Why did Blobby's Murder Knife get banned?

[SneedSeer]

I saw on Onion Farms that they were banned. I'm generally out of the loop, but between them and BBL it feels like members are being axed left and right.

 

[Party Hat Wurmple]

Are you sad you lost your top? She will be missed (I don’t know if they banned her completely or not I’ve been trying to ask the pay to win thread but to think BBL is everyone else’s prioritiy)

*Sad butt hole noises*

 

[Dude Snakes]

Yeah I just got chewed out for making a joke about how Protestants aren't real Christians because only Catholics are. I don't know if it's him that does that or one of the people that work on the website but that seems pretty thin skinned for this type of forum.

Jeez Louise.

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Catholicism is a paganized version of Christianity, it's not real Christianity.

 

[Lichen Bark]

what are you retards doing to piss him off, holy shit

Lurker: Joined 2013 - 4898 posts (445 posts per year)
Eatler: Joined January 2024 - 4359 posts (on track for 17436 posts per year) mate....
Anne Hathaway Fan: Joined March 17 2024 - 276 posts (on track for 10074 posts per year)

How many posts per year did Bargain Bin Laden have (including the 5 socks)? Blobby? There might be a hint in here somewhere, are people payed to post on the farms? That's a lot of posts.

 

[eatler]

Eatler: Joined January 2024 - 4359 posts (on track for 17436 posts per year) mate....

I would hope that actually using the site wouldn’t get you banned. I did actually try to ask O 2 wtf and his response was

 

[Lichen Bark]

actually using the site

Depends how loosely you define "use" at what point does post volume drown out other voices?

I have seen it multiple times over the years, someone joins, they make an extraordinary number of posts in certain threads, and they end up gone. In 67 days you've made 4363 posts (65 posts per day vs lurkers 1.2 posts per day). At a high post volume you're going to draw eyes, and your posts will be more scrutinized. My personal theory: Think of a forum like a garden, plants that grow too fast or upset the garden balance get pruned.

I haven't dug through your posts history, and I'm not trying to be a "post judge," but high post volume seems to be correlated to higher chance of bans.

 

[HyperboreanRightsActivist]

Catholicism is a paganized version of Christianity, it's not real Christianity.

I agree.

Orthodoxy is the way.

 

[*Grunts Softly*]

null is stressed about returning to the united states

 

[Crocodylus Acutus]

"Oh boy! Here I go banning again."*

*The above meme is satire, and is not meant to serve as propaganda against the Kiwifarms. The creator of this post cannot stress enough his allegiance to the Kiwi State, and his undying hatred of the dissident elements that lurk within our glorious forum. Death to the traitor and shitposter! Long live the Kiwifarms!

 

[Halfnium Bomb]

Birds fly, grass growns, and brother, jannies make retarded bans. It's just in his nature.

 

[eatler]

I haven't dug through your posts history, and I'm not trying to be a "post judge," but high post volume seems to be correlated to higher chance of bans.

Well I will say I think the difference between most users and I is that I bounce a lot from board to board. I was originally only hanging out in fishtank but I branched out to a lot of off topic boards like Q&A, mass debate, the gaming thread a couple of other cows pages. So it does add up and add to the fact that the job I work is really slow and loose with time.

I know this is just your theory but I did kind of want to answer it because Ive been hit with this a lot lately. I don’t understand how null wants us to participate in things like off topic or other boards besides cow boards if were are getting banned for “posting a lot”. Sorry if in that case I’m not a 30 year old who has a desk job who signs on for A&N and cows only. If he want to ban people for that, that’s actually bull shit. I understand BBLs ban he fucked up, I tried to ask 0 2 about blobby but if it’s just the fact that she “posted too much” then I need to know if me just using the site is going to boot me off. My guarantee is once this accounts booted I’m done I don’t like playing 50 accounts shuffle.

 

[LatinasAreTheFuture]

Socking is ban-able offense . And if your posts are off topic or pointless they will get moved or deleted.

 

[Poppavalyim Andropoff]

for having an avatar of nulls car

 

[Mango Cobra]

Catholicism is a paganized version of Christianity, it's not real Christianity.

I love how fucking retarded you protestants are,
"The gates of hell won't ever prevail againts the church... Except that it totally did for over a thousand years till martin luther came around"
You follow the teachings of a man who made a promise to The Lord that he'd live his life in prayer and instead broke that oath because he wanted to get his dick wet.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

Catholicism is a paganized version of Christianity, it's not real Christianity.

If you see a vaguely looking Irish man parking a car next to your house do me a favor and get in and turn the key.

OH NO NULL I MADE ANOTHER IRISH CATHOLIC JOKE YOU BETTER DELETE IT AND CALL ME A RETARD AGAIN

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

denominational infighting is what the kikes atheists pagans and sandniggers want

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

A buncha gay shit about gardening

Dude if I'm going to get banned for having a sleep disorder and no social media so I draw my focus onto one or two forums where I can make jokes, then I guess I'll just sit back and relax and wait for my ban.

My name is ANNE HATHAWAY FAN. I post things like "God already invented two foolproof kinds of birth control... The mouth and the balloon knot" and "look how buff AJ styles is. I'm 40 and he's 7 years older than me. I'm glad to see WWE relaxed its testing policy on fucking gorilla steroids"

I'm pretty sure that I go so over the top that people know I'm obviously kidding in my posts.

 

[Anne Hathaway Fan]

denominational infighting is what the kikes atheists pagans and sandniggers want

You know what you're right. Come here my Protestant brothers and give your Catholic brother a hug.

(Is concealing a knife to stab you in the back when you hug him so he can shank you and scream extra ecclesiam nulla salus)

 

[Misericordia]

She's "Home Depot Bucket" on OF sperging about Josh being fat or something. My theory is that she was banned for being fucking stupid.

 

[Moths]

Protestants aren't real Christians because only Catholics are

I can't see where you are incorrect in this statement

 

[draggs]

Catholics worship idols and the bishop of Rome instead of Jesus. Fite me you incense-huffing catlickers