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[Law]

I think some of these straight pooners are so yaoi-poisoned that they really don't understand how common it is for a married man to have a secret girlfriend/hookups.

The absolute contempt men show to the women they profess to love and want. No wonder pooners try to "not be women".

 

[countrybumpkin]

 

[Catboi]

These are not even remotely extreme positions for Alberta. Ma’am, you might not hear them in your hugbox, but your kid is exposed to this forum’s attitudes everywhere but your basement, I promise.

It's heartwarming seeing the average normie still support the UCP despite how much trannies are a very loud minority. Hopefully this kid isn't reported for hate crimes, lel

 

[TyrasGuard]

The absolute contempt men show to the women they profess to love and want. No wonder pooners try to "not be women".

It's why I try to not to focus too much on pooners unless they are really funny. Almost always is the result of men fucking them up.

 

[Geraldine]

Of all the things to be afraid of ... tee hee
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But the real comedy gold is in the comments.

 

[rusty shackleford 1]

Of all the things to be afraid of ... tee hee
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But the real comedy gold is in the comments.

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These same goblins probably have posts on their profile lamenting that they can’t find a straight man who’s not a chaser, or whiny annoying begging posts in the lesbian subs like are trans girls welcome here? Do you like my lesbian aesthetic? Haha uhauls amirite? Why am I being downvoted? Do better!

 

[Free the Pedos]

Because admitting that they might do something that someone else could not afford to, that they might be privileged in some way, means that they aren't going to be part of the double autistic crippled queer BIPOC elect when the twitter idiot rapture (revolution) comes. This dude accurately sums up my feelings:
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Note that hEDS is Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome which, while being a real thing, is something that twitterspecials love to self-diagnose with because you it means you can talk about being achy and tired all the time.

that Twitter bio is a full bingo card. I particularly enjoy “Colonized Powhatan” for locaysh.

 

[Pig Cups]

But if you are a woman and you are in danger your best course of action is to be loud and to run as fast as you can, and to draw attention of other people/involve them in the situation.

…Or you could, y’know, exercise a modicum of self-reliance by carrying a firearm and becoming proficient in its use (provided that’s allowed in your jurisdiction).

I know many women who do so, and sure enough, they don’t go around moaning about how they’re scared of men, going out at night, walking back to their garaged car, etc. because of the sense of security concealed carry gives them. Oftentimes, the women who complain the most about their vulnerability are also the ones who refuse to take ANY responsibility for their own self-defense, choosing to stay terrified and ignorant of the (inanimate) tools that could save their lives.

A firearm is a great equalizer, whether you’re a feeble woman going against an average guy, or a chair-bound paraplegic going against a bodybuilder.

 

[and I must scream]

Because admitting that they might do something that someone else could not afford to, that they might be privileged in some way, means that they aren't going to be part of the double autistic crippled queer BIPOC elect when the twitter idiot rapture (revolution) comes. This dude accurately sums up my feelings:
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Also actually sort of thread relevant, because @ThatEffinFlower is a "They/Them" who just posted a tweet implying that being told to eat food you can afford and can figure out how to cook is some sort of attack. Yes, if the French Revolution was about anything, it was specifically about how the Paris mob wanted to eat cake too, not just bread!

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Note that hEDS is Hypermobile Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome which, while being a real thing, is something that twitterspecials love to self-diagnose with because you it means you can talk about being achy and tired all the time.

Colonized Powhatan? Get out of your house, offer yourself to brutal rape and being burn alive, you and your children too, and leave the house to the Powhatan people. It's the only way to not be a colonizer. I know that you think that calling yourself they/them makes you oppressed and therefore not a colonizer, but honey, everyone can see you are a privileged white woman. So do the above. Hurry please. The Powhatan people have suffered enough.

 

[Just a boring name]

Lol. 99% of those leave you infertile, or requiring IVF at best. 99.99999% of troons claiming intersex are LYING. Really, people CAN just go on the internet and LIE!!

You can see this easily with the one demented loon who claimed he was intersex and his vagina was "covered up" surgically as a child... and apparently was surgically given balls that functioned, oh but his period just drained into his leg, but he was certain he was re-growing his vagina as the graft failed at the old age of something over 50. And if none of that sounded absolutely batshit insane, you really need to read up on actual medical practices.

