Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

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Duration of Rehab Saga Mk. IV

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Due to Stake.us gamba limit cucking us out of a night of content, I stayed up all night writing lyrics for an entire album of Bossman-themed AI songs. I need to wait for the suno credits on all of my alts to reset so I can continue a few of these tracks, and add some fade outs and little shit like that. Here's the tracklist as it stands.
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If you want to hear any of this shit before I "finish" the "album", it's up on soundcloud in a very rough state. I'm going to take a little crack coma now. Check back in later for the release.
 
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Rukario said:
Bossmanjack should adopt that song for his streams. Despite AI its still a better song than the atrocious generic hip hop playlist he has on.
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Honestly, its kinda on point for Austin. It's basically the most generic wigger soundtrack for a high schooler back in the day and Austin's stuck in stuck in the mindset of a rebellious teenager.
 
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Rukario said:
Bossmanjack should adopt that song for his streams. Despite AI its still a better song than the atrocious generic hip hop playlist he has on.
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If he had any regard for production value or the quality of his streams, he would. But he doesn't care. He's perfectly happy coughing into his distorted webcam mic. So happy in fact, that he uploads the scuffed clips to his Youtube channel. This is not a show, rats, this is pure, unadulterated gamba and if you don't like it you can drop five subs for an unban. God bless him!

Juhlonduss said:
Due to Stake.us gamba limit cucking us out of a night of content, I stayed up all night writing lyrics for an entire album of Bossman-themed AI songs. I need to wait for the suno credits on all of my alts to reset so I can continue a few of these tracks, and add some fade outs and little shit like that. Here's the tracklist as it stands.
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If you want to hear any of this shit before I "finish" the "album", it's up on soundcloud in a very rough state. I'm going to take a little crack coma now. Check back in later for the release.
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I agree with the people who rated autistic. But this is the good kind of autism, and I'm looking forward to the album dropping. The first single was a certified banger. Shine on, you autistic diamond!
 
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Long clip, but Austin just played CS2, got in a fight with a teammate and got mad at the teammate (while they were laughing his asses off). He kills the teammate, starts arguing with them, and ends up getting timed out for trying to kill another teammate. 7 day competitive cooldown is IN, CS2 BANS SQUIRTING.

Oh, and he fixed his mic. So the volume is all over the place again. Just a warning.


 
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Kees H said:
Long clip, but Austin just played CS2, got in a fight with a teammate and got mad at the teammate (while they were laughing his asses off). He kills the teammate, starts arguing with them, and ends up getting timed out for trying to kill another teammate. 7 day competitive cooldown is IN, CS2 BANS SQUIRTING.

Oh, and he fixed his mic. So the volume is all over the place again. Just a warning.

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Isn't it cumbersome to leave your room when your door is just laying against the door frame like that? I guess he has to physically lift up the door and move it aside if he wants to leave the room, right?

Makes me wonder if his parents are trying to get some of the noise blocked.
 
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Kees H said:
Long clip, but Austin just played CS2, got in a fight with a teammate and got mad at the teammate (while they were laughing his asses off). He kills the teammate, starts arguing with them, and ends up getting timed out for trying to kill another teammate. 7 day competitive cooldown is IN, CS2 BANS SQUIRTING.

Oh, and he fixed his mic. So the volume is all over the place again. Just a warning.
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Does he think he's somehow owning them by teamkilling for 2 rounds and getting a 7 day ban? It's like he deems himself the "winner" at the end :story:
 
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In another life, Austin is just a shitty CoD player that swats his enemies.
Actually, I don't understand why fucking someone's mom is "roasting", especially when he says he spent $x to do it.

And do they nerf team damage in CS2 or something or is Bossman really that terrible that he can unload that many shotgun rounds and not kill a dude
 
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Blagher said:
In another life, Austin is just a shitty CoD player that swats his enemies.
Actually, I don't understand why fucking someone's mom is "roasting", especially when he says he spent $x to do it.

And do they nerf team damage in CS2 or something or is Bossman really that terrible that he can unload that many shotgun rounds and not kill a dude
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You do less team damage, but it's till not that hard to TK with the M1014, just wonky shots.
 
Blagher said:
In another life, Austin is just a shitty CoD player that swats his enemies.
Actually, I don't understand why fucking someone's mom is "roasting", especially when he says he spent $x to do it.

And do they nerf team damage in CS2 or something or is Bossman really that terrible that he can unload that many shotgun rounds and not kill a dude
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Bossman is stuck in the early 2000s. In another life he's playing World of Warcraft classic servers telling people he fucked their mom after getting killed in pvp.
 
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Maldron the Assassin said:
Bossman is stuck in the early 2000s. In another life he's playing World of Warcraft classic servers telling people he fucked their mom after getting killed in pvp.
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He played wow classic last year for 2 minutes.
The conclusion was "Yeah I can't get back into wow, anyway the juicer just hit"
 
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