Tim Pool - 'journalist' who claims to be a sensible centrist & sucks Sargon of Akkad's wiener; Afraid of the Milkshake ANTIFAs

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Anyone else getting tired of Tim's life stories every video? I was at the poker table and someone said this or the constant talk about how he skateboards all day. I swear every other day (video) is a poker story.
Hoo boy where have you been pal? We've been complaining about this for years lol
 

Tim had Nick Freitas, a member of the Virginia House of Delegates
Hannah & Ian were the co-hosts.

Not a particularly clippable episode.

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-This was Ian's birthday, which he prefers not to celebrate, unless he does something worthwhile, not sleep in due to a caffeine crash. Tim says Ian was hopped up on yerba mate & was awake until 5:00 AM. Also, Tim threatens people with corporal punishment if they keep stealing his hidden supply of that tea:


-I am glad that Tim requires pre-show preparation on the topics they discuss, to the point he was furious that Jeremy from The Quartering was late for one. Because Tim spent a good 20 minutes discussing how a plethora of dead people were attempting to register to vote, implying potential fraud, only to turn around & say it may be the states trying to purge the voter roles of deceased individuals. Only to then loop back to his initial theory, after looking more into it. Just imagine if Tim did not review the stories he was discussing, it could get so confusing:


-Tim says that Alison, his girlfriend, "slaved over" a store-bought cake, making a hexagonal lattice frosting decoration for Ian's birthday. Ian says he shall not be eating it, but will admire it, instead:
 

Tim had Daniel Baldwin, the election correspondent for One America News, as the guest. Though he could be a Macaulay Culkin impersonator:
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Chris Karr & Ian were co-hosting.

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-Tim manages to tie the fact that foreign films are being distributed on a streaming service, which he cannot use as noise fodder, to the United States fracturing & "people can't communicate with each other" because English is no longer a common language. Tim claims that the flicks are not labelled as such, which I somewhat doubt, but as I do not have Shudder, I cannot say for certain:


-Ian talks about how leftists capitalise the "B" in black is for the same reason you capitalise the "G" in God, it is a form of deification. Tim initially pooh poohs this idea, but Chris steps in to agree it is a way of worshipping & elevating blacks above whites. Tim, then, comes around to this idea, & asks how Chris, as executive editor of SCNR, handles this when quoting leftists. Chris says they do use a capital "B" when quoting, but not outside that. & as Tim made sure to keep his influence upon SCNR to a minimum, proposes that they add an asterisk, denoting that using the capitalised "Black" is ideologically motivated:


-Tim talks about how he had a friend of many years "making up stories about me" over political differences, which I presume means he is talking about Rocco Castoro, but he does not specify it. Though since legal action is not mentioned, it could just as easily be Adam Crigler. But it goes to show something about Tim that I cannot narrow down the people he is feuding with. Ian says in such a case, you should do a call-out video to get in the last word. Tim bemoans how someone could do something so "evil" to him:
 
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Story about a gaurdsman smuggling kid: Tim goes into a 10 min soliloquy about his life. His stories about his life in every single video are getting worse and worse. Just go sell shirts bro or go pan handle! Tim likes to ignore that the guy was probably a pedo and wasn't doing it purely for money. He was probably doing it for a certain small hat tribe.

I DINDU NUFFIN!

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Story about a gaurdsman smuggling kid: Tim goes into a 10 min soliloquy about his life. His stories about his life in every single video are getting worse and worse. Just go sell shirts bro or go pan handle! Tim likes to ignore that the guy was probably a pedo and wasn't doing it purely for money. He was probably doing it for a certain small hat tribe.

I DINDU NUFFIN!

