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[Ceral Funt]

[...] Gianna Michaels [...]

Speaking of, anyone know what's happened with her? I remember liking her massive tits a lot.

 

[LionoRaptor]

Speaking of, anyone know what's happened with her? I remember liking her massive tits a lot.

Think she is on Onlyfans but doing solo stuff. Shame. She could get back to doing B/G. Jessie Rogers and Rebecca Linares have made comebacks recently. Dana Dearmond made a recent comeback. Same with Savannah Samson.
Why not Gianna ? Hit up Johnny Sins, Manuel or any of the BBC crowd.

She could work with the new guys like Jmac, Fleshmechanic, Small Hands or Tommy Pistol.

 

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Think she is on Onlyfans but doing solo stuff. Shame. She could get back to doing B/G. Jessie Rogers and Rebecca Linares have made comebacks recently. Dana Dearmond made a recent comeback. Same with Savannah Samson.
Why not Gianna ? Hit up Johnny Sins, Manuel or any of the BBC crowd.

She could work with the new guys like Jmac, Fleshmechanic, Small Hands or Tommy Pistol.

stop watching porn

 

[Shadfan666xxx000]

Speaking of, anyone know what's happened with her? I remember liking her massive tits a lot.

From what ive heard, she's a single mom in Cali who sells crystals and woo shit.

 

[Ceral Funt]

[...] She could work with the new guys like Jmac, Fleshmechanic, Small Hands or Tommy Pistol.

Word across the Xitterverse is that Fleshmechanic is spreading STDs by lying about tests results and consent forms.

 

[Fully Eshay Skits Bruh V4]

My personal favorite moment of pornstars being trolled.

 

[Cpl. Long Dong Silver]

Think she is on Onlyfans but doing solo stuff. Shame. She could get back to doing B/G. Jessie Rogers and Rebecca Linares have made comebacks recently. Dana Dearmond made a recent comeback. Same with Savannah Samson.
Why not Gianna ? Hit up Johnny Sins, Manuel or any of the BBC crowd.

She could work with the new guys like Jmac, Fleshmechanic, Small Hands or Tommy Pistol.

Rebecca Linares came back? That's a name I haven't heard in a while.

 

[grapeshark77]

From what ive heard, she's a single mom in Cali who sells crystals and woo shit.

She hasn't been on Twitter or OF in a couple of months based on a search. This is probably the best option, honestly - it seems like the ones who are happiest make a clean break from the industry and live a normal, boring life (provided they don't have drug issues).

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Maybe, but the chances of any 4chan autist being able to afford a porn star hooker are on a first-name basis with 0.

Let's drop 4chan and just say head cutting autist. Some of them got money they get with their autism on tech job. Many of the biggest oiler simps out there are bound to be autists and most autists are head cutters.

 

[Quarterback Rex Grossman]

Emily Willis is taking so damn long to die that I'm starting to think she's just fine. Must be all that K9 protein in her system.

 

[Ahriman]

Depends on the actress, but back when Gianna Michaels was in her prime a decade ago, she was reputed to charge about $2k for an hour. Alexis Texas (who still occasionally works at the Moonlight Bunny Sheri's Ranch in Pahrump, NV) supposedly charges about $1k an hour (fame aside, that's some well-used roast beef at this point and she's not a spring chicken anymore).

I'm sure inflation has brought the price up further for in-their-prime top-shelf actresses, but the ones who've aged out of studio work are probably topping out at around $1.5k.

Still quite a bit more than the average channer is going to be able to scrape together.

Edit: It was Sheri's Ranch, not Moonlight Bunny Ranch.

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That is, if you don't mind Aletta "More Plastic Than a Chinese Toy Factory" Ocean.

And yea, more often than not, you need to drop some bux in advance. These hoes ain't cheap, but they're not completely unobtanium like you'd think.

 

[The Silent Perjority]

Fucking hell. 9 grand a day and she looks like a pervy cartoon, and those fucking hideous lips.

I'm sure she's complete filth and all but I'd spend all night trying to find an angle she doesn't look ridiculous from.

Yeech.

 

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if she were blonde ill book a day. i dont give a fuck

 

[The Hardest R]

Fucking hell. 9 grand a day and she looks like a pervy cartoon, and those fucking hideous lips.

I'm sure she's complete filth and all but I'd spend all night trying to find an angle she doesn't look ridiculous from.

Yeech.

The oil sheikhs at Dubai love that look and body type though. Wouldn’t surprise me if that’s the main motivation to get that cartoonish level of plastic surgery and not from porn. Nobody except a degenerate billionaire would ever spring for her at those prices.

 

[moocow]

That is, if you don't mind Aletta "More Plastic Than a Chinese Toy Factory" Ocean.

fucking lol ... those prices are incredible.

It's like she's forgotten the whole point of hiring a prostitute -- you're not paying her for sex, you're paying her to leave afterward.

 

[Gentlebastard]

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That is, if you don't mind Aletta "More Plastic Than a Chinese Toy Factory" Ocean.

And yea, more often than not, you need to drop some bux in advance. These hoes ain't cheap, but they're not completely unobtanium like you'd think.

>1500 Merkelbucks for the opportunity to fuck this congealed mass of medical hubris for 1 hour
I won't deny that, if given a time machine and a few tens of thousands of dollars, I'd attempt a Gianna Michaels-assisted suicide by snu-snu; I'm not here to pretend I'm some kind of saint. But, if I ever ran into this woman on the street, I doubt I could give her the time of the day without showing obvious signs of revulsion, let alone pay for sex with her.

 

[RichardMongler]

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stop watching porn

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if she were blonde ill book a day. i dont give a fuck

I get wanting to bang hookers, but don't act too superior to coomers. In the end, you're still paying for sex.

 

[Kazukifaen]

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That is, if you don't mind Aletta "More Plastic Than a Chinese Toy Factory" Ocean.

And yea, more often than not, you need to drop some bux in advance. These hoes ain't cheap, but they're not completely unobtanium like you'd think.

Who wants to fuck That plastic Barbie doll. She looked way better in her early parts of her career.

I posted this in the thread many pages ago.

You can get a Pale English slag named Lenina Crowne for starting price of £850
she has done some Porn too, I don't know how active she is, but I bet her escort hustle
is her main source of income.

 

[Teghern]

You can get a Pale English slag named Lenina Crowne for starting price of £850
she has done some Porn too, I don't know how active she is, but I bet her escort hustle
is her main source of income.

This poser annoys me, acting all intellectual and shit when she makes a living shoving plugs up her butthole.
Courtesans exist and have a niche and are real the King of Spain has plenty but if you're shilling it on your manyvids a courtly laydee you are not, fucking pseud.

 

[Ahriman]