Kino Casino - Read Kiwifarms with abortionist A-a-andy Warski and lardy PPP. A lolcow drama show. 2/28/2019, never forget.

[Crispy Jakes]

(Also why doesn’t he get it fixed? Is it’s because it’s his only unique feature? It’s weird hearing a stutter in this day and age because they can usually fix them as long as there isn’t organic brain damage)

I can't find an archive of it but Warski did one of those whiteboard life-story videos that were popular several years ago. From memory he mentioned how he was rescued from a house fire as a baby which he vaguely claims "caused complications" and he briefly but heavily implies some special schooling.

Again this is all from memory and it was years since I watched it so I might be exaggerating the video unintentionally (or down-playing it). Warski being a stuttering retard is pretty consist with the brain trauma that would come from a brief oxygen death caused by suffocating in thick smoke as an infant though.

 

[Geekthulhu]

I can't find an archive of it but Warski did one of those whiteboard life-story videos that were popular several years ago. From memory he mentioned how he was rescued from a house fire as a baby which he vaguely claims "caused complications" and he briefly but heavily implies some special schooling.

Again this is all from memory and it was years since I watched it so I might be exaggerating the video unintentionally (or down-playing it). Warski being a stuttering retard is pretty consist with the brain trauma that would come from a brief oxygen death caused by suffocating in thick smoke as an infant though.

I think that he titled it Andy Warski: Through The Fire or some dumb shit like that. Where he made this narcissistic video about his life and his challenges. In the video he recalls a story of when their place caught on fire because his sister was lighting matches and he was in a crib and his dad queued the "Foo Fighters = There Goes My Hero" as he jumped through the flames to save him. Told him not to put that out. He showed it to me privately before he posted it and I told him it is cringe and self indulgent and that people were going to make fun of him for making it.

EDIT: I found the video.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/bbZtiqVlgDo/

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

his dad queued the "Foo Fighters = There Goes My Hero" as he jumped through the flames to save him.

What? Did he tell this story on a coke binge? My house caught fire when I was a kid (Cog cleaned the chimney, of course the creosote burned up.) and my dad certainly didn't queue up a soundtrack to clear the house.

 

[Geekthulhu]

What? Did he tell this story on a coke binge? My house caught fire when I was a kid (Cog cleaned the chimney, of course the creosote burned up.) and my dad certainly didn't queue up a soundtrack to clear the house.

He made the first video and he had a script for the second one. He was dming the shit out of me like he does, "YOOOOO YOOOO GEEK! I NEED YOU TO WATCH SOMETHING!!!". So I jumped in a video call and he screen shared that video. Told him what I said previous that it is narcissistic and self indulgent and that he should upload it because people are going to take the piss out of him because it is kind of cringe. He ignored me and uploaded and everyone did exactly what I said... Took the piss out of him and he was mentally breaking down over it. This was a period where he was trying to do this "I'm Mr. Positivity" schtick. He thought by prostrating himself before the audiences that he would gain some good will back and make his way back to the top again. Told him once again... That won't work. These people don't watch you because they genuinely care about you and your mental health. They find you more entertaining when you are spiraling. What is going to get you back is doing something big and getting a win that way. Doing something funny that doesn't make you look like a retard in the process.

Andy just didn't get why people actually watched him. He thinks that people watch him because they liked him and thought he was funny. People watched to laugh at him, not with him. He always held this fantasy in his head that he was just one video away from "BEING BACK BABY!!!!".

 

[Webby fuckin leave dude]

I saw they were saying Fuentes is drinking his own piss now and had a feeling they were just making shit up so instead of wasting my time watching their show I checked the Fuentes thread and all that actually happened is Fuentes was drinking some vitamin C drink and said "no this isn't urine, it's a vitamin C drink" and they turned that into he's drinking his own urine to cure his health problems. I don't understand why they keep doing Fuentes segments if there's nothing there and they have to make the shit up. Fuentes is fucking boring, so find a new cow already.

Figures as much, they reach and reach for every little piece of content and at this point there is almost nothing left to even genuinely cover

 

[Crispy Jakes]

I'm thinking of a different video, I'm 99% certain it was one of those whiteboard "draw my life" videos.
Good to know there's still surviving evidence of him saying his infant brain was marinaded in carbon monoxide. Solves the puzzle of why he's retarded.

