Megathread Tranny Sideshows on Social Media - Any small-time spectacle on Reddit, Tumblr, Twitter, Dating Sites, and other social media.

[TyrasGuard]

I also know that many of you will say that if she loved me she would let me be the woman I have hidden away for 40 years. Or that I would be better off without her, but I don’t agree. She is my best friend and has been my biggest support for half of my life. She is the mother of my children and I did vow to love her and protect her until Jesus takes us home. My faith is important to me as are the vows I made to her. But I am stuck in a hard place...

"I know we had children, we made our vows to eachother and she respected hers, but I really, REALLY want to masturbate while wearing a dress at home. Can you help me Reddit?"

He has the answer right in front of him. Just admit you are a pornsick freak that wants to wear her dresses and skinwalk as her and I ASSURE you that she will not only leave you alone forever, she will also take the kids away with her, far away from you, so bonus points for you, you'll never have to worry about parenthood either! All you'll ever have to do is maybe throw some money her way.

 

[glass_houses]

My feet ache just reading that.

Honestly, it's bizarre. Who the fuck relaxes in heels?

 

[ThatDumbPhilosopher]

Honestly, it's bizarre. Who the fuck relaxes in heels?

Men in dresses because they're overwhelmed by their dyspho.. own lust and delusions.
Quite a sick thought.

 

[JellyMaggot]

Sorry you’re not special anymore or whatever the fuck.

Edit: wanted to add one more before I forgot. Holy shit.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

"Toes touching the ground in the toilet is not manly"

I always remember the post by the lil pooner who wrote about being self-conscious how she holds cups and worrying it's too feminine. And I'm sure it's like that with everything. Like...what a miserable way to go through your life.

 

[(The REAL) Jack Torrance]

Pooner with hang danglers topless vogueing. Specimens in the crowd are equally as entertaining.

Spoiler: NSFW

 

[Chandelier]

Edit: wanted to add one more before I forgot. Holy shit.

Okay, I keep seeing these people say they are disabled not to cook their own meals, and now reading they can't STAND?! what kind of fucking disabilities do they have? Guaranteed it isn't them being in wheelchairs because of a spinal injury or actual nerve pain. If you can't read the instructions on a fucking box, you're retarded.

The OG thread is also retarded. If you can make a call on your phone, manage your finances and bitch on Twitter, you can make your own food. These people are mostly morbidly obese.

I bet Max there is.

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Edited to avoid double posting. Amy Sargeant, union Troon, states TERFs are all just closeted trans men. Archive.


It had some interesting responses.



He doesn't want to be a miserable old TERF, guys. He'll have to settle looking like this instead:

Natalie here thinks closeted eggs are the foot soldiers for fascism. Archive.

Let's see what Natalie looks like!

Not a day short of 18, lad!

He talks about the patriarchy:

And defends Guillaume LaBelle:

Archive.

Pissed off lawyer is a he/him pooner Gypsy:

And I think this was the best response.

 

[sheepworldvizor]

Yeah she’s just another disability-larping whore.

Plenty of “As I was walking back from the store…”

 

[The Real Slim Shady]

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Reading and understanding the directions? You literally have to thaw and heat it up. There are no useful directions except for maybe cooking time. And if you get that wrong you are just gonna eat a cold meal, it's not rocket science. I could not make up this many excuses even if I had a whole day to think about it

Spoiler: If you really don't know

- Always puncture closed containers
- Mix and stir anything thats not a soup or a liquid
- Heat up until it's steaming hot or a bit less if you want to eat right away

That's it. That's how you use a microwave.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Edited to avoid double posting. Amy Sargeant, union Troon, states TERFs are all just closeted trans men. Archive.

I was waiting to hear more takes like this. I'm surprised they didn't start pulling it out sooner, but I think

Natalie here thinks closeted eggs are the foot soldiers for fascism. Archive.

Someone should give this guy a brainscan, I want to see how much water is being retained on his head.

He talks about the patriarchy

Gatekeeping is so fucking funny. I love how mad he is over it.

And defends Guillaume LaBelle:

Failure. Someone find his hidden NSFW account.

 

[Chandelier]

Tyler Sternbach poses a very important philosophical question. Someone brings up JKR preparing nuclear warheads. Archive.

 

[AMHOLIO]

Woe, tism be upon thee!

I only looked at the replies and one quote tweet, I suggest you look yourself for more insanity. The retweets have much more psychic damage for me so I couldn't go through them for funny. At least 4 out of 5 people's names are picked from comics, movies, games, tv shows, YouTube, and books.

Some examples:

Spoiler: some more

It's terminal autism all the way down. Some talk about getting rid of their old name was first priority, others about actually talking with their parents about it, and some people who get a dumb nickname like "bug" and it's their legal name now. Again, if you feel like going through the quote tweets, you can find the most autistic of all.

 

[Hassou Tobi]

Ppl complained about Caleb hammer having a troon grab his moobs in the thumbnail for the episode it was on…





Yes, the totally untrue and unfounded stereotype that troons are disgusting perverts. There is absolutely no evidence to back up troons being sexual fetishists. Just like I’m sure the troon didn’t choose the “sexy” pose for itself.

 

[TyrasGuard]

It's terminal autism all the way down. Some talk about getting rid of their old name was first priority, others about actually talking with their parents about it, and some people who get a dumb nickname like "bug" and it's their legal name now. Again, if you feel like going through the quote tweets, you can find the most autistic of all.

I love how in all those screenshots, it's people naming themselves after the media they consume. Literal Chris Chan behaviour.

 

[AMHOLIO]

I love how in all those screenshots, it's people naming themselves after the media they consume. Literal Chris Chan behaviour.

There's very fucking few even considering their parents or family's wishes, and very few thinking of jobs and presentation of their future self. I appreciate one person asking their mom to rename them at least, a good family relationship is nice.

 

[Protistology]

Instead, she is killing me softly with love bombs, reminding me of our vows to each other, sending me love notes [...] She proceeded to tell me how she would be praying and fasting for me to be set free of this curse. And that her desire for us was to be together until we are both old and doddery.

This hateful, cruel, bigoted whore. How dare she love the man she married?

 

[the rat]

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Sorry you’re not special anymore or whatever the fuck.

Edit: wanted to add one more before I forgot. Holy shit.
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This must be a troll. There's just no way this guy is this fucking retarded, I refuse to believe it.

 

[LaughJoke2.0]

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Sorry you’re not special anymore or whatever the fuck.

Edit: wanted to add one more before I forgot. Holy shit.
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all 4 of my grandparents were part of the Greatest Generation and they came from varying economic and religious backgrounds, and all would have seen a freak like that as a freak, an abomination, and most definitely a man.

 

[glass_houses]

I love how in all those screenshots, it's people naming themselves after the media they consume. Literal Chris Chan behaviour.

Well, there's always the chance that they could eventually own it, like Doctor Loki Skylizard did... but I doubt it.

Speaking of Doctor Skylizard, he's now into HRT... for Lawful Good. He's working on hormone therapies that treat pre diabetes and cancers. So that's pretty cool.

 

[Dromedary]

"pls answer dont leave me hanging" Hm, that's funny.