Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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She's talking about how it would cost too much to move there, but if someone else donated enough it would "blow her mind" but she knows nobody would because they hate her.

"He gets blackout drunk for donations, I get blackout drunk for no donations. Make it make sense."
"I know a majority of people want us together.
im glad she's aware that everyone hates her, but who knows there are lots of weirdos out there with too much money on their hands, just look at DSP.

I'm sure she'll find a redditor who'll foot the cost of her next trip or more just so they can brag about getting everyone more content.
 
i just hope he does not end up getting kicked out because of the bog witch screeching at him about shit she made up in her mind that she decided was an absolute fact.
Fortunately there's lots of evidence on the internet to prove that she was winding herself up for hours before he got home.
whatever her problem is she makes it 100 times worse by reading every single bad comment she sees.
She seeks out negative attention. I think it's a combination of mental illness and abuse in her family, which one came first who knows, but the only real consistency she has is attention seeking.
maybe if things dont work out with cobes she can move down to mexico and become the new horse.
I have no doubt that when things end, she'll use her new clout to latch on to someone else. There are men in her chat that want her and have said so, long before she arrived in Casper, though I think it more likely to find another cow.
There was a thump from the upstairs and Jessica started complaining about the neighbors making noise, she asked Josh "Hear that?
Do you know of a clip of this? I missed it!
 
Here I was, starting to think she needed alcohol to unleash the beast. She's just overall a nasty person. I almost feel bad for the boy but he knew exactly what he was getting, from watching her streams.
She really is. She started the stream trying to apologize but it took one comment and she floored it and became as nasty as ever. The booze is out, but she’s still an asshole. Crying about how no one donates to her. I feel this is the last time we see the bog witch; trolls win either way, toobz.
 
It's also possible that troles managed to get contact info for at least one of his neighbors and are harassing them the way they do Clint.
I honestly wouldn’t put it past the a-logs to do that. (We need a cobra specific term a-bogs?) if it’s clear that constantly reporting him or his landlord directly doesn’t do anything I could see them fucking with his neighbors to get them to complain.

Honestly there was one really fucked dude on Reddit who since deleted his account after I started compiling all his shit who would try to pay people in Casper to do all sorts of shit. He lamented that he wasn’t able to pay people to go to Cobes door and tear down his “I’m not gay” sign because they’d chicken out. It wouldn’t shock me if a loser like that paid a neighbor in exchange for listing a formal complaint against Cobes
 
Jessica and Josh absolutely deserve each other. You may not like it, but this is what peak soulmates looks like.
Asking the other ladies, because that's a new one for me. What tf is that?
Jessica is lying big time. Mood swings come before and during a period, by the end you're feeling more normal besides being tired from losing iron and so on. It's also pretty much safe to have unprotected sex and not get pregnant for another 2-3 days after a period. The window changes depending on the woman. Ovulation is approximately 2 weeks after a period and women can get pregnant in a window of about 5 days around ovulation since you can't know exactly when the ovulation happens.

I don't really think she'll get pregnant. Life isn't like movies, most couples trying try for a few months to get pregnant. I'd believe it when I see a bump, a test that's not an evaporation line, and an ultrasound not stolen off the net. Redditors can scream into their pillows in the meantime.
 
Uh, no, I wouldn’t advise having unprotected sex at any point, there is always risk of an unwanted pregnancy.
With Jessica being older her cycle is maybe going to be less regular, so her egg could be released at unusual times, so I wouldnt be risking anything if I were him.
Plus there are also the risk of STDs, but it’s a bit late for that, as we have seen from her wet jogging bottoms’ crotch on visit #1.

Period mood swings don’t usually send you so batty you stay up all night cleaning sauce bottles with bleach wipes, nor do they make you accuse your other half of being attracted to minors.

To the girlfriend-naive and easily manipulated like Josh though, it sounds perfectly reasonable that periods could be the reason Jessica has been mental on both visits... the whole time.
 
I don't really think she'll get pregnant. Life isn't like movies, most couples trying try for a few months to get pregnant. I'd believe it when I see a bump, a test that's not an evaporation line, and an ultrasound not stolen off the net. Redditors can scream into their pillows in the meantime.
It's pretty difficult to get pregnant, a lot of factors come into play, there is only a small window of ovulation and even then you have to consider her all over health: downing booze, mud mead, age and whatever other drugs she does (which I'm sure there are more outside of weed) can hinder getting pregnant or even cause miscarriages. If she is on BC it takes a while to get out of your system, it can be up to year of them banging constantly to get pregnant once you get off BC, some women can get instant pregnant after a hard stop on BC but its not going to be next day or anything. Also, nothing confirmed, but if she is riddled with HPV or anything else that can cause damage to your ovaries. Doesn't matter how many prenatals she shoves down her gullet that people sperg out about. I personally don't think she is trying to baby trap him, but until there is solid proof, she is the gift that keeps on giving.
 
It's pretty difficult to get pregnant, a lot of factors come into play, there is only a small window of ovulation and even then you have to consider her all over health: downing booze, mud mead, age and whatever other drugs she does (which I'm sure there are more outside of weed) can hinder getting pregnant or even cause miscarriages.
Very true, but we also need to consider that at times luck (or in this case, lack thereof), is a massive factor.

If jewel was able to get 2, if I'm remembering correctly, children before thankfully losing them to the services, all the while being at the most meth-addicted she ever was, there is a respectable shot Nal can at least have 1.

Currently Nal is very much older than jewel was, but she as sure as all is miles healthier, physically, than jewel was when she gave birth twice.
 
Wiggers, niggers, and retarded druggies are abnormally fertile.
I doubt it. In fact, consider how they live, they likely have lower fertility.

What they do have is plenty of time and very little in the way of hobbies. So they fuck. Like all the time. You go onto social housing blocks and it reeks of sex.

So they are not any more fertile, they are just too stupid to do anything else and as a result, fuck all the time. Makes kids come out quicker when all you do is roll the dice on pregnancy.
 
I was looking for the ultimate freakout, what a let down. I watched the stream with Jessica Messica, I recently found her and enjoy her style of enjoying the streams, I did not hear any thumping from the floor below before or during Family Guy, however if you want to review it, https://www.youtube.com/live/MISNBSm21ag?si=HonU_q-fuAoL13KY&t=13562 that is a timestamp for the last bit of the stream. I wonder if the two alcoholics managed to finish the "mace mead?"
 
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