Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

[Red Frida]

I didn't see Quasi posting for at least one hour before the bridge strike. Maybe he was the harbor pilot.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

I'm divided on this one. On one hand I don't want trannies ruining another thing I like, on the other hand patposting is so minor of a thing to enjoy and getting EVERY troon to patpost would at least make their arguments funnier to look at. Also it would put Pat in a situation. Should he badmouth the trannies he loves so much for mocking him or stay quiet and seethe?

“Oh look, another idiot. Enjoy permanent masculinization, Lilith child.”

 

[Something Awful]

Pat suddenly doesn't like misinformation on Twitter!

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If the Tiny Tim book doesn't become an international bestseller, Rick can always have a career in accident investigation.

"Elementary, my dear children. I have conclusively determined that this plane crashed because it collided with the ground."

 

[Useful_Mistake]

I didn't see Quasi posting for at least one hour before the bridge strike. Maybe he was the harbor pilot.

QUICK! WE NEED PATRICK ON THIS CASE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

 

[Kirtto]

Pat suddenly doesn't like misinformation on Twitter!

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The people who say "DEI initiatives did it" are trying to get clicks. Sort of like how Pat takes a current event and tweets the most generic take to get clicks. Also you're allowed to say our infrastructure is bad, it's not a MAGA opinion or whatever.

**Apparently** the pilot is Ukrainian, so in a roundabout way, Ukraine is to blame for the collapse of the bridge.

 

[MilkThePig]

I will admit a lot of them lately are really dull. You get some variation of "your life is already over stalker." in between the usual response or a specific message to correct the record if they bring up Quasi or Lynne, but there hasn't been a real good one in a long while. The well's almost dry on rascals texting Pat because he's effectively shut down into narc defense mode. The best he can do is correct records and deny basic facts because he's dealing with a DOA lawsuit and being out another 30 or so grand to complete the 84k. The Airbnb text with the dog from badger was good but that's it in recent memory

It will be once in a blue moon that we get anorher "Dan doesn't have a penis, stalker. I do."

I've always maintained that Patrick isn't actually that entertaining of a lolcow on a day-to-day basis, especially when compared to somebody like Joe Cumia. He's always been extremely repetitive but he's worse now than ever. I think taking so many Ls has put his brain into some kind of tardloop where he's only capable of rewording the same threat over and over again. What makes him special though is that his big moments are so spectacular they make up for him being a boring retard 90% of the time - Apostlegate tape 5, the lappening pics, losing the lawsuit, trying to sue Milwaukee, the freakout audio on his front porch - these things will forever be in the annals of lolpigdom.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

QUICK! WE NEED PATRICK ON THIS CASE RIGHT FUCKING NOW!

Don't worry! He's on it!

To learn more about his exploits, please read the Freddy the Pig series of books.

 

[OtherLastTrainHome]

I've always maintained that Patrick isn't actually that entertaining of a lolcow on a day-to-day basis, especially when compared to somebody like Joe Cumia. He's always been extremely repetitive but he's worse now than ever. I think taking so many Ls has put his brain into some kind of tardloop where he's only capable of rewording the same threat over and over again. What makes him special though is that his big moments are so spectacular they make up for him being a boring retard 90% of the time - Apostlegate tape 5, the lappening pics, losing the lawsuit, trying to sue Milwaukee, the freakout audio on his front porch - these things will forever be in the annals of lolpigdom.

patrick finally paying Quasi almost feels like a soft end to his lolcow status, if i'm honest. he is so utterly fucked and shamed but he'll never admit it or take responsibility. we only have his retarded case against the city of Milwaukee to look forward to, because other than that, he's just gonna go on being a total asshole to everyone who ever comes into contact with him.

but pat-isms will live on. enjoy prison.

 

[Judge Holden]

I see doomposters are again prophesising the end of the days of pig.

To them I repeat what I said the last time pat cawntent looked to be drying up.

