Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 62 22.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.4%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 82 29.2%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 39 13.9%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 94 33.5%

  • Total voters
    281
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This thing is $20 by the way.
 
Seems he is going live tonight with such a great set of topics: "Trumpdates on Multiple Cases: Bigly Developed Legal Front, Musk and X Get Spanked." Diddy just got all his houses raided and tried to flee the country. It's a prime time to read the lawsuit against him that had massive amounts of salacious topics. Instead we will get Nick wasting people's time talking about topics he isn't capable of explaining.
Nick will cover that in 3 to 6 weeks when anyone who cares has moved on. In the meantime he has a show where he talks about the scheduling of cases he's already stated he doesn't care about talking about.

He doesn't read the thread.
Damn. Myself and many others look like fools for predicting he would cancel tonight's show. Hopefully my prediction that Nick chooses NOT give a live demonstration of the Balldo tonight doesn't also turn out to be wrong, because I don't know how I would recover from two predictions proven incorrect in one show.
 
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Happy Holy Week everyone! This might be the period to remember that some random guy named Jesus may have been put to death to save mankind, but that's no reason to stop the party. Make sure you get your official balldo™ merchandise. It's fun for the whole family. Promo code: Nose

Congratulations, you are now side characters in the Rekieta-verse. That's not a great place to be, by the way.
He doesn't read the thread.

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Hey Nick, you know what would really suck? Being a physically grotesque 45-year-old sexual degenerate that winds up all alone, streaming to nobody, just like you said you would be happy to do.
 
Jesus christ, he's begun licking people in addition to bottles now
for me, it's seeing this clip on MATI
Since Josh has already commented about how he gets a horrifying image of nick kicking his face, I look forward to seeing Josh react to him actually kicking someone's face.
Hey just wondering, does Nick do trial coverage anymore when he's not prepping bulls or serving them snacks?

For example, could he maybe put some pants on and cover the trial of that rancher guy in AZ who shot an illegal Mexican in his yard?
That would be WORK and it's HARD. Especially when he alienated all the other people in the lawtube sphere. Just remember, though, he was never a law channel and it is FUNNY and WEIRD that you thought he was.
He's already aged multiple years in one night. It's so over for this guy.
You would too, if you had your testicles put into a torsion contraption straight out of the Spanish Inquisition's toolbox of pain.
 
Steel Toe and his THOT are such obvious trash that I can't see anyone inviting them to stay at their house unless its to swing and/or do lots of drugs.

Steel Toe is a good role model for Nick and what he is evolving into. He is supposedly completely alienated from his parents because of his heavy drinking and other issues. But his ex-wife and his kids get along fine with his parents. He is as bad and as obvious a train wreck as Nick is. But he is more of a classical radio DJ train wreck kind of way.

I only hope the kids were out of the house when these humanoids were there.
 
Whether that's a picture of Daniel or a picture of somebody else holding a sign that Daniel gave to them, who knows: it could be himself, a family member, a neighbor, or someone random. It seems unimportant.

I will point out that while the obituary simply stated that Randy was Daniel's father, I subsequently became satisfied that Randy was actually his stepfather (as might have been implied by the different surnames).

As for the rest of your post, I am struggling to decipher what your point is; you'll have to be more specific. If your argument is that someone related to him spent years laying breadcrumbs to eventually frame him for skinwalking as someone who he last overlapped living in Shreveport with 20+ years ago, I definitely strongly disagree with that.

Simply put: Not a frame job. Collusion. Not skinwalking. Catfishing.

This is why the scenarios were described in the context of soliciting help from another family-member. The call-in to Joe was a botched attempt at misdirection, and the KF apology picture just raised more questions, like a Local who wondered if Mandy got a tan (likely because cartoon depictions of Mandy are very pale and the lewds depicted fair-skinned girls). Guessing that Daniel went for the most available female who would collude with him, even if they didn't match "Mandy".

If you're looking for a focal point in my post, it would be that "Mandy" appears to have been made possible by more than one person and we don't know much of anything about Daniel Harris himself (we seem to know more about Daniel's car). The only evidence we have that Daniel worked for GM is that bit in the obituary coinciding with what Mandy has shared.

The obituary video images posted (and later noting the timing of the KF apology image, when Daniel would be likely to already be around family over the holidays) would be another connection between Daniel and the Smith's that would complement your post, even if it is unnecessary.

At the end of the day this isn't Daniel's thread, and he is only relevant here in proving that Nick got catfished (alongside the other post you made sourcing some of the images used to create the Mandy persona). The details on exactly who this is don't matter too much.

That said...

In the very likely event that Mandy is Daniel, there is something worth remembering: Mandy claimed to have posted pictures of "herself" from high school for Nick's Locals. Even if it is uncertain whether Daniel is trans/gay/whatever, this would mean that he is the type of person to have a number of provocative images of high school girls at his disposal. Gross.
 
I just happened to check in and it already ended so I opened rumble and it's offline too. Read the comments and saw that he ended abruptly, checked his last few minutes and he acted like he suddenly needed to be somewhere else. Also rumble sus as fuck as usual.

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That was wild. He sure seemed great yesterday. His nose really turns red after one of his breaks.
Nicky, nicky my boi, super-dosing vitamin C has been shown to help getting over these flu / cold like symptoms. Sounds like a great excuse for screw drivers. Even the dirty mormons drink if it's medicinal! Have at it Nicky!

Edit: Happy page 3400 errybody!
 
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Nick looked and sounded like shit, though he did have alcohol in his hand near the end of his show.

Just under an hour into the stream, as he's about to move topics, Nick turned off the camera, saying: "While I pull this up, I am gonna turn the camera off and take care of my nose again. It's nice, I have Kleenex down here now."

After a minute and 45 seconds of dead air (2:13 in the clip below) Nick comes back and says the show will not last much longer. Within seconds Nick announces he has developed a sinus headache and has to end the show immediately.



The way I read this is that Nick could simply not let the detractors win by cancelling another Monday show, but in so doing he revealed that he was simply not in a state to stream tonight. He sure didn't seem "sick" in the clip from last night.
 
Trumpdates on Multiple Cases: Bigly Developed Legal Front, Musk and X Get Spanked

- Preliminaries (0m - 15m)
-- Nick is exhausted. Kids are on break. He "made the critical error of lying down".
-- Candace Owens was fired, which makes Nick smile. She didn't negotiate effectively.
-- Nick doesn't understand why anyone likes Candace, "very mid".
-- Nick tries to sneeze but can't; that's just like what happened at the Daily Wire: "There's something dark and nefarious, and it's gotta come out".
-- Minessota winter is dry

- Trump stuff (15m - 1h)
-- E. Jean Carol is the most successful prostitute in history (17m30s)
-- Nick doesn't know much about "online shit" (22h45m)
-- Whiskey comes out; back to the small glass (30m)
-- Nick needs a break to "clear his sinuses"; this takes ten minutes because he had to take "19 million medications"; "It's weird man", "hopefully we can continue the show" (38m35m)
-- "Probably just forego the Rumble flip tonight", "shorten the show quite a bit" (49m16s)
-- the value of social media sites (50m50s)
-- "I'm gonna turn the camera off and take care of my nose again", takes two minutes (57m15s)
-- "the show isn't gonna go much longer"
-- "it's hitting me again... we're just gonna end the show"
-- "I hate doing this... honestly"
 
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