Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[ChromaQuack]

His reasons are starting to remind me of the typical do-nothing would be artists who will sit there weeks, months and even years moping about how "the muse" or "inspiration" isn't striking them, reality being that's something you train not something you idly sit by waiting for like it is a mythological creature.

I suppose in a way we are seeing that faggotry in writing degree at work.

 

[Anticipointment]

What is it about Mondays, Wednesdays & sometimes Fridays?

 

[Dr Naomi Hunter]

Shawshank Redemption narrator: "Nick would not cover that lawsuit."

Seriously though, he completely missed out on the P. Diddy case; he seems allergic to covering anything other than his moldy bread and rancid butter of "Trump & Guns."

Especially after he told those fans to sod off too.

Not even DarkSydePhil misses streams like this and Phil has to actually play video games. All Nick has to do it sit and talk, and he still can't cut it.

Those kids are lucky that their father doesn't have to be a man and work to provide for them.

DSP and Wings both stream more than Rekeita. Imagine being in third place to those two.

 

[HairyBadger]

Nick is finished as a streamer.

 

[Nate Higgers]

Those kids are lucky that their father doesn't have to be a man and work to provide for them.

I know this has been said before but goddamn imagine being Rekeitas kids after the last few days.

“Hey dude I saw your gay ass dad in his boxers licking some dude’s face on the internet”

There’s gotta be a black hole forming inside that house from the gravitational force that all the potential cringe could produce. It isn’t even abnormal or anything beyond the pale to have a gay dad nowadays, but it is if your dad is being drunk, gay, and half naked on livestream and people proceed to make YouTube videos about it.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I just got done watching this and I wanted to punch his face through my screen the whole time. He's so fucking insufferable and yet..when I think about it, he has always been this way. He has always had the same way of talking and mannerisms going as far back as the ronversations. It's just way more pronounced now.

It's like he has flanderized himself.

 

[feral cat #6385]

What is it about Mondays, Wednesdays & sometimes Fridays? View attachment 5855319

Might as well just say days ending in y.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick should cover this lawsuit. It will be right in his wheelhouse.

Nick should cover THIS lawsuit, literally the only one where he's an expert in the subject matter.

https://kiwifarms.st/threads/furry-fandom-and-drama-general.1102/post-18048654

(A lawsuit by Bad Dragon alleging another animal dildo company stole their animal dildo designs.)

He has always had the same way of talking and mannerisms going as far back as the ronversations. It's just way more pronounced now.

I didn't really listen to the ronversations as more than background noise because the whole have extravagantly lengthy "conversations" with someone who isn't there and you're yelling at them on a platform they aren't even on is. . .WEIRD! And FUNNAY! Plus other than just being a disgusting piece of shit and a weird cuck, Ron is just not that interesting, even after absolutely courtraping Vic.

I'm angry the system rewarded disgusting behavior like that, thanks to an incompetent judge and a kick-the-can appeals panel, but whatever. He's just not worth listening to hours of bullshit about.

It's like he has flanderized himself.

He's a ghost of his former self. Also he's a faggot. And he's fat. He seriously needs to quit eating that single Dorito angrily at his audience. That is the cause of his extreme corpulence. Dude looks like fucking Harkonnen.

And of course I was :late: on the Bad Dragon lawsuit, the only current lolsuit Nick is competent to talk about.

 

[Lokenstien]

Nick would be perfect for covering the Bad Dragon lawsuit because it's highly likely that he has a shelf like this somewhere in his home.

Spoiler: Man Made Horrors

 

[Humble Architect]

I know this has been said before but goddamn imagine being Rekeitas kids after the last few days.

“Hey dude I saw your gay ass dad in his boxers licking some dude’s face on the internet”

There’s gotta be a black hole forming inside that house from the gravitational force that all the potential cringe could produce. It isn’t even abnormal or anything beyond the pale to have a gay dad nowadays, but it is if your dad is being drunk, gay, and half naked on livestream and people proceed to make YouTube videos about it.

The best those kids could do is keep their heads down at school and not make enemies.

