Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter

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Patrick is, as usual, winning friends and influencing people with his thoughtful and considered political takes on Twitter.

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Jennifer needs to let all his fellow right-side-of-history activists on Twitter know how "decent, honest, dutiful" Genocide Joe is.
 
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Patrick is now in a position to lecture us on the compassion our president has for a tragedy four days after cheering on the massive mass murder of over 100 civilians because it hurts Russian oligarchs.
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Fuck this fat piece of shit. Go see your daughter.
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Baltimore's mayor is the real victim of this tragedy.
 
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StopSneeding said:
When Fatrick said he's "into things", I can't help but imagine it's humiliation as a sexual fetish. This is including, but not limited to, getting fucked in the ass by Niki the Les. Fat probably gets off on taking L's everyday and being mocked relentlessly.
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He’s openly flirted with trannies on Twitter and also admitted he gets a boner for women wearing cat costumes. Maybe he’ll remarry a furry someday.
 
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Patrick is, as usual, winning friends and influencing people with his thoughtful and considered political takes on Twitter.

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“resisting fascism” lol. He really does see himself as some kinda captain America, the secondhand embarrassment made me shrivel up a bit. Has anyone ever known a straight man who used the word sweetie in such a catty faggy manner? The only straight men I’ve known who use that word were talking to their daughters or their ladies as a term of endearment, never said in anger tho.

Fat. Embarrassing.
 
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rusty shackleford 1 said:
“resisting fascism” lol. He really does see himself as some kinda captain America, the secondhand embarrassment made me shrivel up a bit. Has anyone ever known a straight man who used the word sweetie in such a catty faggy manner? The only straight men I’ve known who use that word were talking to their daughters or their ladies as a term of endearment, never said in anger tho.

Fat. Embarrassing.
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He assumes the estrogenic moodswings are in fact testosterone induced bravado. For a we all know the estrogen is stored within the bitch tits,
 
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While the KYM editors continue to be better at journalism more than actual journalist when writing about Internet topics, KYM users continue to have a single shared brain cell worth of intelligence.
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3rdAccountFuckEmail.com said:
The knowyourmeme article says his origin is kiwifarms, Trying to steal another kill smh
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*dramatic depiction of Kiwifarms recovering fatrick from the ONA thieves*


Slav Power said:
While the KYM editors continue to be better at journalism more than actual journalist when writing about Internet topics, KYM users continue to have a single shared brain cell worth of intelligence.
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To be fair, I member back in like 2016-2017 when fat first came on my face radar I openly remarked in chat how on the surface he did little to distinguish himself from the seemingly infinite swarm of smug xitter anti-drumpf/maga/nazi retards desperately spamming hyperbolic horseshit to try and "go viral" and then parlay that into some two bit career ala Jeff Tiedrich, despite how amusing I found some of these early CHILDings

To truly enjoy pat one must scratch beneath the surface, and for some this is too big an ask in an age of far more accessible cows
 
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To truly enjoy pat one must scratch beneath the surface, and for some this is too big an ask in an age of far more accessible cows
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I dunno, I think the fact that this thread is nearly at 2900 pages with a very large number of regular posters, and Pat got 3rd place 2 years in a row for Lolcow of the Year, shows that there's a broad appeal. Yes, it's more lore-based than some other lolcows, but there's plenty of other big lolcows you can't truly appreciate without doing a deep dive. As for "normie" appeal, maybe when Porsalin releases his doc...
 
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