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It's always the same stories over and over.
-Life on the "mean streets of the south side of Chicago" Dude grew up by Midway in Garfield Ridge, a cop/firefighter neighborhood. I grew up in a similar neighborhood in southwest Chicago, and it is by no means a hardscrabble upbringing.
-"Golden handcuffs" when he was at Fusion and how stifled his creativity was.
-Life on the edge as a foreign correspondent at Vice: all his coworkers hated his ass and made fun of him. His biggest "story" was an exploit in Sweden where he hung out with Nazi types and when one of their cars wouldn't start he thought it was rigged with a bomb.
-Long speeches about chickens, skating, guns, or some other recent thing he just read that he thinks makes him smarter than everyone in the room
 
It's always the same stories over and over.
-Life on the "mean streets of the south side of Chicago" Dude grew up by Midway in Garfield Ridge, a cop/firefighter neighborhood. I grew up in a similar neighborhood in southwest Chicago, and it is by no means a hardscrabble upbringing.
-"Golden handcuffs" when he was at Fusion and how stifled his creativity was.
-Life on the edge as a foreign correspondent at Vice: all his coworkers hated his ass and made fun of him. His biggest "story" was an exploit in Sweden where he hung out with Nazi types and when one of their cars wouldn't start he thought it was rigged with a bomb.
-Long speeches about chickens, skating, guns, or some other recent thing he just read that he thinks makes him smarter than everyone in the room
GRAINS OF SAND FORMING A HEAP

THE SNOWFLAKE DOESN'T BLAME ITSELF FOR THE AVALANCHE
 
Tim actually had a good take today.

The IRL episode tonight wasn't too bad either, Tim actually wasn't too insufferable, didn't shill for Israel, and let everyone else talk quite a bit. Until someone brought up the fucking chickens.
 
With no posts between them, I am editing the episode summaries for 4 April & 5 April into a single post. Also, it shows some major contrasts in quality.

The 4 April episode was remarkably balanced, called out Israeli action against the World Central Kitchen convoy, & how it is costing them international goodwill. Each participant had a chance to speak fully on the topics, & they were not relegated to audience members for a TIM talk about how his experience in Chicago compares to a geo-political happening.

The 5 April episode was a long stream of apologetics by all the panelists, except Ian, to justify Israel doing much of what it has done since 7 October & how unreasonable the Palestinians are for not accepting they lost their homeland. Ian tried to present counter-arguments, but was either ignored, or straw-manned, by the other participants.




Tim had Daniel Turner, a fossil fuels advocate, as the guest.
Hannah & Libby were the co-hosts.

As noted by @anustart76, this was one of the better episodes in recent memory. & not because of Ian saying something barmy, or Tim making a fool of himself, etc., but just being a more balanced series of exchanges between all the panelists.

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-YouTube may be attempting to save us from future beanie berating, by glitching out:


- Tim makes no excuses for the strike upon the World Central Kitchen convoy, as Tim has done in the past for other airstrikes that claim civilian lives in the post-7 October period:


-Daniel, Libby, & Tim also recognise that Israel is fighting in a way that will not win the PR war, because its end goal is one that will not win hearts & minds of onlookers, & not say what they are going to do. This approach is best explained in former Israeli Prime Minister Golda Meir's quote: "If we have to have a choice between being dead and pitied, and being alive with a bad image, we’d rather be alive and have the bad image". This turn to a more moderate stance on Israel, directly calling out the more callous actions, is a marked change from previous episodes:


-While today was a less stereotypical Timcast IRL, it did include the tried & true Tim cutting off a conversation, mid-sentence, to rush to super-chats:




Tim had Sean Fitzgerald, of The Actual Justice Warrior YouTube channel, & John Nolte, a contributor for Breitbart, as the guest.
Ian & Libby were co-hosts.

