Shane Edward Nokes / @NorrathReaver / Daddy Cum Cannon - Internet Tough Guy and “Retired Cybersecurity Expert” who worked with the US Secret Service and FBI – In reality, a perpetually unemployed leech on disability benefits who threatens people on the internet all day. Raped with a butterknife.

[niaff]

@niaff seems to be his newest sock account, it's a new account only used to "dumb" rate posts calling him and his pet gunt fat, plus virtue signal amd misunderstand sarcasm in an A&N thread about Russia.

Imagine being this retarded. I mean, you don't have to imagine, but still.

 

[DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK]

Imagine being this retarded. I mean, you don't have to imagine, but still.

Imagine being fat lol
ETA welcome back, KF Cruiser!

 

[Plum Smuggler]

It's been over a year. Shane is still fat, poor, and I would not have sex with him.
EDIT: I'd be willing to reconsider if he unlocked his Twitter, @KF Cruiser

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

One year of the fatman entering into our lives, but for him is still a lifetime of him being a failure.

 

[KF Cruiser]

Imagine being this retarded. I mean, you don't have to imagine, but still.

Shhhhh, child.

Da bit. Do da bit.

 

[downloads]

Is that a mask? I thought he had a fanny pack tied to his head.

I don't think the fact that it's a fucking star trek mask has been noted enough. Can you fucking imagine this sloppy mess showing up to your wedding in his Walmart crewneck, nipples protruding, shoes untied, and pants hanging under his gunt, with a goddamn star trek uniform mask on?

 

[Piggle Rick]

Imagine being fat lol
ETA welcome back, KF Cruiser!

I’m with you, it’s obviously either Shame or Frontbutt.
They sure do have a rage soft-on for certain specific posters in the thread though.
It’s probably decipherable if I could be bothered.
Just post Shame, @KF Cruiser - we’d love to chat! You can do it as @niaff if you think that helps.

 

[Incel Death Note]

Shhhhh, child.

Da bit. Do da bit.

You done cowering under your bed from fear of a gentle 50 year old woman?

 

[KF Cruiser]

You done cowering under your bed from fear of a gentle 50 year old woman?

Kiwifarmers don't get to have opinions, child.

 

[Piggle Rick]

You done cowering under your bed from fear of a gentle 50 year old woman?

You think this fat fuck can fit under a bed?

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Shhhhh, child.

Da bit. Do da bit.

Hey Shane, are you finally going to talk about wanting to see teenage girl nudes? Or are you gonna still be acting like a coward?

You think this fat fuck can fit under a bed?

Probably the bed is going to fall next to him when he does it, I can't even think he can get up if he's in the floor due to his massive gunt.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Shhhhh, child.

Da bit. Do da bit.

You finally post after a year and this is the best you can do? Pathetic, but you wouldn't be you otherwise.

 

[sanguiduct]

child

Lmfao

 

[HahaYes]

Shhhhh, child.

Da bit. Do da bit.

God awful debut. 0/10 stalker child, enjoy prison.

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

Why you put your asshole as your pfp, faggot nokes ?

 

[Not a bee]

Shhhhh, child.

Da bit. Do da bit.

DADDY CUM CANON HAS SPOKEN!

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

I don't think the fact that it's a fucking star trek mask has been noted enough.

Yeah Shane didn't even have the decency to wear a solid color mask or an actual N95 to his sister's wedding.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

God awful debut. 0/10 stalker child, enjoy prison.

Shane is the Shockmaster of Lolcows

With his stupid mask on we can just call him the Spockmaster.

 

[Nicholas II of Russia]

Even when finally talking for the first time in the Farms is anticlimatic.

God Shane, have you ever been succesful at something?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

God Shane, have you ever been succesful at something?

He was successful at being a raging autistic asshole.