Do not go gentle against that fat sped
Trolling should burn and rave at close of day;
Rage, Rage against the dying of the thread

Though wise pests at the end know thread is dead
Because their words had forked no tism they
Do not go gentle against that fat sped

ONA boys, the last wave by, crying how bright
Their wookie texts and gimmick xeets might slay
Rage, Rage against the dying of the thread

Stalker childs who prodded the pig to fright
And learn, too late, to jail they are away
Do not go gentle against that fat sped

Kiwi bros, near coom, who mock his fool plight
To deny how fat he is and how gay
Rage, Rage against the dying of the thread

And you, fat faggot, there on xitters height
Sob, seethe, for I now swear this oath today
Do not go gentle against that fat sped
Rage, rage against the dying of the thread.

 

[Post Reply]

he is so utterly fucked and shamed but he'll never admit it or take responsibility

No, child, I am not owned. And no, child, I am not slowly shrinking and turning into a corn cob. Those are your delusions again. Enjoy the harvest...

 

[Sneedfully and Peacefully]

I don't think Pat will ever be in a true recession. It's been boring like I said but that's because this case has to move and info comes out or it gets dismissed that pests can use to poke the pig in special ways.

He has his lulls just like Ralph did. And like (pre-xannies) Ralph Pat self implodes spectacularly, if not greater than he did. Not every week or even month, but regularly enough. The farmer will not know the time or the hour, but rest assured the Fature will come. He craves too much attention. If you think he's drying up you gotta trust the pig. Look at when the pests completely-to-97% stopped their antics for a month: Pat picked WAY more fights with randoms on X. You gotta let him breathe and find his own way; you can't force a fantastic response which is the number one way to ruin a cow.

 

[Judge Holden]

I've always maintained that Patrick isn't actually that entertaining of a lolcow on a day-to-day basis, especially when compared to somebody like Joe Cumia. He's always been extremely repetitive but he's worse now than ever. I think taking so many Ls has put his brain into some kind of tardloop where he's only capable of rewording the same threat over and over again. What makes him special though is that his big moments are so spectacular they make up for him being a boring retard 90% of the time - Apostlegate tape 5, the lappening pics, losing the lawsuit, trying to sue Milwaukee, the freakout audio on his front porch - these things will forever be in the annals of lolpigdom.

The way I see things is that fat is a fun cow in the strategic "big picture" sense as opposed to the tactical "never ending stream of antics" sense in the way that someone like Cyraxx is.

Its slow burn with pig big payoffs kept afloat in the short term between said payoffs with periods of high quality xitter oinking and text prodding, However as this goes on longer without payoff the thread winds up drying up like the changing of the seasons, only to bloom back to life with the latest major update in the various schemes he or his trolls have simmering away in the background (i.e. lawsuits, media campaigns, deep cover trollzing ops)

One thing that keeps me hopeful is just how pathological the pig is in trying to "win" in his retarded fucking war against the trolls.

He will *never* stop stepping on these fucking rakes and smugly NOCHILDing whenever people tell him he should reconsider. Even if by some jew magic all the trolls and patposters just fucking stopped paying attention to him, xeeting at him, or texting him, he would dedicate his fucking life in a fruitless quest to hunt them down and punish them somehow while oinking ever louder about the literal six trillion swaTTTTTTTing holocaust he endured to every media camera and microphone he can find, and being ever more of an insufferable autistic piece of shit to normies with zero connection to this shit.

He's like the Terminator but fat and gay, and whose mission is to spend every second of every day being an insufferable retard on social media.

 

[bile demon]

Sue Lighting

This fag is the most boring OnA poster by far. Zero humor, zero wit, never anything clever or interesting to say, just dull and repulsively autistic droning that goes on and on and on. He has the charisma and charm of a 50 year old chartered accountant. Even the guy who just spams Nicado ass pics is a more funny and entertaining poster. I hope the gay plague takes him out sooner rather than later.

Yours in Christ,
Lynne Robinson

 

[Jackie's Abortion]

This is why I wish he would hurry up and attempt to release Tiny Tim (he/him) in Space. It opens up the possibility of new side characters such as his editor or cover artist (I was going to say publisher but I'm trying to be realistic), multiple failed attempts at promotion and completely 100% legitimate reviews that accurately depict the anti-Semitic undertones of his new book. Most of us have not had the pleasure of Patposting during a book release or watching his legal disputes implode.

