Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Gorgar]

What the hell even is the point of what it looks like when where it’s going is where the sun doesn’t shine?

 

[HOMO FOR LIFE RETURNS]

This is like surprise party you didn't even know that was happening but was invited.

 

[Unnecessary Surgery Land]

People keep using the dogwhistle 'furries'
but it's ok

you can say 'gay men'
gay men are responsible for this shit.

 

[FunPosting101]

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Who's ready for a good ole degenerate lolsuit slapfight?
(ty to the fren who brought this to my attention BTW, good find)

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Court Docs: https://www.courtlistener.com/docke...rprises-incorporated-v-sinsaint-incorporated/

Spoiler: A better explanation

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Bad Dragon vs. SinSaint, and some light-making of the situation has already begun:

Spoiler: Gross

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TLDR; "N-no! You-you can't just rip off MY animal dildos because... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!"

lol
lmao
This should be a really funny civil case to follow.

 

[mindlessobserver]

This is the kind of novel Intellectual Property disputes that the American Legal system is uniquely suited to addressing. The Clerks of the court and the magistrates are I am sure absolutely thrilled at how they are going to put their expensive education to use

 

[Fishmalk Observer]

I'm hoping we get to watch a bunch of lawyers show off the design spec of massive dildoes on large paper canvas and compare length width and feel to 12 shmucks.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Who's ready for a good ole degenerate lolsuit slapfight?
(ty to the fren who brought this to my attention BTW, good find)

i seriously don’t know what’s funnier

convincing a jury of people that your animal cocks are TRUE and HONEST

or

two companies who’s niche is degeneracy are gonna be arguing in a US court room over animal dick designs

 

[Po's Cootah]

Just imagine how awkward it's going to be in court... "You see, your honor, their Big Fat Anthro Wolf Cock is way too similar to our Juicy Veiny Knot Meat Pole!"

 

[LeChampion1992]

I'm going to say this I would love to be a fly on the wall watching the testimony and court case of this event. Just because I would like to see lawyers over over dildos.

 

[Deez Nuts]

People keep using the dogwhistle 'furries'
but it's ok

you can say 'gay men'
gay men are responsible for this shit.

Not a single one of these were made for vaginas. All made to go up dude’s asses. A brief and unfortunate visit to reddit tells me women do film themselves with them, but they were designed for men.

Anyways this case is stupid. How do you have exclusive patent rights to dick shapes. Apparently there are many such sites. Way more then I would have thought. Is bad dragon going to sue them too? Why this one in particular I wonder.

 

[softporecorn]

H

A big question I have is... If your dildos are zoophilic and beastiality in nature.. how do you explain this in a court of law...? How does the court of law even take you seriously... ? Can the court just shut them down since they are zoophilic in nature and beastiality is illegal? Please some one explain. These are the real questions

This reminds me of the congressional hearings in the US after that guy dumped the huge intel cache on discord. We all watched with baited breath for "FBI director would you please explain the meaning of OwO to this committee? Is UwU, in fact, a white supremacist dog whistle online?"

Bad Dragon must be making up for lost comedy.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

Just imagine how awkward it's going to be in court... "You see, your honor, their Big Fat Anthro Wolf Cock is way too similar to our Juicy Veiny Knot Meat Pole!"

“People of the courtroom, as you can see, our knot copyrighted design has a signature 6 inch penis from the finest of german shepards. Those disgusting people at the rival company uses a golden labrador penis that’s 6.5 inches which is clearly stealing out patented dog dick design”

to be a fly on the wall when that courtroom plays out, oh my god

 

[Cane Skretteburg]

If you are interested in working for (almost) a living wage and getting a 30% employee discount on your neon silicone animal penis dildos, Bad Dragon is hiring in their quality control department. Ever since I saw this job posting, I’ve always told myself “At least you aren’t quality control at the dildo factory!” after a rough day at work. It helps.

 

[#1 Hot Sauce of Kiwi Farm]

They look nothing like each other and I do not think you can own a copywrite on dog penis shaped sex toys. I can't wait for the trial it better be recorded.

 

[Osama Bin Laden]

the most ideal scenario is both of these companies lose and the judge decides to say “this shit is so gay, i’m going to make it illegal”

rate me optimistic but it’s funny to imagine

 

[Seedling]

It’s like the world waited for him to be absent and miss all of this

Null is the last key holding the door of apocalypse, the second he relaxes hell breaks loose

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

God this would have been an awesome episode of Boston legal.

>tfw no billy shat discussing the specific deets of fantasy animal cock

 

[Deez Nuts]

I just want to know why a dildo company has merch and who the fuck buys dildo company merch to wear.

Spoiler: Original design dildo shirts do not steal

 

[Billy Bong of Guang Dong]

People keep using the dogwhistle 'furries'
but it's ok

you can say 'gay men'
gay men are responsible for this shit.

This may be a powerlevel, but I used to know a woman who owned bad dragon dildos, and a quick scroll through 4chan' /gif/ board will show several webms of women using them as well. Definitely a zoophilic furry thing, and not just a gay thing.

 

[Soda Can]

Doesn't Bad Dragon have an actual history of stealing designs and molds from smaller sex toy.. designers? Like I'm pretty sure I've seen smaller businesses call them out for it.

This was the first thing I thought of when I saw the post in Happenings. BD has a long, proud history of straight up stealing designs from tumblr, making small changes and going to print.