Furry Fandom and Drama General

sovereigncitizen said:
Can the court just shut them down since they are zoophilic in nature and beastiality is illegal?
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As gross as it is I don't think they could really do much for dildos shaped like dog dicks. We'd be tackling into territory beyond the scale of a lawsuit and right into some weird, complex corporate rights shit. I'm sure if an entire state house wanted they could ban the import and manufacturing of obscene sex toys. But that might obviously rattle people because something something consumer rights. Something something big state.

It would probably get thrown out.

Edit: Imagine getting a door knock by local fuzz at 4:00am interrogating you about hiding horse cocks on the property. :story:
 
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You really got to feel for Bad Dragon they were already losing money to the 2nd hand market now they're getting ripped off 1711583806674.png
 
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AnthonyLoggerhead said:
I thought frivolous furfag lawsuits went out of vogue when caden/bluefolf dropped his ValidLs lolsuit and stole all the gofundme donations, but I was clearly wrong.
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Even if they're dildos cast from actual animal penises, which I think they probably are other than the fantasy animal penises, there's probably enough there to be copyrightable, so I wouldn't call it frivolous if they just ripped them entirely.
 
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They say that hard cases make for bad dragon law.

But having seen the pictures provided, I can't see BD coming on top... I mean, coming out on top. This isn't direct copying, they'll have to demonstrate what is copyright-protected expression vs. what is a functional element of the underlying concept, and show that that is what was copied.
 
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The main problem with furfaggotry is that they never seem to consider what others outside of their bubble might think about them.
Like, how can you look at a judge dead on the face who's been working for 25+ years in multiple other fucked up cases and explain about how the other furfag DESERVES to be sued because the balls, dick, or even urethra of their pony-dog-alien dildo is similar to theirs.
There are things that have to be 'dumbed down' to a general (normie) audience, I don't know how this trial will go without someone not pissing themselves laughing.
 
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Sintharia said:
Attempting to enforce copyright on anything remotely similar to said live cast is insanity beyond measure.
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Are they remotely similar or a straight up rip? They certainly don't own the general concept of animal cock. You can copyright 3D models or sculptures directly taken from reality that are spatially identical to something that exists in reality, so you can probably copyright a dildo.
 
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imagine being some kind of junior corporate lawyer, you’re fresh out of law school with your JD, ready to serve corporate interests and serve justice to those damn copyright infringers, and your first case is helping some company that makes dragon dildos sue another company who also makes dragon dildos because they stole dragon dildo designs.
lol, lmao
 
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You really got to feel for Bad Dragon they were already losing money to the 2nd hand market now they're getting ripped offView attachment 5854957
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Tbh if I were to guess why they are suing since its obviously bullshit. Bad Dragon and a lot of these furry companies do this limited production run thing to drive up artificial scarcity. So you can only buy ANYTHING on their site during certain times and they max out their queue in an hour. This results in weird shit like that second hand market with furry dildo scalpers and knock off competitors. I'm guessing they have determined this challenges their scheme somehow.

TLDR: Furry dildo sales function like GPU sales during the crypto boom with scalpers
 
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Ted Kaczynski said:
imagine being some kind of junior corporate lawyer, you’re fresh out of law school with your JD, ready to serve corporate interests and serve justice to those damn copyright infringers, and your first case is helping some company that makes dragon dildos sue another company who also makes dragon dildos because they stole dragon dildo designs.
lol, lmao
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8 years in law school for this.

Your honor I’d like to demonstrate the small bumps on this dildo. The prestigious quality, the unique copyrighted design. I’d like a volunteer to demonstrate that there is in fact no cock like horse cock.
 
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I hate to say it, but this thread is reminding me of the very short time I spent playing Second Life.

I was just wandering around at random, found this cool looking building someone had designed like a corporate headquarters. Seemed really neat, but it was in one of the mostly public areas of the game and was locked down like Fort Knox. Locked doors and weird elevators and all kinds of stuff, but nobody was around. So I took it as a challenge and horseed around trying to clip through stuff until I figured out how to get inside.

I'm not talking about what was in there, but it probably needs to be cited as evidence in this lawsuit I'm guessing. These people are freaks.
 
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