Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Ravier Xavenblood]

She's really spending all her money on overpriced Tracphone data.

 

[anliteralidiot]

"Josh we can listen to my music once this cartoon is over, right?"
"...mm."
I hate her so much.

man just wants to unwind with a family guy episode, this dumb bitch

 

[Rotogravure]

They are saying someone cancelled her return flight with her confirmation number
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This appears to be incorrect. The flight (assuming a return flight was purchased) appears to have been purchased in two legs. Arrival to Casper and Departure. We're seeing the Arrival Leg, which no longer exists in the system and is for all intents and purposes, a canceled or nonexistent flight. The hard workers over in BPCHATBESTCHAT (@giddy-up MVP) are pleased to bring you the following receipt, which ONLY shows a "Arrival" purchase. If there is a return flight, it appears to be a separate purchase. Sorry for disappoint.

Also who the fuck paid $547.19 for this shit. Go neck yourself, Jesus.

Spoiler

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Back at it again with the incest talk.

 

[wagglyplacebo]

iphones are and always will be idiot proof

To be fair, he still struggles with putting it on "Do Not Disturb" mode with or without Siri's help. Occam's regard.

 

[James done did it]

If she stays any longer his powers will be completely drained.

Summoning a succubus with bog magic was a mistake. Owners of cobra wands beware.

 

[Incel Death Note]

She's talking about how it would cost too much to move there, but if someone else donated enough it would "blow her mind" but she knows nobody would because they hate her.

"He gets blackout drunk for donations, I get blackout drunk for no donations. Make it make sense."
"I know a majority of people want us together.

 

[Ravier Xavenblood]

Summoning a succubus with bog magic was a mistake. Owners of cobra wands beware.

Waiting patiently and tactical soap were also components of this spell.

 

[Incel Death Note]

There was a thump from the upstairs and Jessica started complaining about the neighbors making noise, she asked Josh "Hear that?" and he said "Yeah but they weren't carrying on and stomping... please don't talk about it on youtube."
He definitely got in trouble with the owners.

 

[Deez Nuts]

Aaaand she cut it off and is raging now. Poor mans was just trying to watch some family guy and catch a buzz.

 

[Halloween23]

Chat has succesfully baited Jessica into going schizo. I'm fairly certain I heard Josh say "go fuck yourself" before she muted

 

[anliteralidiot]

woods witch Jessica coming in nicely toobz

 

[Deez Nuts]

Chat has succesfully baited Jessica into going schizo. I'm fairly certain I heard Josh say "go fuck yourself" before she muted

He is over it. Everytime she streams she lets herself get triggered like this and unleashes hell on him.

 

[Hennimore]

The part of Josh that wants to own the troles with his of-age girlfriend is currently at war with the part of Josh that wants to be left alone in his cave so he can get wasted and watch Family Guy compilations on YouTube.

 

[UncommonParlence]

To be fair, he still struggles with putting it on "Do Not Disturb" mode with or without Siri's help. Occam's regard.

Boglim's razor- The answer to why, how, or what Cobra's done...

 

[Twinkie]

There was a thump from the upstairs and Jessica started complaining about the neighbors making noise, she asked Josh "Hear that?" and he said "Yeah but they weren't carrying on and stomping... please don't talk about it on youtube."
He definitely got in trouble with the owners.

It's also possible that troles managed to get contact info for at least one of his neighbors and are harassing them the way they do Clint.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

She'd do so much better if she just set down the phone and did something. But she just stares at chat, reading everything and working herself up. Jessica, you're letting the troles win.

 

[Cecil Harvey]

He is over it. Everytime she streams she lets herself get triggered like this and unleashes hell on him.

Here I was, starting to think she needed alcohol to unleash the beast. She's just overall a nasty person. I almost feel bad for the boy but he knew exactly what he was getting, from watching her streams.

 

[Deez Nuts]

She'd do so much better if she just set down the phone and did something. But she just stares at chat, reading everything and working herself up. Jessica, you're letting the troles win.

Yeah and it’s why you can tell Josh is pissed when she fires up youtube cause he knows what is coming.

 

[Tetragrammaton]

There was a thump from the upstairs and Jessica started complaining about the neighbors making noise, she asked Josh "Hear that?" and he said "Yeah but they weren't carrying on and stomping... please don't talk about it on youtube."
He definitely got in trouble with the owners.

at this point my guess is NAL was losing her shit more than what we saw on stream before josh got back home and they had their little fight. the neighbors most likely bitched about it because they were trying to sleep and had to listen to 2 retards scream fighting at each other.

from the way he is acting i think he ended up getting the blame for everything. i just hope he does not end up getting kicked out because of the bog witch screeching at him about shit she made up in her mind that she decided was an absolute fact.

She'd do so much better if she just set down the phone and did something. But she just stares at chat, reading everything and working herself up. Jessica, you're letting the troles win.

this is beyond true. whatever her problem is she makes it 100 times worse by reading every single bad comment she sees. she expects the paypigs to just show up for free but she fails to understand that cobes does more than just get drunk on stream. his weird food hacks are genuine entertainment for some people so they pay him for the content he provides.

all NAL does is get drunk and scream at things. why would someone pay her for that when they can just go outside and check the nearest bar and or asylum. honestly the more this goes on the more NAL starts to remind me of a female version of ethan ralph maybe if things dont work out with cobes she can move down to mexico and become the new horse.