Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[sum ting wong]

He's been cutting out people like Camelot and not talking to them as often, which would be consistent with Nick developing a shameful hard drug problem that he wouldn't be able to conceal from such a close friend.

Counter point - Nick has no shame and wouldn't feel the need to hide his shameful hard drug problem admirable hard drug hobby from Camelot as only Scandinavian incel prudes would judge him for such behavior.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I'm voting for good ol' fashioned cocaine. The kleenex comment makes me think he's wiping his nose after doing a line.
But he's a liar and a faggot, and on the off chance he's got actual sinus problems, why doesn't he just take an anti-histamine or nasal spray? "19 million medications" my ass, quit being a hypochondriac.

His early streams with his wife revealed that she was very deep into homeopathics and oil therapy alongside CBD and kratom to self-medicate. They all have weekly chiropractor appointments.

This could explain the dozens of things he is taking.

I could definitely see the argument made, especially by someone like Nick with his strange religious views, that "The spirit of the commandment is 'Hey don't do this thing because your neighbor might kill you if you bang his wife!', so if the neighbor's okay with you banging your wife then it's all kosher!"

But that conflicts with the explanarion of the prohibition being that sexual immorality is a sin against your own body as well as your neighbour and God.

I could see Nick trying to explain it away. 'Written at different times', 'meant for other people', 'Try reading this a a comedy', and the like. Most normal people can admit that swinging is NOT normal and probably shouldn't be, but when you're a heretical hammer...

A new comparison pic (and being very charitable from the stream last night, pause game wise)
He went from looking mid-20s to a rough mid-50s in 5 years.

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Thank-you. I currently have a year-by-year snapshot of his decline in the OP.

I am mainly lookin for pictures of him like thr ones on his boxers licking someone to juxtapose with images of him at a church picnic, or similar, for shock value.

Counter point - Nick has no shame and wouldn't feel the need to hide his shameful hard drug problem admirable hard drug hobby from Camelot as only Scandinavian incel prudes would judge him for such behavior.

It is interesting how Nick thoroughly alienated or froze out people who were consistenty on his show.

Where is Drex? The Big Brain panel? Joe the Jew? Austin Overlawd? Null? EVS? The Flashcast crew? Anna? Megan Fox?

Who does Nick have left and what would the above think about Nick suddenly ghosting them? Try telling THEM that Nick has not changed.

 

[daffodils]

It's almost definitely cocaine.

The effects of cocaine only last 15-30 minutes. He'd be taking a lot more bathroom breaks.

 

[Maude Snew]

The effects of cocaine only last 15-30 minutes. He'd be taking a lot more bathroom breaks.

Have you seen his nose, he inhales once, he probably gets enough up there to last a normal person an entire year. It's like an Amazon warehouse of cocaine.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

Its meth, trust me bros

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I feel like I'm on the verge of having figured something out. Nicki previously spoke about possibly going into business with the balldo™ guy. balldo™ have added a bunch of new stuff to their website since I last checked. Prostate massagers, slings to keep your limp dick up, vibrating nipple clamps but most importantly, Nicki's favorite: Locked in Lust The Vice Mini v2 in Pink.

Why can’t people just enjoy regular sex. What breaks in their coomer minds that they need to start throwing balldos on themselves while shoving a massager up their ass to get the prostate?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Now we can all play the game of "what drug has Nick been snorting lately?"

CUM

 

[Gorton Colu]

Why can’t people just enjoy regular sex. What breaks in their coomer minds that they need to start throwing balldos on themselves while shoving a massager up their ass to get the prostate?

Hedonic Adaptation. After drugs and alcohol, regular sex just isn't exciting or pleasurable enough, it appears.

 

[Strix454]

if a Christian's practice of marriage with God is to have swinger sex with other married Christians with God, is that outside God's auspices?

honestly if you know anything about Jewish people and how much they metagame around loopholes and interpretations of religious edicts - to project that there are Christian enclaves where they not only accept but promote and recruit other Christians into absolutional worship in cuckoldry is not that great a stretch

The Christian version of this is usually to play clever about what "sex" is. At least at first. They will define down "sex" to be vag penetration with a human penis and nothing else. They will also say that gay sex isn't really "sex" as such.

In Nick's case, he also has his definition of "grace" which he defines as permission to openly sin without restriction and without limit. He also had an interpretation of the Sermon on the Mount which he said allowed married couples to flirt outside their marriages. It wouldn't take much to expand that to more.

I think for Nick, its all only about gaslighting the wife anyway. My impression is that he is an agnostic on the way to being an atheist. Christianity isn't going to restrain his behavior at all.

 

[Humble Architect]

Why can’t people just enjoy regular sex. What breaks in their coomer minds that they need to start throwing balldos on themselves while shoving a massager up their ass to get the prostate?

Put yourself in the mind of a hedonist, eventually the thing you do in excess will cease to satisfy so greater and greater extremes become necessary to achieve pleasure. Repeat until inevitable self-destruction

Nick read Fulgrim (the novel) and he just said, “Yes, he’s literally me, Imma go buy some paintings then order a neat contraption to show my viewers.”

