Maddox / George Ouzounian / George Schnoz - OG Internet blogger, Author of the NYT bestseller Alphabet of Manliness, Cohost of the Biggest Problem in the Universe, Filer of the Lolsuit. MADDOX BLAST!

[AnOminous]

Does this moron realize he will never be anything but vermin to the people whose social justice cocks he's sucking?

 

[whatever I feel like]

Was Maddox ever a shitlord? Because I don't remember him being one even if he was politically incorrect. His Clinton articles were always about how cheating on your wife is bad, his Bush articles were about how retarded Bush's policies were and his women should serve men and always beat your children articles were obvious, though funny, jokes. You can argue the vegetarian stuff I guess but even then normal liberals found evangelical vegans annoying back in the day.

edit: But then again I haven't listened to any of his podcasts and have no intention on changing that anytime soon so ehh...

 

[AnOminous]

Was Maddox ever a shitlord? Because I don't remember him being one even if he was politically incorrect.

But that's being a literally-worse-than-Hitler shitlord.

 

[littlebird]

He had a sister who committed suicide? Where's the source on this?

He brought it up during one of the episodes of the Biggest Problem in the Universe but I can't recall what episode or what else was discussed in it. He briefly mentioned what happened and then kinda moved on to other material.

 

[millais]

 

[The Great Citracett]

Eagerly awaiting the tumblr-approved revised edition:
"The Alphabet of Toxic Masculinity"

 

[Marisa Kirisame]

A is for Ableism.

 

[AnOminous]

B is for Bigotry.

 

[Petronella]

C is for (Maddox is a huge fucking) Cuck

 

[Jaded Optimist]

A- able ism
B- bisexual
c- cuck
d- dodging criticism
e- enby
f- fat acceptance
g- girl dick
h- homophobia (not cool)
i- intersex


Anyone want to continue...?

 

[*Asterisk*]

Here's mine.

* * * * *

A is for "Anthony Burch"
B is for "Bob Chipman"
C is for "Charles Clymer"
D is for "Devin Faraci"
E is for "Empathetic Masculinity"
F is for "Francesca Ramsey"
G is for "Gloria Steinem"
H is for "Hillary Clinton"
I is for "Intersectionality"
J is for "Johnathan McIntosh"
K is for "Kukk"
L is for "Laci Green"
M is for "Mangina"
N is for "No H8"
O is for "Opression"
P is for "Patriarchy"
Q is for "Queer"
R is for "Rightthink"
S is for "Sexuality Theory"
T is for "Tribadism"
U is for "Unlearning"
V is for "Vagina"
W is for "Wrongthink"
X is for "X-Ploitation"
Y is for "Yes Means Yes"
Z is for "Zoë Quinn"

* * * * *

- A. Sterrix

 

[Fapcop]

Here's mine.

* * * * *

A is for "Anthony Burch"
B is for "Bob Chipman"
C is for "Charles Clymer"
D is for "Devin Faraci"
E is for "Empathetic Masculinity"
F is for "Francesca Ramsey"
G is for "Gloria Steinem"
H is for "Hillary Clinton"
I is for "Intersectionality"
J is for "Johnathan McIntosh"
K is for "Kukk"
L is for "Laci Green"
M is for "Mangina"
N is for "No H8"
O is for "Opression"
P is for "Patriarchy"
Q is for "Queer"
R is for "Rightthink"
S is for "Sexuality Theory"
T is for "Tribadism"
U is for "Unlearning"
V is for "Vagina"
W is for "Wrongthink"
X is for "X-Ploitation"
Y is for "Yes Means Yes"
Z is for "Zoë Quinn"

* * * * *

- A. Sterrix

Just a tiny error that I spotted:

K isn't for Kukk...

"K is for Ku Klux Klan member. Which is who you are, if you disagree with anything in this book."

 

[millais]

Hasn't been posted yet, so here are some old photos of Maddox's cringeworthy attempts at "cosplay". The first photo is from a few years ago when Maddox was at Comic Con for UCB's Tournament of the Nerds comedy programme. He is genuinely very proud of this homemade costume. In episode 23 or 24 of the old podcast, he said it took him several hours to devise this costume and he went on at length talking about his whole creative process for coming up with the design and manufacture of it.

Spoiler: Guess what he is trying to cosplay as!

The Predator

The next few photos are from Maddox's trip to Anime Con several years ago.

This costume also allegedly took several hours of preparation, though you probably wouldn't guess that from seeing it.

Spoiler: Guess the character he is trying to cosplay as!

