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it makes you wonder just what the fuck redditors think qualifies as conservative.
They're communists. Many of them don't know it explicitly, but they functionally almost all are. Anything that isn't #FullCommunism is conservative, or reactionary, or fAsCiSt.

It is genuinely not more complicated than that.
 
The fact that it's two idiots in Maine arguing online over whether truffles are good or not like the fate of the world depends on it is almost exclusively a Reddit thing.
Yes, instead, here we get irrationally angry about cheese like normal people.
Trump's bond was reduced and predditors are MAD
I'm not actually surprised by this. It's absolutely ridiculous to need to put up a bond of the entire amount when it's something insane like this. It's basically an invitation to corrupt judges just to set the damages award so high the defendant can't conceivably pay it to fuck them over and essentially block them appealing because they won't have the money to put up the bond, and once all their shit is seized, won't be able to afford counsel.

It makes a mockery of the right of appeal.

The amounts of the judgments in both the fraud case and the E. Jean Carroll case are also so exorbitant it almost automatically raises serious questions as to the methodology used to reach them that is worthy of appellate review.
 
Trump's bond was reduced and predditors are MAD
/r/Law was particularly salty. Much like /r/Science, the userbase is completely illiterate in the subject matter. They think that Trump "got away with it" because even NYC Democrat judges realised this would go to the 4/3 SCOTUS as an 8th Amendment violation.
I'm not actually surprised by this. It's absolutely ridiculous to need to put up a bond of the entire amount when it's something insane like this. It's basically an invitation to corrupt judges just to set the damages award so high the defendant can't conceivably pay it to fuck them over and essentially block them appealing because they won't have the money to put up the bond, and once all their shit is seized, won't be able to afford counsel.

It makes a mockery of the right of appeal.

The amounts of the judgments in both the fraud case and the E. Jean Carroll case are also so exorbitant it almost automatically raises serious questions as to the methodology used to reach them that is worthy of appellate review.
I'm sure if they seized every red cent they'd still deny legal aid as well because technically the bond is still his asset and therefore fuck you.
 
This one’s an oldie, but I can’t help but show it here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/s/qvNxE1dLOV (Archive)
A leftist on r/badhistory deboonks an old 50s anti-communist comic, downplaying communism’s atrocities as per usual.
R/badhistory is nothing but a hugbox where whiny leftist "history nerds" (not only communists) go cry with likeminded people whenever their rose- (or red-) tinted version of history gets legitimately questioned. R/DerScheisser and r/ShitWehraboosSay are in the same vein and even worse: the people on those subs moan all day about how you are worse than Hitler if you don't think nazis were comically incompetent saturday morning cartoon villains.
 
FUN FACT: Creator of communism not relevant until communism became relevant in 1917 with the October Revolution that led to the first “communist” government. Doesn’t really mean anything when you’re at 1800s levels of speed of communication.
You mean almost instant communication with the telegraph? The steamships bringing newspapers and books to farthest reaches of the world(Australia) in a hair over 2 months, that speed of communication?
The point was that Marx wasn't relevant even in socialist thought until 1917.
 
This one’s an oldie, but I can’t help but show it here.
https://www.reddit.com/r/badhistory/s/qvNxE1dLOV (Archive)
A leftist on r/badhistory deboonks an old 50s anti-communist comic, downplaying communism’s atrocities as per usual.
The funniest things about communist revolutions that these fuckwits would be the ideologues that get purged first.
And you can bet I'd try my hardest to be a good little boy and become a commissar and give them what they clamored for. And more....shit, in the end, possibly most of us would be buddies with the Jamals and Cletuses of the world laughing as the soycommies scream that they're on our side.
 
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R/DerScheisser and r/ShitWehraboosSay are in the same vein and even worse: the people on those subs moan all day about how you are worse than Hitler if you don't think nazis were comically incompetent saturday morning cartoon villains.
Back when I was a redditard, I used to browse those subs a lot. Maybe it's my rose tinted glasses, but the place used to be a lot more fun when real genuine wehraboos roamed the internet. Right around the time wojak spam became the popular thing to do it started shifting to grasping at imaginary Nazis. Also a bunch of commies invaded and made everything way less fun than it already was.
 
