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Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs
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TheRaptorJesus
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I think most of the eceleb anger at only fans is because a sub 70 IQ thot dressed as a anime girl who farts into jars and sells the pictures has a greater market value in terms of views and dollars than any of these pseudo intellectuals.
Imagine being a narcissist, imagine spending all day thinking up what you believe is insightful and brilliant things to say, you finally say it and post it to social media, because you know you're brilliant and worthy of all the attention, praise and money in the world for all of your brilliant insight. Only you end up losing in terms of attention and relevance to an 18 year cosplayer who films herself shitting into a Hello Kitty teacup. Now you know why Tim is so angry about it because he has been shown to be worth less online than a pinched off shit in a cutesy teacup.
I'm not defending onlyfans. The site is a degenerate fucking scam. But so is culture war grifting. And I think Tim is miffed that their grifting thottery is more successful than his grifting thottery.
sillybillyguy
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Because his current grift is built on dumb right wing conservatives.
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Tim might be a virgin after all, maybe that Allison girl just sent him a picture of her in a bikini or showing a bit of cleavage, so he could finally claim he's engaged in sexual activity.
Saucy pictures that show nothing were only PG-13 content on even Deviant Art. I don't think any reasonable person would tell their doctor they were sexually active because they took a picture of themselves in a swimsuit. Sexual activity is some kind of penetration or at least touching. He's defended people he liked before when they made pinup calendars, but apparently by his own conception the RedheadedLibertarian is now a hooker who engaged in sextual activities with her audience.
He can still claim this is deeply immoral, but like all things with Tim, it's severity is correlated to how much you stroke that ego.
Saucy pictures that show nothing were only PG-13 content on even Deviant Art. I don't think any reasonable person would tell their doctor they were sexually active because they took a picture of themselves in a swimsuit. Sexual activity is some kind of penetration or at least touching. He's defended people he liked before when they made pinup calendars, but apparently by his own conception the RedheadedLibertarian is now a hooker who engaged in sextual activities with her audience.
He can still claim this is deeply immoral, but like all things with Tim, it's severity is correlated to how much you stroke that ego.
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My guess would be that this is his latest “muh culture war” kick. He gets these obsessions every now and then and will cling to a subject like an autist to a model train set. He did this with his “Dylan Mulvaney is no true tranny” routine, trying to convince his audience that the Ben Shapiro and Tom MacDonald song was totally actually really cool and that flash mobbing the iTunes charts was organic and made the song bigger than Taylor Swift, he also did this with Bud Light where he would track them daily in multiple news segments and during IRL until he eventually lost interest and flip flopped to align with Joe Rogan.
Give it a few weeks and he won’t care anymore.
Tim will find some way to weasel word out of such accusations. Something like “the intent of the calendar wasn’t to arouse” or that “the company behind the calendar doesn’t promote porn, so this is different because I said so.”
Tim still has and likely will forever have a Bernie Bro mindset and a tenet of Bernie Bros is “rules for thee, not for me.”
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I still stand by my theory that Tim is sterile, or has erectile dysfunction, due to his prior statements about having "personal issues" preventing him having children.
Tim had Tom Fitton, from Judicial Watch, as the guest.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.
*The panel discusses the issue of underage people on social media, after Florida passed a bill to penalise sites that permit children under 14 years of age to make accounts: 49:56-1:00:53
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-Tim gets to talk about his favourite topic, himself. This time in relation to his post about his recent posts on "X" regarding Drea DeMatteo starting an OnlyFans, & saying how feminism leading women to digital prostitution was "an arc I didn't expect". Drea replied, & then Tim was off to the races, with the slew of posts shown by @TheRaptorJesus:
-Tim only sources his news from serious outlets, such as "X" accounts like "izdatyofaceee" for his latest news on Sean "P. Diddy" Combs' plane's location. Also, Tim did not bother to check the claims made that Cape Verde has no extradition treaty with the United States (it does not, but has negotiated to extradite criminals to the U.S., despite that), or if Antigua even has one (it does):
-Tim, also, fell for that "Nic Kelo Deo means I don't care about God" tripe that was floating around the internet:
Tim must has missed the part where Google Translate substituted Latin for Northern Sotho, a language from South Africa, to get this result:
-Tim argues for all adult material to be blurred on "X", unless you verify your identity via "send[ing] in your ID for verification":
-Tom has made an enemy for life in Tim by saying "gamblers" should be thrown in jail for their vices. Phil channels his shake-weight exercise routine, at the end:
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Have you considered the possibility that he's like a mixed race version of a mule? Correct me if I'm wrong but if you take a donkey and a horse and hybridize them, the mule is created and is sterile.