The panel ends up taking a distinctly pro-Israel turn, after setting aside the strike upon the World Central Kitchen convoy; with John, Libby, Sean, & Tim, all agreeing on the irrationality of Palestinians not accepting peace. Ian ends up coming out as the more balanced voice, saying that decades of blockades, settlement encroachments, & destabilisation efforts by Israel may have left fertile ground for the events of 7 October, as blowback on Israel: 4:32-58:57

Tim always talks about how he still gets ads, despite the efforts to cancel him. & how can he complain with ads on Timcast, like this?
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-Tim discusses the coming debate between Candace Owens & Ben Shapiro on Israel & the definition of anti-semitism:


-It is somewhat funny hearing John make similar arguments that Tim was, up until very recently. Also, Ian comes in with one of his verbal jabs, saying that the reason Israel may target aid convoys is to prevent food coming to the people they are trying to exterminate. Ian, also, notes that what happened to 7 October does not justify Israel flattening Gaza:


-I make these clips, as I watch, so sometimes I inadvertently predict things. But I was dead right about John using the same arguments as Tim, including a version of "What if the walls around Gaza were taken down, what happens?" but this time using disarmament:


-Ian is risking much by noticing these sorts of things, such as how Israel helped to promote Hamas, & other Islamist groups to balance out the secular Palestinian Liberation Organisation. John & Tim just ignore this point, & move to saying how irrational the Palestinians are for wanting their lost land back:


-Ian tries to bring up the right of return as a solution for giving Palestinians access to their old homes, only to be cut-off mid-sentence by Tim who argues that Gazans should do what the Indians did after losing their land in North America, build casinos:


-Ian argues that if someone stole his grandmother's home, he would still be angry about it. Sean asks if he would kill over it, to which Ian responds that if he were in Gaza-like conditions, then maybe.

Libby then makes what I can only describe as the most braindead take I could imagine. She argues that people should be "mad at Egypt" for not taking in Palestinian refugees, despite having a border with them. It is almost as if the Palestinians are not native to that land, or something.

Sean, not to be undone, one-ups this take by arguing that it is a conspiracy by Arab states to refuse Palestinians access to their nations to keep them stateless as a weapon against Israel. Then, he argues Israel ethnically cleansing Gaza of the Arab population is on the table, because historically that has happened. Ian tries to bring up the Geneva Convention to rebut this, to no avail:


-Tim says the argument for right of return are so muddied, that it is almost impossible to adjudicate. Ian retorts that the argument by Palestinians that they have a right to land in Israel is the same as that used by Jews to claim Israel, in the first place, in a land they had not inhabited for over 2000 years. Tim just cuts him off, declaring that he is "America First" & does not want anything to do with the dispute, with John blaming everyone in the region but Israel for the plight of the Palestinians:


-Ian the Anti-Lincolnite comes forth, where he argues that the 16th U.S. President seized unprecedented power to force the United States to remain a Union, against the wishes of some of its people, via tyrannical powers with "forced integration":


-A super-chatter spammed that Israel created Hamas, with Sean mentioning that Steven Bonnell has gone over this, claiming Israel was diverting funds that were being misappropriated by the PLO into new hands, not to boost Hamas. John mentions this as being similar to the United States backing Iran, then switching to Iraq after the 1979 Revolution to keep the now-enemy state off-balance:
 
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Tim Pool getting called out, and out researched by VTuber has been the highlight of Tim Pool this year for me.
Its no surprise that Tim isn't paying attention or caring, but its just funny to see a twitch streamer do it. I may have to try and watch her more. Generally can't stomach the weird noses she makes, but this has my respect.

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Link to video post:

https://twitter.com/KirscheVerstahl/status/1776028951191667019
 
Kirsche is pretty based. Probably the best Vtuber ever.
Pippa > Kirsche




Really though it's not hard to outsmart Tim, you just need to look into stories instead of making up dumb shit and talking about how you worked at an airport down by the river.
 
Pippa > Kirsche


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Really though it's not hard to outsmart Tim, you just need to look into stories instead of making up dumb shit and talking about how you worked at an airport down by the river.
Pippa does have woman moments from time to time, like with the pop tart gun. Kirsche doesn't do that nearly as much.
 
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