Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Mr. Manchester]

I've kind of been turned around on my feelings for her, on one side muting and blocking the camera is super gay, but on the other side watching her have a mental break next to a kitchen chair while Josh impersonates Peter Griffin laughing is very, very, good.

The boring streams aren't that great but they have a certain subtle charm like Family Guy blasting in the background or times when Cobes will randomly garble some intelligible nonsense off camera.

There's also just the random chance that she goes berserk at the drop of a hat, it's kind of like gambling.

 

[ADHD]

There's also just the random chance that she goes berserk at the drop of a hat, it's kind of like gambling.

Speaking of which, JM just said "A little birdie just told me booze might be on the way".

Link to JM snipe: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJGOS6YTNwA

 

[Bogliacci]

He really does just sit around and watch family guy drunk all day. Amazing.

 

[Slim Boglim]

The best thing about these Jessica streams is that it confirms what we’ve always been saying when people have these weird op grand conspiracies about what Josh is up to when he isn’t live.

As usual the most boring and likely answer is the truth: he gets drunk and high and watches YouTube and family guy all day. Y’know, like a 13 year old.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

The best thing about these Jessica streams is that it confirms what we’ve always been saying when people have these weird op grand conspiracies about what Josh is up to when he isn’t live.

As usual the most boring and likely answer is the truth: he gets drunk and high and watches YouTube and family guy all day. Y’know, like a 13 year old.

Did you see the bit where he cackled maniacally at a "shut up meg"? Dude was howling for a solid minute

 

[Hellblazer]

I really hope she gets an early plane ticket back to wherever she's from.

Foreshadowing

 

[hector85]

Jessica is live and cooking for Jawsheee.

lol i was joking about her finding a recipie for red lobster cheddar biscuts when she was shopping at walmart and now shes making em, im surprised she's not just microwaving frozen shit and adding more shit to it.

 

[Bogliacci]

The best thing about these Jessica streams is that it confirms what we’ve always been saying when people have these weird op grand conspiracies about what Josh is up to when he isn’t live.

As usual the most boring and likely answer is the truth: he gets drunk and high and watches YouTube and family guy all day. Y’know, like a 13 year old.

Also that he'll go on gender relayshuns rants out of no where with little provocation

Jessica trying to convince Josh how horrid margarine is has me rolling, he's pissed lmfao

 

[Mister Uno]

Oh fug lmao Jessica telling Josh that country crock is one molecule away from plastic and his response is "That's a lie". Boy is in denial that the shit is fake, it shatters his world.
Not sure if that is actually true but it's for sure fake.

 

[Twinkie]

Tell that bitch water is oNe mOlEcuLe aWaY from being bleach TWU

 

[Bogliacci]

Oh fug lmao Jessica telling Josh that country crock is one molecule away from plastic and his response is "That's a lie". Boy is in denial that the shit is fake, it shatters his world.
Not sure if that is actually true but it's for sure fake.

There's more to it than "just a single molecule" but it's fundamentally true. Country Croc must be one of the things from Josh's childhood that he's latched onto, like snakes, green, ozzy, family guy.

 

[bonified retard]

There's more to it than "just a single molecule" but it's fundamentally true. Country Croc must be one of the things from Josh's childhood that he's latched onto, like snakes, green, ozzy, family guy.

I don't remember him being this obsessive about country crock until late 2022 / 2023. I think it's a newer fascination. Most of the results for Country Crock on LCG are from 2023, too.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

from the way he is acting i think he ended up getting the blame for everything. i just hope he does not end up getting kicked out because of the bog witch screeching at him about shit she made up in her mind that she decided was an absolute fact.

He 100% did. The named renter(s) on a lease are always held responsible for anything their guests do while on the property.

Dumbass Jessica needs to realize she's not in Virginia anymore and fast. Wyoming's eviction laws are extremely strict and heavily in favor of the landlord, and the courts process eviction cases extremely quickly.

There's very much a no-nonsense frontier/Homestead Act mindset to Wyoming property laws and really their law code in general.

 

[Slim Boglim]

her reasoning is sound but she explains it like a retard. It’s one of those things that’s so funny in how inexplicable it is. Why the fuck did his brain hyper fixate on margarine? Imagine if the straw that broke the camels back and made him break up with Jessica for good was that she lectured him about margarine

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Speaking of background noises, Cobes is in an argument with Siri right now. Add that to his list of day to day activities.

 

[kingsickojfs]

Looks like someone's been lying

 

[Sicko Hunter]

 

[Grape Garden]

I thought there was going to be a blow out over Country Crock. Every time she asks him something he sounds so annoyed with her lol.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I thought there was going to be a blow out over Country Crock. Every time she asks him something he sounds so annoyed with her lol.

"5 minute timer please Joshy"
"15 minute timer joshy"
"Another 5 minute timer joshy"
"2 minute timer joshy"
"Give me a 10 minute timer josh"
"Hey josh, could you give me a 5 minute timer?"

 

[Tetragrammaton]

I thought there was going to be a blow out over Country Crock. Every time she asks him something he sounds so annoyed with her lol.

i dont blame him. dudes just trying to watch his cartoons and shes bothering him constantly.

"5 minute timer please Joshy"
"15 minute timer joshy"
"Another 5 minute timer joshy"
"2 minute timer joshy"
"Give me a 10 minute timer josh"
"Hey josh, could you give me a 5 minute timer?"

she says this while streaming from a device that most likely has a timer on it.