Megathread Trannies posting their L's Online - Heckin valid people posting their funny misfortunes on the internet

[Dr. Butt]

Let's not be silly. 99% of women could not fight off 99% of men if they were trying to rape them. Not even if those women were taking steroids. A pooner on T and roids could still be easily overpowered by an average man who doesn't even lift.

The average man in the western world is shit in a fight, but the average woman is so conditioned to be nice to everyone that she'd never take the chance to gouge an eye or snap a little finger to give herself time to run away. Most women are still shit at running though, even the non-deathfats. The average woman on the street can be incredibly un-athletic regardless of age, and if you are not of the lazy persuasion it is both shocking and confusing.

 

[blue gopher snakes]

The only forgivable trooning comes from severe trauma and PTSD (ex-soldiers, people absolutely abused as children). OK, then it's a necessary psychological (mal)adaptive method, like Dissociative Identity Lite, to completely not lose one's shit and drive off the nearest cliff.

Nope sorry I don’t care how many IEDs blew up your friends in the desert, it’s not my problem. If I have to choose between a small number of men coming home from The War and eating a bullet to escape their trauma OR having to deal with the jumpscare of opening the ladies’ bathroom door in a Target to discover them visibly erect while taking bathroom selfies? Enjoy your Vitamin Pb, apply directly to forehead! ◡̈ The myth of the Good Tranny needs to just go away already. They are all disgusting.


Some of these Handmaidens are just a lost cause. I want to comment and suggest that they go to therapy to unlearn their codependency but that’s not affirming enough so I’ll just post it here instead: Stop doing this shit for a man. Would he do it for you? Hell no! He’s lost to his fetish, cut bait and RUN!

 

[Mellow Malevolent]

Nope sorry I don’t care how many IEDs blew up your friends in the desert, it’s not my problem. If I have to choose between a small number of men coming home from The War and eating a bullet to escape their trauma OR having to deal with the jumpscare of opening the ladies’ bathroom door in a Target to discover them visibly erect while taking bathroom selfies? Enjoy your Vitamin Pb, apply directly to forehead! ◡̈ The myth of the Good Tranny needs to just go away already. They are all disgusting.

A good tranny would be one that went through intensive CBT or the like so they can quiet their obsessive thoughts and desires. Even the ones that seem to be more at peace with themselves in this thread seem to do it by just accepting that their bodies will never be what they envisioned before. If that's possible post op, it should be possible pre-op.

As much as I don't feel bad for most of the individuals in this thread, on a systemic level I do think that what we are seeing is the result of the systemic abuse and exploitation of psychologically compromised individuals. Coombrained as they may be, the fact that this reoccurs as a regular fantasy over many decades, with potentially even the odd ancient example like Elagabalus, seems to show that some men are just susceptible to this sort of sexual fixation. Instead of being helped deal with it like other sufferers of OCD or autism, these dudes are sold the idea that they can magically transform into their object of fixation if they pay enough money. As we can see from this thread, it's mostly a miserable experience.

Even the focus on trans kids seems to be a least partially because trans kids have to be a thing for the dominant narrative to make sense. If trans identity isn't something so innate that it can never be changed, the argument that trans surgeries can be considered the first choice for life-saving care goes right out the window. All of the rhetoric is directed towards trying to enable rather than treat the delusion.

 

[everybody in Portugal]

Tits now gone
With a sewn up fanny
5 foot even
You will never be manly

(Hope its allright I join in your poem, I love rhymes and limericks)

Allow me to introduce you to the joys of the all-too-quiet transphobic poetry thread, fren.

 

[stupid frog]

Of course we should indulge the fantasies of literal schizophrenics. What could possibly go wrong?

We already are lmao

 

[Cuckoman]

I love the idea that you can troll FtM's by gifting them normal sized men's clothing

People need to start telling these girls : You Will Never Be a Man.
You might become a feminine manlet but you will never be a man.

Men will laugh at you and make jokes about you.
Women will never respect you and will call you an incel.