 

[L Ton Tubbard]

I wonder if his nose is a red herring and it's discolored due to his alcohol abuse and he's snorting some other kind of party drug.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Summary of Sean's streams:
So, so, so, yes, oh, , so, I'M GONNA COME!

To be fair to Sean, the reason he has to keep saying "IM GONNA COME.. dont come" is because some unfunny retard keeps sending that same superchat over and over and over again.

Hey, whoever sends that in every single stream, if you just so happen to be a farms user, it's not funny. It stopped being funny after the first time. Stop making Sean's streams worse for that 5 seconds or so with your unfunny faggotry. Every time I'm listening to his streams in the car, and your superchat inevitably comes up (sometimes more than once), I sit in annoyance waiting for it to be over.

Although I'll also add to your critique that I haven't been listening to him as much lately. The trials he's covering just don't really peak my interest. For example, I'm so tired of hearing about Donald Trump, both negative and positive coverage. and so whenever he's doing a Trump coverage thing, I just won't click on it.

A new comparison pic (and being very charitable from the stream last night, pause game wise)
He went from looking mid-20s to a rough mid-50s in 5 years.

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Looks like a completely different person, and that recent pic is actually not the worst we've seen of him lately, as he looks slightly less homeless and methed out in it. I mean look at the greasy hair, eye bags, and moon crater quality skin. I remember reading comments on Elissa videos from his current fans claiming it's ALL because of a different camera and lighting.

You get the fans you deserve. Going back to his old stuff, and looking at his chat and comments, it's so different.

It is interesting how Nick thoroughly alienated or froze out people who were consistenty on his show.

Where is Drex? The Big Brain panel? Joe the Jew? Austin Overlawd? Null? EVS? The Flashcast crew? Anna? Megan Fox?

One thing I find addicts do is gradually push their friends away from them so they can indulge in their addiction in peace without anyone there to judge them, so to speak. Nick knows he has a drinking problem, but obviously can't admit to it, so it's easier for him to push anyone away that might question him about it, or make him feel like he has a problem.

The fact that he thinks he's special is hilarious. He's a such a typical classic alcoholic. Only difference is he knows how to stream barely. As long as his internet doesn't go out, otherwise he's helpless.

Why can’t people just enjoy regular sex. What breaks in their coomer minds that they need to start throwing balldos on themselves while shoving a massager up their ass to get the prostate?

While obviously there's the whole drugs, drinking and negative influences aspect, I believe a huge part of this not just for Nick, but for many others like him, is porn. It does nothing positive for you, and if you unfortunately become one of those socially awkward shut-ins because of it (as I suspect a lot of porn addicts do), you just get deeper and deeper into it until you have to start looking at more and more degenerate stuff just to keep up with your now coomed-brain. Eventually normal stuff just isn't enough for you anymore, as your expectations have been completely thrown off, and don't resemble anything realistic anymore.

Not only is Nick a classic alcoholic, but he's also a classic porn addict. And also very big gay.

 

[WhimsicalTrolli]

Ron toye never done gay shit like this. Outside abusing his wives.

 

[Sharpeteer]

Ron toye never done gay shit like this. Outside abusing his wives.

And a lot of what he said about Nick in their Twitter DMs has aged very well. Additionally, a lot of what Nick said about Ron turned out to be things he did himself.

It's really too bad Ron will never own up to his abusive ways. Otherwise he might've been a decent guy at some point.

 

[FiveStarAce]

So does Nick want to be seen as a "Hot Dad" or is he chasing the Illusion of being a twink?

 

[BathTubShine]

Cheers balldo-cuck! Another milestone; over 3400 pages on the KarenFarms!
Why don't you celebrate the milestone with a bottle or three of your favourite whiskey?
You've earned it! That Jaundice ain't gonna keep spreading by itself.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Uh-oh! There are RATS in the LOCALS! Nick might need our boy BMJ to smoke them out!

Calling fraud, doubting he has a contract, tracking shows per week. Sounds like KIWI BEHAVIOUR!

Spoiler: LOCALS DISLOYALTY (With some Noseguards)

Bonus Coomalot appearance:



Why even show up anymore?

As an aside, I still log the LOCALS, but over tha last few months the activity has died down so much that it is simpler (and easier upon the eyes) to scroll the chat history and take screenshots rather than post spreadsheets. They number hundreds--no longer thousands of messages.

I also think you can sign up for a free account and view the historical logs yourself. Nick does not bother to delete them anymore.

As meta-aside, for all those LOCALS users claiming that my logger killed the chat, just look at how Nick has managed LOCALS in the absence of me posting logs or regular highlights for the last few months. This was inevitable.

 

[Harm]

Nick's last remaining fan being some screeching psycho pushing away everyone left with a braincell is very fitting.

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

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Nick's last remaining fan being some screeching psycho pushing away everyone left with a braincell is very fitting.

Damn, this is taking parasocial relationships to the extreme.

 

[DumbDude43]

As an aside, I still log the LOCALS, but over tha last few months the activity has died down so much that it is simpler (and easier upon the eyes) to scroll the chat history and take screenshots rather than post spreadsheets. They number hundreds--no longer thousands of messages.

so basically his kiwifarms thread is now more popular than his own fanclub?
tragic