They claim intersex the same way a guy who was a paper-pusher claims he was on SEAL team 6.

This is exactly what all the "Intersex Speshuls" don't realise. They are too busy trying to piggyback onto very real physical conditions that they forget the associated issues that come along with them.

My daughter has only one X chromosome, she has a condition called Turner Syndrome, and she gets REALLY pissed off when people say she can (or should) identify as Intersex. As if it's a badge of honour or a get out clause for asspats.

Her response has always been "No, I'm a woman. Just because I have only one x chromosome that doesn't magically make me want to be male, or neither male nor female, or a mixture of both"

Thanks to the tranny movement falsely using certain medical conditions, there are people who truly have sex chromosome disorders that now have an extra level of bullshit to deal with, as well as living with their condition, because people start to assume that they are wanting to transition from one to the other, or that the chromosome issue means that they must be gay.

 

[Gondolindrim]

Extremely fat people tend to look androgynous but until you are like 300 pounds it's pretty obvious if you are a fat dude or a fat chick

It's kinda like how really buff women are basically just men.

 

[FarmVille]

Gender transition process for girls should include a mandatory minimum six months working in a steelyard, quarry or building sites doing the toughest of manual labor for 12 hour shifts.

If they can do that, then poon out all they want.

LMAO !!!! DOING MANUAL LABOR!!! None of you moids on this site could do an hour of labor in a steelyard.

If pooners truly want to know what it is to be a modern man they should 72 hours playing call of duty, piss in empty mountain dew bottles, and intermittently bitch online about how they can’t find a job because of DEI.

 

[FinnSven]

LMAO !!!! DOING MANUAL LABOR!!! None of you moids on this site could do an hour of labor in a steelyard.

If pooners truly want to know what it is to be a modern man they should 72 hours playing call of duty, piss in empty mountain dew bottles, and intermittently bitch online about how they can’t find a job because of DEI.

I have been a welder and I could still do an 8 hour shift in a steelyard, I will have you know!

Your modern man criteria is probably the general pooner experience as it stands.

 

[Geraldine]

LMAO !!!! DOING MANUAL LABOR!!! None of you moids on this site could do an hour of labor in a steelyard.

If pooners truly want to know what it is to be a modern man they should 72 hours playing call of duty, piss in empty mountain dew bottles, and intermittently bitch online about how they can’t find a job because of DEI.

Never worked in a steelyard, but I have done pick and shovel work. No not lately.

Nevertheless, a good point because ...

Your modern man criteria is probably the general pooner experience as it stands.

This.

However men like that, even at their most pitiful, are still readily distinguishable from pooners.

 

[Candidate No 7]

Well this is just the saddest thing.

 

[Geraldine]

Well this is just the saddest thing.


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Hadn't heard of her, but she's notable enough to be in Wikipedia.
Pic is from there, apparently an official portrait of some kind.

Which one of you stinkers called here a "prototroon" ?

 

[everybody in Portugal]

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Hadn't heard of her, but she's notable enough to be in Wikipedia.
Pic is from there, apparently an official portrait of some kind.

Which one of you stinkers called here a "prototroon" ?

Fairly well-known literary troon in Bongland, did a lot of activisms way back when (he transed in like the late 70s/early 80s iirc so he's basically a grandfather of Current Year Problems). He's not that loud or relevant anymore, which is probably why he's not mentioned here much.

He's what that jowly bitch Laverty would be if he had trooned out a few decades ago and settled into himself a bit more. Likely to remain a cultural irrelevance up until we find his secret CSAM stash or whatever.

ed: transes transed

 

[Candidate No 7]

Bit of a prophet of doom too. The whole message to young people is "come join us, it's great! You may be exterminated".

These are the WHRC demands. I regard them - if they were enforced - as a warrant for genocide. When liberal journalists say I exaggerate the threat to trans people, they need to read this carefully.

 

[Geraldine]

Fairly well-known literary troon in Bongland ...

I see. Apologies for not correctly "gendering" him.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]