invitation” or whatever

"No thanks. I like my men like my coffee: nowhere near my crotch. You fucking faggot."

 

[Maude Snew]

"I hate doing this... honestly"

Work? Yeah, I figured.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

Sean has begun streaming nightly if anyone in this thread still hasn't checked out his streams.

Come see the fat man Nick yelled at in place of our wide eyed leader.

Sean is hard to watch a lot of the time. For me, anyway.
He doesn't boomer as much as he used to but he has a lot of weird vocal habits that really freak out my ADHD and make it hard to watch.

Summary of Sean's streams:
So, so, so, yes, oh, , so, I'M GONNA COME!, yes, yes, yes, so, *lip smack*, so, so, yes, yes, oh, , *sucks on teeth*, so, so, so, so, so, so, yes, yes, yes, yes, *lip smack*, etc. etc.
Add in the occasional self-muting, playing a video but not showing it, showing the video but focusing/zooming in on his camera, audio being extremely out of wack so you can hear his arteries harden but barely hear the video played (doesn't do this as much anymore, thankfully), or blames his microphone for somehow messing up and disconnects and blows into the XLR cable like it's a Nintendo Cartridge. He does everything on one monitor and won't get a second one or use a tablet or even his phone to keep the chat up so when something happens it can be like a 5 minute monologue where he's muted the entire time. Or he puts up someone's comment on the screen and forgets it's there and switches back to a video. Which leads to instances of like 10 minutes of a serious video with someone's "Lol butts" comment on the screen. His fiance sometimes straightens him out when this happens but she's not always around.
I really, really, really want to watch his stuff but damn it's rough. I know it's a me issue but not a whole lot I can do about it.

 

[Father Balldo]

"It's nice, I have Kleenex down here now."

>now

 

[Potatoherder]

According to playboard this is a $0 stream on yt but it was so short and a boring topic. Two muted users: realjews4jesus and RealJews7Jesus. Normal troll stuff. Nick said nothing. Boring rumble rants.

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Chat Messages: 876 ( 153 unique users )
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StreamURL: https://rumble.com/v4ljuif-trumpdat...developed-legal-front-musk-and-x-get-spa.html
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[Neetorino]

According to playboard this is a $0 stream on yt but it was so short and a boring topic. Two muted users: realjews4jesus and RealJews7Jesus. Normal troll stuff. Nick said nothing. Boring rumble rants.

Good lord that means we almost got the full Balldo on the "$0 Superchat" square. The paypigs couldn't stay away for one hour, huh?

 

[Alcatraz]

Now we can all play the game of "what drug has Nick been snorting lately?"

My money's on poppers, fags like Nick love it.

I'm voting for good ol' fashioned cocaine. The kleenex comment makes me think he's wiping his nose after doing a line.
But he's a liar and a faggot, and on the off chance he's got actual sinus problems, why doesn't he just take an anti-histamine or nasal spray? "19 million medications" my ass, quit being a hypochondriac.

 

[ChromaQuack]

A whole $15 for an hour's worth!

That's $1 below california min wage.

 

[AltisticRight]

Now we can all play the game of "what drug has Nick been snorting lately?"

Yes.

 

[Oxyjen]

So coincidental, that the wife of Nick's gay lover is also looking sickly and gaunt lately.

The only possible explanation here is that the mysterious Baldo is an alien artefact which corrupts, changes and sickens anyone who comes in contact with it.
Only the town alcoholic can eventually save the day, by activating the mothership and returning it to its home planet.

 

[sixart]

I'm struggling to find a clear clip of him explaining it, but Slavoj Zizek makes the case for how Christianity is one of the most permissive ideologies ever conceived with absolution and the machinations of Jesus' death embodying God departing/dying in presence with humanity

with Jesus dead and the God mic/line dropped, God is most manifestly experienced in Christians' relations with other believers

if a Christian's practice of marriage with God is to have swinger sex with other married Christians with God, is that outside God's auspices?

honestly if you know anything about Jewish people and how much they metagame around loopholes and interpretations of religious edicts - to project that there are Christian enclaves where they not only accept but promote and recruit other Christians into absolutional worship in cuckoldry is not that great a stretch

 

[Bepis]

I'm struggling to find a clear clip of him explaining it, but Slavoj Zizek makes the case for how Christianity is one of the most permissive ideologies ever conceived with absolution and the machinations of Jesus' death embodying God departing/dying in presence with humanity

with Jesus dead and the God mic/line dropped, God is most manifestly experienced in Christians' relations with other believers

if a Christian's practice of marriage with God is to have swinger sex with other married Christians with God, is that outside God's auspices?

honestly if you know anything about Jewish people and how much they metagame around loopholes and interpretations of religious edicts - to project that there are Christian enclaves where they not only accept but promote and recruit other Christians into absolutional worship in cuckoldry is not that great a stretch

I could definitely see the argument made, especially by someone like Nick with his strange religious views, that "The spirit of the commandment is 'Hey don't do this thing because your neighbor might kill you if you bang his wife!', so if the neighbor's okay with you banging your wife then it's all kosher!"

 

[Oliver Onions]

>Enjoy prison? But I'm not BLACK!
>(laugh track)

This is far too coherent for a Nick joke. Here, let me try:
"Enjoy prison? Stephen Hawking couldn't walk."

 

[RotPockets]

Now we can all play the game of "what drug has Nick been snorting lately?"

Rural Minnesota has meth and it would explain his “comedy”.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Clipped this for the OP. If you have any more similar GIFs or wild-eyed and images that make him look mental, please send them to me.

If you also have wholesome images of him pre-Coomening, please send those too for contrast.

These need to be included at the top of the OP. They visually illustrate his decline better than what I have now in PG.

A new comparison pic (and being very charitable from the stream last night, pause game wise)
He went from looking mid-20s to a rough mid-50s in 5 years.

 

[Harm]

My money's on poppers, fags like Nick love it.

I've done plenty poppers (yes, I'm a fag) and that's not where I'd put my money with Nick. Perhaps he's been dabbling, but even if he's hitting stiff shots of poppers literally every time he's off-screen it wouldn't explain this deterioration imo. People tend to associate poppers with the physical decline of gay whores, but those fags are also rolling on meth for hours at a time too and that's going to cause more havoc than the bottle of poppers.

It's probably the simplest explanation. He was found in 2023 to be following and engaging with niggers on Instagram, I remember there was one in particular that had posts implying they deal cocaine. He's been cutting out people like Camelot and not talking to them as often, which would be consistent with Nick developing a shameful hard drug problem that he wouldn't be able to conceal from such a close friend. It's almost definitely cocaine.

 

[Maude Snew]

I'm voting for good ol' fashioned cocaine. The kleenex comment makes me think he's wiping his nose after doing a line.
But he's a liar and a faggot, and on the off chance he's got actual sinus problems, why doesn't he just take an anti-histamine or nasal spray? "19 million medications" my ass, quit being a hypochondriac.

Can't be allergies, he gets those allergy shots once a month or at least used to say he did, unless he lied or figured they were too much effort or any combination of dumb shit Nick comes up with. Thing is though he's sick all the time now so he's lying, he's got the AIDS, or it's drug related shit, or, again, any combination of those.