We live in the age of children finding the mothers of their enemies on OnlyFans and retrieving that liberated work and then using it against the kid who pissed them off.

That is incredibly funny not to mention based and it’s gotta be even worse if it’s a gay dad.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

There’s gotta be a black hole forming inside that house

Besides Drexel's?!?

 

[Balldo's Gate]

Not enough gay spoons for today’s stream. Many such cases.

"having to really Amp up as the show starts"

Is that what he calls his bathroom breaks these days?

 

[Poop Shoot]

Nick would be perfect for covering the Bad Dragon lawsuit because it's highly likely that he has a shelf like this somewhere in his home.

Spoiler: Man Made Horrors

View attachment 5856125

Christ, is that a shelf for the company or a really enthusiastic customer?

 

[feral cat #6385]

Nick would be perfect for covering the Bad Dragon lawsuit because it's highly likely that he has a shelf like this somewhere in his home.

Spoiler: Man Made Horrors

View attachment 5856125

Brave of you to post your collection. Do you have a favorite?

 

[Sharpeteer]

You know, for a bit there, he was starting to get boring, and I was worried thread material was going to get pretty sparse.

But just in a short period of time after that dry spell, he did another gay not-swinger stream with Steeltoe. It's like when he starts to get boring, you'd think he'd be happy about that, and keep things quiet. But no, he responds by ensuring we always have something to go on about.

Nick would be perfect for covering the Bad Dragon lawsuit because it's highly likely that he has a shelf like this somewhere in his home.

Spoiler: Man Made Horrors

View attachment 5856125

IMAGINE THE SMELL

 

[Lokenstien]

Christ, is that a shelf for the company or a really enthusiastic customer?

I have no idea actually. I just looked up "bad dragon shelf" and that was one of the first results. God still weeps regardless.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

I just got done watching this and I wanted to punch his face through my screen the whole time. He's so fucking insufferable and yet..when I think about it, he has always been this way. He has always had the same way of talking and mannerisms going as far back as the ronversations. It's just way more pronounced now.

It's like he has flanderized himself.

Nick was like this or a long time, but he was punching down on less linkable people, so he was cheered. The applaud he got for that was actually booing of the pilloried subject--not liking for Nick.

"having to really Amp up as the show starts"

Is that what he calls his bathroom breaks these days?

I think that he is realising his stimulant use is making him look like shit and he is temporarily cutting back. Will he stop? Not likely.

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

Nick would be perfect for covering the Bad Dragon lawsuit because it's highly likely that he has a shelf like this somewhere in his home.

Spoiler: Man Made Horrors

View attachment 5856125

Without counting, I somehow know there are 107 dildos there.

 

[Tubby Aardvark]

This man is about to take the Mother of all the come down naps.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

I didn't really listen to the ronversations as more than background noise because the whole have extravagantly lengthy "conversations" with someone who isn't there and you're yelling at them on a platform they aren't even on is. . .WEIRD! And FUNNAY! Plus other than just being a disgusting piece of shit and a weird cuck, Ron is just not that interesting, even after absolutely courtraping Vic.

I didn't really enjoy it either. I think it was weird to psycho analyze the guy based on DMs when Nick didn't even have any qualifications to do so (even if I don't really put much weight into psychology paper) and then do it for like 15 hours or so over 5 shows or something. I was basically just along for the ride for these kinds of shows. I happened to be a night owl, doing something so I just put the show on in the background too.

Nick basically did the same thing with the guy who was DMing him angrily and was claiming to be a grandmaster of chess? I didn't find it to be that funny either but apparently people did. Then again lots of people really liked the unbreaded segment even though I found it to be a dead horse within 1 or 2 shows. Same with the balls/no balls, etc. Speaking of which, I've been watching a bit of some guy on twitch/yt called thor and I'm noticing similar parasimping behavior too, where the streamer has a schtick and the audience treats it like it's the best thing ever and then beats it to the ground until it's paste. It kind of disturbs/disgusts/depresses me all at the same time.