 

[MilkSports_2018]

He made the first video and he had a script for the second one. He was dming the shit out of me like he does, "YOOOOO YOOOO GEEK! I NEED YOU TO WATCH SOMETHING!!!". So I jumped in a video call and he screen shared that video. Told him what I said previous that it is narcissistic and self indulgent and that he should upload it because people are going to take the piss out of him because it is kind of cringe. He ignored me and uploaded and everyone did exactly what I said... Took the piss out of him and he was mentally breaking down over it. This was a period where he was trying to do this "I'm Mr. Positivity" schtick. He thought by prostrating himself before the audiences that he would gain some good will back and make his way back to the top again. Told him once again... That won't work. These people don't watch you because they genuinely care about you and your mental health. They find you more entertaining when you are spiraling. What is going to get you back is doing something big and getting a win that way. Doing something funny that doesn't make you look like a retard in the process.

Andy just didn't get why people actually watched him. He thinks that people watch him because they liked him and thought he was funny. People watched to laugh at him, not with him. He always held this fantasy in his head that he was just one video away from "BEING BACK BABY!!!!".

None cares, stop polluting my eyes with your vomit, none should be reading your pathetic groveling fool essays you retard, go back to calling black kindergartens the nword it was the most entertaining thing you ever did.

You don't even deserve being a xenophoro tier personality, revert to to being a downgraded Pisscord server personality that none has to deal with.

If you are going to keep on a-loging andy for giving you a chance at relevance half a decade ago you should at least do it under an alt.
Its so fucking embarrassing, imagine if the GAYTOR GAMER was still around in this forum posting huge essays attention seeking on the gunt threads, not even gaytor has scooped to your miserable state, andy does not even acknowledge your existence, meanwhile the gunt still acknowledges and somewhat respects the janny of all jannies.

I had the misfortune of hearing you on the guntstream a few weeks ago, saying that you don't really care about andy yet i see you here every single day posting shit i will never ever read.

I know being a failed 50 year old guy with none to talk to can be boring but please stop downgrading my kiwifarms reading experience .

 

[SargonF00t]

None cares, stop polluting my eyes with your vomit, none should be reading your pathetic groveling fool essays you retard, go back to calling black kindergartens the nword it was the most entertaining thing you ever did.

You don't even deserve being a xenophoro tier personality, revert to to being a downgraded Pisscord server personality that none has to deal with.

If you are going to keep on a-loging andy for giving you a chance at relevance half a decade ago you should at least do it under an alt.
Its so fucking embarrassing, imagine if the GAYTOR GAMER was still around in this forum posting huge essays attention seeking on the gunt threads, not even gaytor has scooped to your miserable state, andy does not even acknowledge your existence, meanwhile the gunt still acknowledges and somewhat respects the janny of all jannies.

I had the misfortune of hearing you on the guntstream a few weeks ago, saying that you don't really care about andy yet i see you here every single day posting shit i will never ever read.

I know being a failed 50 year old guy with none to talk to can be boring but please stop downgrading my kiwifarms reading experience

Jesus Christ, a Warski ball licker. SAD.

 

[Elmo]

Jesus Christ, a Warski ball licker. SAD.

Licking the tardgrease in 2024? Couldn't be me!

 

[Anti Snigger]

Is andy’s IQ room temperature in Fahrenheit or centigrade?

 

[Anasûrimbor Kellhus]

-Pressing a completely irrelevant soundboard clip and giggling nonstop like a toddler

BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHILD POOOOOOOORN

 

[Sneed S. McSneedensen]

but please stop downgrading my kiwifarms reading experience

This tbh. Wasn't @Geekthulhu on stream with the Gunt last week?

 

[Zeke]

I have tried a few times over the past week or two to watch these streams. I really like the theme of the show, as well as the set backgrounds, and the PPP guy seems alright. However, Andy Warski makes the stream unwatchable and might be one of the most annoying broadcasters I've ever seen.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I have tried a few times over the past week or two to watch these streams. I really like the theme of the show, as well as the set backgrounds, and the PPP guy seems alright. However, Andy Warski makes the stream unwatchable and might be one of the most annoying broadcasters I've ever seen.

Oh come in

You don’t enjoy him pausing every 3 seconds to

• Make a video game reference
• Say “Buddy…SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH”
• Spend several minutes on an autistic obsessed tangent about how his Twitter posts are doing
• Say “B-b-by the way, for those of you who don’t know…I had a boxing match back a few years ago where I fought…Salt Papi…*clap clap clap*
• Make a shitty joke, then proceed to laugh at his own shitty joke and then meekly say “It was a good joke”/“I thought it was funny…”
• Do his new “chhh chhh chhh chhh” laugh where it sounds like you’re squeezing the last bits of soap out of a dish soap bottle after Tardski’s firmware updated to his new personality type
• To say “SAD! PATHETIC!” out loud because he relies on the fucking soundboard as a crutch but he’s too lazy/incompetent to add it to his soundboard so he just says the line out loud
• Spam “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHIIILD PORN” again (it’ll be funnier the 20th time, he swears)
• Repeat a funny joke he heard Asstonne say just slightly worded different because he can’t come up with good humor on his own
• give more Twitter updates about his Twitter posts on Twitter (“g-g-g-guys, my. Latest. Tweet.”)
• say “buddy.”
• say “WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ASHTON”
• Say “m-m-m-m-May I use the restroom?”
• Do the slow clap and say “n-negative clap, by the way…”

