Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[R. Budd Dwyer]

Hey just wondering, does Nick do trial coverage anymore when he's not prepping bulls or serving them snacks?

For example, could he maybe put some pants on and cover the trial of that rancher guy in AZ who shot an illegal Mexican in his yard?

 

[feral cat #6385]

@feral cat #6385 Does he also let niggers fart in his wife's vagina?

No. Into his gaping, cum filled asshole.

Steel Toe is still at the Rekeita abode. They are on air till 9! Wonder if Rackets will stream tonight?

Yes. He has a link up. Looks like a topic some here will find interesting.

How Nick sees himself walking onto camera:

Hey just wondering, does Nick do trial coverage anymore when he's not prepping bulls or serving them snacks?

He doesn't have the cognitive capacity to follow a trial.

 

[DumbDude43]

No. Into his gaping, cum filled asshole.

Yes. He has a link up.

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He doesn't have the cognitive capacity to follow a trial.

PEANUT UNTOUCHABLE

 

[Space Pope]

Happy Holy Week everyone! This might be the period to remember that some random guy named Jesus may have been put to death to save mankind, but that's no reason to stop the party. Make sure you get your official balldo™ merchandise. It's fun for the whole family. Promo code: Nose

 

[DumbDude43]

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Happy Holy Week everyone! Some random guy named Jesus may have been put to death to save mankind this week, but that's no reason to stop the party. Make sure you get your Official balldo™ merchandise. It's fun for the whole family. Promo code: Nose

haha this guy put on the balldo? that's it for him, his soul belongs to rekeita now.

 

[polar bear]

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Happy Holy Week everyone! This might be the period to remember that some random guy named Jesus may have been put to death to save mankind, but that's no reason to stop the party. Make sure you get your official balldo™ merchandise. It's fun for the whole family. Promo code: Nose

You know what's funny, those two probably think they've made it. This is it, they're regulars at famous Rekietas' channel. It's the big one, boys.
A busted lot lizard is fondling plastic balls. A balding greasy fuck with pedostache is sitting there smugly. They did it, they made it, they're on toppy top. It can't get any better than that. I can't express how pathetic those people are.

I hope Jesus comes back armed with heavenly lasers and takes out every single coomer. If we could have just this one thing, even just for one day - no more coomers, no more perverts. Can you fucking imagine how beautiful the world would be.

 

[JoeBidenSniffMe]

Kyle Rittenhouse sister Faith Rittenhouse say Rekieta is going to be irrelevant in 4 years and will not be around. (Yo, Elisa clip this)

Credit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ex-HqmLaml0

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In a couple of years, Kyle Rittenhouse is going to become the next Vic Mignogna and maybe turn Rittenhouse into a lolcow. This is because Rekieta has Rittenhouse phone number, didn't tell Rittenhouse not to talk to Journalist to write a book while he is in a lawsuit, give him basic legal advice not to go to public speaking event while he is in a lawsuit, and not tell him to fire his lawyer and handlers for giving him bad legal advice when he is in a lawsuit.

 

[AnOminous]

Watching DSP masturbate on cam: "hahah oh wow, I can't believe he did this. What a retard"
Watching Nick doing whatever I just saw with steeltoe: visceral disgust

The first is watching someone do something completely accidental that is kind of embarrassing but not deliberately disgusting.

Watching the repulsive pervert sodomite Nicholas Robert Rekieta commit this deviant obviously homosexual tongue job whatever the fuck he was doing makes you feel sick and almost less than human. Why would he do that? It's repulsive. It's disgusting. There's nothing good about it. He is basically a piece of shit, a tongue-ing repulsive piece of gay shit, something nobody wants to see. We're all utterly repulsed by it on a visceral level.

And that's actually what this sick freak wants.

This is why I hope he gets some form of cancer that is really painful and takes a long, long time for you to die from it.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

The funny/weird/hilarious thing about the whole Rekieta gay "bit" is that even when Nick started cooming it up in 2022, he mostly focused on TMI stories about his wife or acting lecherous towards his female guests. Like the bottle licking which has become extreme and sexual, it appears to be something Nick has adopted to totally own Kiwi Farms as part of some ODD spiral.

haha this guy put on the balldo? that's it for him, his soul belongs to rekeita now.