That is the life you chose when you decided to transition to manlen.

 

[Sissyagamben]

I'm waiting for the heterosexual men who wives and girlfriends become transmen, cause I know there are more of those guys out there.

True, I wonder what happens with the alimony situation if one poons out. Does the court treat it like a heterosexual marriage or a homo one??? If im a dude married to an insane woman I might just manipulate her into pooning before divorcing if it means less alimony

 

[AfghanBlue]

TIF whines that despite using T for over seven years, not even other queers or old friends want to hang out with her unless she presents “more feminine”

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“I didn‘t sign up for social isolation when I transitioned, I signed up for gender euphoria and comfort in myself and my life”

You mean to tell me that body destroying hormones are not the answer to being comfortable in your own body?

NO REFUNDS

I think she's probably misreading the fact that she is now fat and bald and prematurely aged looking. People liked her when she was young and pretty, now she's not.

The TIF I knew used to look elphin and punk, now she is a bald mottled T-swollen and ruddy very short "man". With a few health conditions from stress and hormones and untreated mental illness tacked on, that mean that she doesn't dress with flair any more, gone is any spring in the step.

This TIF is merely dropping in attractiveness and not realising it.

With most people it doesn't matter because there is enough other straight people to find you attractive as you age, if you're still single (and otherwise, married and settled down) combined with not needing/still desiring to hang around "queer spaces" like clubs after all that time because you have your own community of your own young family or wider friend and family group, which these people tend to leave-or again the wider society at large if you want to date, without having to seek out a hyper specific niche.

So yeah. Bad choice.

 

[Metabolic Melody]

Almost getting it, but post op is too late.
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You get one free upvote just for posting, so someone downvoted this one.

Some actual good advice in the comments.
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holy shit I'm fucking crying laughing at this

 

[monstrous bubo]

If im a dude married to an insane woman I might just manipulate her into pooning before divorcing if it means less alimony

Off-topic but it depends on the jurisdiction. Where I live there is no automatic right to maintenance; in fact it’s very rare. Courts are trying to finalise the dealings between ex-spouses, so usually it tries to limit it to a fair split of the property you built up together. Very very rarely maintenance might be ordered (usually a long marriage, some significant sacrifice of earning power and a disability might warrant it).

Having said that, what counts as a fair split can be influenced by need. As a result, you’re probably better off ensuring your ex (whatever the sex) is as healthy as possible until after the property order.

 

[Law]

Does the court treat it like a heterosexual marriage or a homo one???

These are treated the same legally. Same-sex marriages don't have a set of special laws.
"Teh ebil wahmen DIVORCE-RAPE men!" is largely as fictional as the trans-logic that gets mocked in this thread.

If im a dude married to an insane woman I might just manipulate her into pooning before divorcing if it means less alimony

If you hate your hypothetical spouse enough to try and manipulate her into becoming trans, you should just divorce and move on instead of staying and playing mind-games.
I wonder if the reason we're not seeing more transwidowers (men who lose their spouses to transgenderism) is because men will stay married to women they don't even like just so they can have a woman around. If your wife has changed her name to Liam Skylar Michael and started growing a beard, but she still does enough housework to give you an extra 20 minutes of free-time a week, why leave?

 

[Szfynks]

Schadenfreude is a wonderful feeling.
Sorry for the lack of images, but most of you dont know Slav to read the lamentations.

My personal nemesis tranny is e-begging for surgery. Ok, a normal tranny thing to do, innit?

Well, it was accompanied by a sob story how his life fell apart. Also normal, but how satisfying.

Im so fucking happy his gf had enough and left him, because he treated her like shit for years (normal for a tranny).
Im so fucking happy he cant stand looking in the mirror.
Im so fucking happy he cant get an extra job to pay for SRS.
Im so fucking happy he will spend all this money just to still feel like shit.
Im so fucking happy I describe his grooming history and methods under his e-beggings and people are appalled.