 

[This Machine Milks Cows]

This has been the best month of Patposting that I can remember. We have had the lolsuit against Milwaukee, the AirBnb, the full satisfaction of Quasi, several excellent Cryptic Web Chronicles and the several week long blowout of 300 tweets a day. There have also been smaller events such as Boomia's claimed interview with the FBI and Leslie Varnie's podcast appearance.

While I would concede that his fearpasting has indeed become very repetitive, I am sure that the Pigman of North Oinkland Avenue will find a way to keep it fresh and exciting. He always does.

Sit back and enjoy (prison) The Greatest Show on Girth.

 

[Judge Holden]

Now that reflecting on Everything at the End of Pig has concluded, here is a recent patxeet which raised an eybrow


Two things of note

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1. This nigga accusing him of randomly appears out of nowhere and has never xeeted at fat or replied in any way, nor has he been targeted by one of the troll posts posing as him. Suggesting that the Gospel of Pig is spreading in ways we have not yet seen​

2. The pig for some inexplicable reason addresses him as "Mate" despite the guy being tagged as Portuguese and fat not being British (despite nool's suspicions) nor Australian, suggesting he is either trialling out a new pejorative or has identified this kid as a potential mate​

 

[Slav Power]

I've declared all my crypto including Monero

The freedoms you have to sacrifice to not get skinned alive and then bathed in lemon juice by the IRS.

 

[Troon_Patrol]

I've always maintained that Patrick isn't actually that entertaining of a lolcow on a day-to-day basis, especially when compared to somebody like Joe Cumia. He's always been extremely repetitive but he's worse now than ever. I think taking so many Ls has put his brain into some kind of tardloop where he's only capable of rewording the same threat over and over again. What makes him special though is that his big moments are so spectacular they make up for him being a boring retard 90% of the time - Apostlegate tape 5, the lappening pics, losing the lawsuit, trying to sue Milwaukee, the freakout audio on his front porch - these things will forever be in the annals of lolpigdom.

WHAT?!? Dude, you're crazy. Every 24 hours Pat hand types the words "stalker" and "child" at least 5 times. Most lolcows give content every 6 months or so. Pat you don't have to wait more than 6 hours for hims to say something funny. I go over to my computer see a bridge collapsed and after considering why and the human tragedy involved I say "I just know Pat will claim to be structural engineer and toss his $.02 in completely unsolicited" and lo and behold he has. DO NOT pozload my neghole. DO NOT pozload my neghole. DO NOT pozload my neghole. If you make an account claiming to be Pat's toilet he will reply, if you make an account and make fun of the Rustang for being under-powered he will react, if you text pat he will call you a stalker and mentally ill. The things that have made me laugh the hardest were just funny jokes you would do to your roommate or brother, just something like that pic where someone shopped pats face into a missing special needs adult BOLO flier. If someone did that to me I'd laugh and call just them an asshole. Pat's response is to freak out call them mentally ill tell them they are going to prison forever.

Didn't Shane Nokes disappear from the internet? He was so similar to Pat, internet tough guy claiming all his enemies were doomed in realty just an unemployed overweight loser. When Shane was exposed as an impotent lolcow he vanished IIRC, not good old Pat. Pat will die having a stroke or heart attack yelling at his toilet.

 

[reptile baht spaniard rid]

I've always maintained that Patrick isn't actually that entertaining of a lolcow on a day-to-day basis, especially when compared to somebody like Joe Cumia. He's always been extremely repetitive but he's worse now than ever. I think taking so many Ls has put his brain into some kind of tardloop where he's only capable of rewording the same threat over and over again. What makes him special though is that his big moments are so spectacular they make up for him being a boring retard 90% of the time - Apostlegate tape 5, the lappening pics, losing the lawsuit, trying to sue Milwaukee, the freakout audio on his front porch - these things will forever be in the annals of lolpigdom.

Fats is not a day-to-day type of cow for your common feature-reader. He is an artist's cow; his very consistency and repetitiveness is the true joy. Sure, he has hilarious soundbytes you can enjoy even if you're not in the lore, but he is eternally consistent in a way that's hard to explain and not necessarily for everyone's taste.

I'm glad that paying quasi hasn't slowed him down a bit.

 

[LobsterBoy669]

Didn't Shane Nokes disappear from the internet?

You should go check his thread: good ole Butterknife Nokes returned a little while ago. Spoiler: he's still just as pathetic as ever.