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Plot twist: He's actually aggressively FtM and had everything removed.
I kind of think that his issue is that he stagnated at the teenager mentality, and therefore can't have children as it would go against his nature. He views adulthood and its trappings as something yet out of reach to him. He has money, but he spends it on making skateparks and buying ninja swords. He has the money to basically live the life that every low social standing teen craved, and will probably do this until he's old. I've known the less wealthy version of this and they lived with their parents into their 40s with no plans of having kids, because it would be too much inescapable responsibility, even when they have partners. One of them did get married and the wife decided that they were having one kid, but though he loves his daughter, he was still torn that he lost the ability to truly stagnate with the rest of the friend group.
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You know I was thinking about this exact post when looking at Tim's coverage of the bridge collapse. Tim's MO is always to jump to the most scary and extreme conclusion possible, EXCEPT when jumping to said conclusion could cause him to lose any of those sweet sweet youtube bucks. Ironically, those are far more often the times where said conclusion is most likely true.
This also re-enforces why I get so fucking annoyed with him whenever he calls people losers and cowards when given the excuse that they're "just following orders". Tim has proven time and time again that he would gleefully defect to the bad side if it meant him being able to save his own ass. Oh you have a wife and kids to feed? Fuck you, leave your job for your morals. Me though? Nah I have a multi-million dollar manchild lifestyle to maintain! I could never leave YouTube over something as silly as my morals!
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I thought this was hyperbole and then I watched his video. The premise itself is fairly retarded as presented, but Tim knows sure as fuck well that "hooking" and being a "hooker" is the same thing as being a prostitute, aka fucking men in exchange for money. His weaselly semantic game is nauseating and pathetic. I don't know how any reasonable person could possibly hear him making this argument and not tell him he's acting like a retarded faggot. But then I remember his compound is probably filled with Raymond G Stanley Jrs.
If anyone isn't familiar (maybe this has been discussed before, but I didn't see it when I searched this thread), RGS Jr is a prolific paypig of Tim's. But that's not all. He also works for Tim. Yes, that's right, one of Tim's paypiggies literally works for Tim and then gives Tim's money right back by sending shitty super chats that his boss won't even bother to read. So when you begin to wonder why nobody stands up to Tim, why he is so headstrong when he has truly insane and delusional takes, why he acts like such a egomaniac, it's because his compound is run with the exact types as the retarded sad sap that is Raymond G Stanley Jr.
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Watching the show tonight as soon as they showed the guest all i could think was "thats a big bitch"
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When you lose your virginity to a railing, you lose it forever.
TrainWreckWatcher
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God he is such a boot licking fucking retard.
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Well, everything is bigger in Texas, including Texas:
I could not quote your post, @ThisHill2DieOn, but Tim could have avoided all this by using stripper & not hooker. The former means exposing yourself for money, while the latter means having sex with someone for money.
Tim had Texas Lindsay, working on Not The Bee, the non-satirical branch of The Babylon Bee, as the guest.
Hannah & Phil were the co-hosts.
*Lindsay & Tim go back-&-forth over whether the Baltimore Harbour incident was accidental, or intentional. It contains all of Tim's favoured oratory flourishes; making assumptions to prove his case, asserting he is correct, citing Occam's Razor, straw-manning all opposition, etc.: 14:33-27:48
Clip Collection:
-Tim knows in a time a crisis, you should leap to "malintent" & not accident being the most likely cause:
-Lindsay failed to realise this is the "Tim is always right Show", & he shall strawman your argument until you agree. In this case, after she laid out the unique circumstances that may have led to the cargo ship hitting the support pylon of the Francis Scott Key Bridge, in Baltimore Harbour, Tim just decides to mock this, saying maybe someone "slipped on a banana peel" & caused this:
-Tim actually did research on something, for once, even if it was just to ding Jon Leibowitz over his critiques of Donald Trump:
*Update*
Need I remind you that Tim does not cover internet drama. It is simply not the case. Now, excuse me, as I now have to read the article written for SCNR, several tweets, & a video made all about the Crowder divorce situation, because Tim does not cover such trifling matters, only discussing serious news:
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TrainWreckWatcher
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I want to see Tim defend Crowder so badly like he'll defend Ben Shapiro and Israel.
He's going to lose the last holdouts besides the true Tim believers.
He's going to lose the last holdouts besides the true Tim believers.
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