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https://old.reddit.com/r/childfree/comments/1bo6zn4/maryland_bridge_collapses_but_the_kids_are_the/ (Archive)
 
This is the same site that views it as a special kind of evil if you harm a single dog as you mow down 50+ people lol. Even one of the top comments is fretting about the possibility of a dog casualty

I always hate the *~hUg yOuR kIds TiGhTeR~* noise after tragedies happen. Okay, so squeeze the air out of them? A regular hug will keep less alive? Bleghghg

Kiwisisters... We're hitting autism levels that shouldn't be possible
 
You mean almost instant communication with the telegraph? The steamships bringing newspapers and books to farthest reaches of the world(Australia) in a hair over 2 months, that speed of communication?
The point was that Marx wasn't relevant even in socialist thought until 1917.
You don’t have proper context to understand history. Please return to your studies and stop reading cherry picked sensationalist internet blog posts about things you know nothing about.
 
You don’t have proper context to understand history. Please return to your studies and stop reading cherry picked sensationalist internet blog posts about things you know nothing about.
And youre a fucking retard who is either unwilling or inable of reading citations, Marx simply wasn't relevant, Prodhorn, Laplace, Lasalle, "that Jewish Nigger", and the Fabians, were more relevent until 1917.
 
And youre a fucking retard who is either unwilling or inable of reading citations, Marx simply wasn't relevant, Prodhorn, Laplace, Lasalle, "that Jewish Nigger", and the Fabians, were more relevent until 1917.
If I was going to put a start date to Marx's relevancy, I personally wouldn't pick the year Lenin took over a country by specifically ignoring everything he said.
 
Here's some redditor revenge stories​
Obvious revenge fantasy (seriously what is it with redditors and obsessing over revenge on bullies?). Gotta love how he claims to have gotten away with it because "there were no witnesses" but also claims he tried to drown the teachers who tried to save the bully.
Also if the teachers disliked him enough to turn a blind eye to him being bullied, then why didn't they try to get him in trouble for drowning the bully? surely they would leap at the opportunity to get rid of him. The story has more holes than swiss cheese.

Also there are quie a few stories of redditors literally poisoning shitty roommates/food thieves. Some even go as far as using antifreeze t spike their food
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Another Redditor brags about commiting attempted murder
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EDIT: Moar stories about revenge on food thieves and poisoning them here; https://imgur.com/a/DVUcZ2p
 
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If I was going to put a start date to Marx's relevancy, I personally wouldn't pick the year Lenin took over a country by specifically ignoring everything he said.
Yeah fair enough but the citation data, and the historical record don't lie, Marx was barely cited or even talked about until 1917. I don't get why this is controversial Marx was an idiot and a easily debunked fool who died a failure only to be rescued from the ash heap of history as an ideological weapon; Rosa Luxembourg agrees with me:
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The Atlantic Monthly released an article called Academic Socialism released two months after his death and made no mention of him, same with an article written by The North American Review, called, Communism in the United States but you say what about Britain the country where he lived most of his life and then died? The Contenporary Review published in London, wrote in April an article titled The Progress of Socialism and no mention of him either. Heres the paper I based all of this on.
 
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Here's some redditor revenge stories​
Obvious revenge fantasy (seriously what is it with redditors and obsessing over revenge on bullies?). Gotta love how he claims to have gotten away with it because "there were no witnesses" but also claims he tried to drown the teachers who tried to save the bully.
Most redditors think of themselves as victims oppressed by rest of the world , but at same time they are secretly superior than people oppressing them.
If you think about it large part of media popular on Reddit can be seen as revenge stories.
For example how many capeshit movies can be summarized as nice guy™️ is being oppressed by bad guy™️, but nice guy ™️one day get super powers allowing him to beat up bad guy™️ who is secretly super villain.
 
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