He's already aged multiple years in one night. It's so over for this guy.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

Ms Klamydia had a very interesting choice of nail paint.

Those are Nick's and the Goblin's colours.

Does it mean anything? I doubt it. But it is fun to ponder.

Or it's a sign that she is taking over. It's their colours now. SHE WILL BE THEM.

 

[Space Pope]

I feel like I'm on the verge of having figured something out. Nicki previously spoke about possibly going into business with the balldo™ guy. balldo™ have added a bunch of new stuff to their website since I last checked. Prostate massagers, slings to keep your limp dick up, vibrating nipple clamps but most importantly, Nicki's favorite: Locked in Lust The Vice Mini v2 in Pink.

Nicki doesn't need a lame Rumble contract. He's going to be a millionaire selling his cuck toys. The Vice Mini review will be Locals subscribers only because that will save his Locals community.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

What is even happening at this point.

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Clipped this for the OP. If you have any more similar GIFs or wild-eyed and images that make him look mental, please send them to me.

If you also have wholesome images of him pre-Coomening, please send those too for contrast.

These need to be included at the top of the OP. They visually illustrate his decline better than what I have now in PG.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I thought he was gonna lay low when he suddenly started doing the rumble switch and doing that almost on the dot of 1hr 30 mins the past couple week instead of wildly random 2hr+ and try really hard to become boring so this thread won't have anything to talk about like the past few days. And then BAM! Splooge! Out comes the milk.

He just can't fucking stop. He won't fucking stop.

 

[AltisticRight]

What prompts one man, to lick another man?

Did Jesus die for this?

Enjoy Easter, I hope you eat a million cuckolate eggs.

(Improved from yesterday's.)

Watching DSP masturbate on cam: "hahah oh wow, I can't believe he did this. What a retard"
Watching Nick doing whatever I just saw with steeltoe: visceral disgust

It was an accident, Phil knew it was shameful and only went "whoops".
Balldo is completely shameless, doing this shit deliberately on stream, with full awareness that the world gets to see it.

DSP > Balldo
DSP also staked a W against the law, despite not being a lawyer.

Many such cases.

 

[Father Balldo]

Is he really going mask off with the homosexuality now? Not that it wasn't already obvious.

IT. IS. A. JOKE. YOU. SCANDINAVIAN. INCEL. PRUDE. KAREN. FARMER.

 

[DumbDude43]

The funny/weird/hilarious thing about the whole Rekieta gay "bit" is that even when Nick started cooming it up in 2022, he mostly focused on TMI stories about his wife or acting lecherous towards his female guests. Like the bottle licking which has become extreme and sexual, it appears to be something Nick has adopted to totally own Kiwi Farms as part of some ODD spiral.


He's already aged multiple years in one night. It's so over for this guy.

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the dark side of the balldo is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

 

[Finger Pistols]

Taking your clothes off for money makes you a whore. Not even DarkSydePhil takes his clothes off for money.

As a matter of fact, Phil puts on clothes for money with the jackets and hats goals. That makes him a negative whore compared to Nick!

The king can't stop winning!

 

[Puff]

Nicks not even hit rock bottom yet but nick is going to speed run this and probably die, he doesn't look healthy it's like a car crash that you just can't look away from.

Going from small town lawyer to aids ridden drunken fool the speedrun to the end.

I mean, my small town lawyer had been an alcoholic coke head for at least 40 years at this point and doesn't look half as bad as Rackets.

 

[Potatoherder]

Seems he is going live tonight with such a great set of topics: "Trumpdates on Multiple Cases: Bigly Developed Legal Front, Musk and X Get Spanked." Diddy just got all his houses raided and tried to flee the country. It's a prime time to read the lawsuit against him that had massive amounts of salacious topics. Instead we will get Nick wasting people's time talking about topics he isn't capable of explaining.

 

[Doctor John B. Zyklon]

He doesn't read the thread.