Fucker brainwashed my mates and destroyed my friendships years ago.
I have a flat, a husband, a job and a body I dont hate - everything he has ever wanted and will never get.

PS
That FFS aint gonna do shit, Alice, you're 6 ft tall and have brick-like curves.

 

[Tenebrous Calamity]

Today's L is for the education system. In the day and age where we know more and information is at our finger tips, we are getting dumber.

Whole subreddit of people doing diy hrt and wondering what's going wrong, posting blood tests like you can just look at them and get the whole picture. It's almost as if you shouldn't fuck with your body without proper medical advice. Keffals may be on the way out the door but his garbage impact lives on.

These aren't horror stories, just troons being retarded.

Bone weakness (see a doctor)


Uneven girly hips (definitely see a doctor)


Female vs Male muscles (TALK TO A FUCKING DOCTOR)



Like I dunno dude all I learnt was that there's ~muscles~ and they're affected by workload and hormones, not that they're specific to one sex, bar sex specific bits. Obviously T is gonna make them bigger in general hence why gym junkies use it. What do they mean "feminine muscles", I bet girlypop doesn't even know because she didn't even pay attention in Biology.

Regardless, TALK TO A FUCKING MEDICAL *PROFESSIONAL* not idiots on reddit. And not some internet transfem "science" simulator, none of who made it have a medical degree bar maybe doing some summer volunteer stuff in the university research lab (read: be a guinea pig), being "interested", and editing Wikipedia.
Comments in r/transdiy refer to (https://transfemscience.org/misc/injectable-e2-simulator/) for their dosage level a lot.
(https://transfemscience.org/about/) is the page where you find out NONE OF THEM ARE ACTUALLY MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS.
They're just losers giving "advice" to losers.

 

[monstrous bubo]

The kids are alright (full text in spoiler with added line breaks).

Spoiler: text

Kiddo just started parroting really transphobic stuff, and idk how to handle it​

TRIGGER WARNING
TW transphobia, transphobic talking points, transmisogyny, homophobia . . . . . . . . . .

Ok, so to start out, I’m a single parent of 4 kiddos. Their dad sees them a few hours a week, but they live with me and spend most of their time with me. I just recently came out as nonbinary to my friends, family, kids, etc. It all went really well, actually, and everyone (including my kids) were very supportive.

I was relieved and pleasantly surprised, but honestly, I wasn’t surprised by my kids being accepting, because we talk a lot in our family about discrimination and standing up for minorities, and about lgbtq+ issues in general. Their grandpa is gay, and they love him and his partner, and they know I date men, women, and nonbinary people, and they’ve met and got along with several of my trans and nonbinary friends. So I honestly just assumed everything was fine.

Then just the other day I was having a conversation with my 14yo (my oldest), and out of the blue he started talking about things like, “it just doesn’t make sense to let trans women in women’s sports” and “trans women attack people in bathrooms” and “I do support lgbtq people, but honestly, I think they take things way too far when they protest and it affects other people who just want to get to work or whatever.”

I was completely floored by this—like, I have no idea where it came from. For a while I was trying to be patient and reasonable and show him the data on why the arguments he was making were factual incorrect, but after a while I realized he wasn’t interested in the facts, he was just sure he was right regardless, and I finally just told him I wasn’t going to have this conversation right now.

Three days later, I’m still reeling and unsure of how to handle it. It’s possible he got this from his dad, although it’s probably not all that likely. I know most of his friends, and I can’t imagine this coming from them. I live in Alberta, which is fairly conservative, but even here those are sort of extreme positions.

I’m terrified of where this road is going to lead him, and I just don’t know the best way to handle the whole situation—on top of which, it’s obviously a very personal subject for me, so I’m really not looking forward to having an argument with my teenager as to why I and people like me deserve to exist. I’d love to hear from anyone who’s dealt with something like this, because I’m honestly at a loss.

Well done to the enby parent for correctly divining that any talk of competing rights is just code for TTD. Totally sensible, not at all hysterical.