Tekkaman

Maddox vacillates between claiming these are shitty zero-effort costumes intended to troll legit cosplayers and being inordinately proud of the hours of work he invested into making the supposedly zero-effort costumes, but I suspect his real feelings lie closer to the latter.

 

[theblazecode]

Maddox vs. Alternative News websites

 

[Fulda's Gap]

He's not wrong, though.

InfoWars is a hilarious pile of shit and only idiots go there.

 

[John Titor]

Hasn't been posted yet, so here are some old photos of Maddox's cringeworthy attempts at "cosplay". The first photo is from a few years ago when Maddox was at Comic Con for UCB's Tournament of the Nerds comedy programme. He is genuinely very proud of this homemade costume. In episode 23 or 24 of the old podcast, he said it took him several hours to devise this costume and he went on at length talking about his whole creative process for coming up with the design and manufacture of it.

Spoiler: Guess what he is trying to cosplay as!

The Predator

The next few photos are from Maddox's trip to Anime Con several years ago.

This costume also allegedly took several hours of preparation, though you probably wouldn't guess that from seeing it.

Spoiler: Guess the character he is trying to cosplay as!

Tekkaman

Maddox vacillates between claiming these are shitty zero-effort costumes intended to troll legit cosplayers and being inordinately proud of the hours of work he invested into making the supposedly zero-effort costumes, but I suspect his real feelings lie closer to the latter.

Eh, Occam's Razor: It's an obvious joke. Not even an original joke.

 

[Richard Stabone]

Does this moron realize he will never be anything but vermin to the people whose social justice cocks he's sucking?

I think the only one he cares about is the girl he's dating. Seems he changed his beliefs on everything right around the time she came into the picture. If she was a Trump-loving, right-wing basher of SJWs, Maddox would be one too.

 

[millais]

Maddox vs. Alternative News websites

 

[millais]

Some updates on the Maddox-Dick Masterson cuckening drama. Last week, Asterios Kokkinos, former collaborator and friend of Maddox, came out with his side of the story on Dick's podcast. Apparently the final straw for Asterios was Maddox (or Maddox's gf) leaking Asterios's private conversations with Maddox's gf in an attempt to drive a wedge between Dick and Asterios, which Asterios found extremely insulting because he had been very clear from the beginning that he didn't want to take sides in the whole cuckening drama and as a neutral party, he wanted to preserve his personal friendships and working relationships with Dick and Maddox.

Also, in an attempt to steal some money and fame from a more successful satirist, Maddox's new business partner and media collaborator, Jesse Smith of "Podawful", was caught creating a Patreon account impersonating the guy mocking Maddox. The fraudulent Patreon was reported and shut down several hours later.

Madcucks is, of course, the guy making all those parody videos mocking Maddox, and he is now writing a parody of the Alphabet of Manliness, under the working title of "The Alphabet of Socially Conscious Like-Minded, Gender Neutral, Forward Thinking, Optimists". In addition to several live appearances on Maddox's rival podcast, he already has the first two chapters out and some cover art, along with a website

 

[Zhoban]

Some updates on the Maddox-Dick Masterson cuckening drama. Last week, Asterios Kokkinos, former collaborator and friend of Maddox, came out with his side of the story on Dick's podcast. Apparently the final straw for Asterios was Maddox (or Maddox's gf) leaking Asterios's private conversations with Maddox's gf in an attempt to drive a wedge between Dick and Asterios, which Asterios found extremely insulting because he had been very clear from the beginning that he didn't want to take sides in the whole cuckening drama and as a neutral party, he wanted to preserve his personal friendships and working relationships with Dick and Maddox.

Also, in an attempt to steal some money and fame from a more successful satirist, Maddox's new business partner and media collaborator, Jesse Smith of "Podawful", was caught creating a Patreon account impersonating the guy mocking Maddox. The fraudulent Patreon was reported and shut down several hours later.

Madcucks is, of course, the guy making all those parody videos mocking Maddox, and he is now writing a parody of the Alphabet of Manliness, under the working title of "The Alphabet of Socially Conscious Like-Minded, Gender Neutral, Forward Thinking, Optimists". In addition to several live appearances on Maddox's rival podcast, he already has the first two chapters out and some cover art, along with a website

I am ashamed of how Maddox has treated Dick and I hope he eventually owns up to his hypocrisy the same way he has owned up to being behind The Alphabet of Manliness, as misguided as his new leaf is. However, this Madcucks is the most try-hard, autistic attempt at satire I've ever seen.