I don’t know what about any of that appeals to any of the casino paypiggies, truly

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Oh come in

You don’t enjoy him pausing every 3 seconds to

• Make a video game reference
• Say “Buddy…SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH”
• Spend several minutes on an autistic obsessed tangent about how his Twitter posts are doing
• Say “B-b-by the way, for those of you who don’t know…I had a boxing match back a few years ago where I fought…Salt Papi…*clap clap clap*
• Make a shitty joke, then proceed to laugh at his own shitty joke and then meekly say “It was a good joke”/“I thought it was funny…”
• Do his new “chhh chhh chhh chhh” laugh where it sounds like you’re squeezing the last bits of soap out of a dish soap bottle after Tardski’s firmware updated to his new personality type
• To say “SAD! PATHETIC!” out loud because he relies on the fucking soundboard as a crutch but he’s too lazy/incompetent to add it to his soundboard so he just says the line out loud
• Spam “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHIIILD PORN” again (it’ll be funnier the 20th time, he swears)
• Repeat a funny joke he heard Asstonne say just slightly worded different because he can’t come up with good humor on his own
• give more Twitter updates about his Twitter posts on Twitter (“g-g-g-guys, my. Latest. Tweet.”)
• say “buddy.”
• say “WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH ASHTON”
• Say “m-m-m-m-May I use the restroom?”
• Do the slow clap and say “n-negative clap, by the way…”

I don’t know what about any of that appeals to any of the casino paypiggies, truly

After fighting a valiant holding action for four hours to watch a COGdresser attempt the Great Bri'ish Handjob I will only watch the clip channel on YouTube. Those two should take hints from what the clippers cut out as a guide to tighten up their segment breaks. I don't mind calling out donos, subs and superchats but for fuck's sake learn to pace it.

 

[Chazzed Up]

After fighting a valiant holding action for four hours to watch a COGdresser attempt the Great Bri'ish Handjob I will only watch the clip channel on YouTube. Those two should take hints from what the clippers cut out as a guide to tighten up their segment breaks. I don't mind calling out donos, subs and superchats but for fuck's sake learn to pace it.

I started watching the clip channel recently and haven't found myself longing to go find the full streams. The highlights are all you really need if you're wanting to catch up on drama or listen to some banter. And I can't really take that much of Warski at a time anyway. His lack of any kind of insightful or funny commentary is draining.

 

[Weird Ages]

I have tried a few times over the past week or two to watch these streams. I really like the theme of the show, as well as the set backgrounds, and the PPP guy seems alright. However, Andy Warski makes the stream unwatchable and might be one of the most annoying broadcasters I've ever seen.

He either can't accept or doesn't understand (he's retarded, you see) that he's PPP's second fiddle. He feels the need to constantly interject and "contribute" to the show even when he has nothing valuable to add to the conversation because in his head that's what a cohost is supposed to do.

This tbh. Wasn't @Geekthulhu on stream with the Gunt last week?

Geek didn't take his breakup with Andy well and he's acting like a scorned ex.
Yeah, he got snaked but it's hard to feel sympathy for a 50 year old man who chose to be Tardsky's capo of his own free will. At that point you really only have yourself to blame.

 

[Ethan Ralph Is 5'1"]

Geek didn't take his breakup with Andy well and he's acting like a scorned ex.
Yeah, he got snaked but it's hard to feel sympathy for a 50 year old man who chose to be Tardsky's capo of his own free will. At that point you really only have yourself to blame.

I have no problem with Geek being on here and sharing whatever "insider" info he has on this or that, and he can shitpost to his heart content.
But there's also some major rewriting of history going on, trying to make it seem like he was this amazing co-host in charge of a brilliant show and that Andy was the only problem.
Those live streams they did together were absolute garbage nontent. It was so trash, and everyone at the time couldn't stand Geek, at least in alog circles.

 

[Mundane Ralph]

It was so trash, and everyone at the time couldn't stand Geek, at least in alog circles.

Yeah most people hated Geek for being boring and annoying and hitting on 16 year old trannies and being into ageplay.

 

[Chongqing]

Spam “BUT WHAT ABOUT THE CHIIILD PORN” again (it’ll be funnier the 20th time, he swears)

I really think you guys would come around to this if it wasn't for the other things on this list.

Sometimes when I hear it, I think about weddings when the person says, "speak now, or forever hold your piece (peace?)." I imagine someone standing up, drunk, sounding audibly drunk on the first syllable, yelling this before being escorted out.