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[Dr. Butt]

I wonder if the reason we're not seeing more transwidowers (men who lose their spouses to transgenderism) is because men will stay married to women they don't even like just so they can have a woman around. If your wife has changed her name to Liam Skylar Michael and started growing a beard, but she still does enough housework to give you an extra 20 minutes of free-time a week, why leave?

I think some of these straight pooners are so yaoi-poisoned that they really don't understand how common it is for a married man to have a secret girlfriend/hookups. So the pooner reads "man getting sex outside the home, janitorial work inside the home" as "he's attracted to me and this gay male relationship is totes working", and just as in your example, why would a passive/weak/lazy man bother to leave such an easy situation?
Even regular straight women get tricked like this - look at how many European immigrants to the UK or USA go on a months-long vacation back home every year and never bring the wife or tell her anything about the trip besides showing a few beach or church pictures. She'll be fat, half-bald, he won't touch her anymore, but she'll really believe she's in a perfect marriage.

Im so fucking happy his gf had enough and left him, because he treated her like shit for years (normal for a tranny).
Im so fucking happy he cant stand looking in the mirror.
Im so fucking happy he cant get an extra job to pay for SRS.
Im so fucking happy he will spend all this money just to still feel like shit.
Im so fucking happy I describe his grooming history and methods under his e-beggings and people are appalled.

Slavposters are the best. You people even shitpost in a Pushkin-esque rhythm

 

[Terfmaster9000]

The average man in the western world is shit in a fight, but the average woman is so conditioned to be nice to everyone that she'd never take the chance to gouge an eye or snap a little finger to give herself time to run away. Most women are still shit at running though, even the non-deathfats. The average woman on the street can be incredibly un-athletic regardless of age, and if you are not of the lazy persuasion it is both shocking and confusing.

Tbh anyone who doesn't train their cardio is shit at running. Men or woman. Majority of people do not work out. And even if you put an average dyel man and an average woman who lifts weights and does some cardio in a room together, the dyel man will easily overpower her. Even if she was fighting for her life and we put all conditioning aside. That's the fact of male and female bodies and strenght levels. To tell women they should work out (they should) so they can defend themselves from potential male attackers is to sell them a lie that puts them in danger.

Everyone should lift. Everyone should do some cardio. But if you are a woman and you are in danger your best course of action is to be loud and to run as fast as you can, and to draw attention of other people/involve them in the situation.

 

[Terfmaster9000]

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Don't a good amount of those mid-life crisis troons have a body type similar to this
This is an example of untreated Klinefelter syndrome from Wikipedia.
Propensity for this disorder in the male population is 1 in 500-1,000 births also according to wikipedia.
Hmmmmmmmm.

That nigga is obese. Obesity also reduces fertility. Like, by a lot.

 

[Flan Handler]

I live in Alberta, which is fairly conservative, but even here those are sort of extreme positions.

These are not even remotely extreme positions for Alberta. Ma’am, you might not hear them in your hugbox, but your kid is exposed to this forum’s attitudes everywhere but your basement, I promise.

 

[Geraldine]

TALK TO A FUCKING MEDICAL *PROFESSIONAL* not idiots on reddit.

Reddit syndrome. And not exclusive to troons.

 

[Blerg]

Then just the other day I was having a conversation with my 14yo (my oldest),

14 is about when a kid’s eyes start opening to reality so yeah, I could see this. He reads the news headlines, he has ears and based friends. At some point, one realizes which race commits the most violent crime, which gender commits the most rapes, what’s reality and what is just self-soothing lies. It’s kind of a requirement for survival, both to not become a victim and to not victimize.

It is about time the adult in the room realizes “being nice to people” doesn’t equal acceptance or agreement. Far too few people go around talking shit directly to the degeneracy in the world, but that’s what living in a polite society is about. Congratulations, sicko. You somehow raised a child capable of critical thinking! No wonder he’s so disappointed in his son.