Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

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"5 minute timer please Joshy"
"15 minute timer joshy"
"Another 5 minute timer joshy"
"2 minute timer joshy"
"Give me a 10 minute timer josh"
"Hey josh, could you give me a 5 minute timer?"
TracPhone timer probably runs on CPT. I wouldn't trust it either.

It's funny how little she knows him. Forcing him to interact with his biggest troll (siri) is a quick recipe for violence.
 
LMAO
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Must have been from the Family Guy in the background.
 
I can’t wait till be returns to a Genda Relayshuns rant with some real world experience.

“Like, you know when your girl has her period and cleans your kitchen for four hours, ranting to herself? That’s just like how it is, you should do something nice like buy her flowers or eat her pussy out.” Taps his glass and raises his eyebrows.
It's important to remember that Josh actually thinks this is normal for women. His incel mentors constantly stress how insane and mean women are and how they'll attack you at your weakest point every chance they get. In his weird scenarios he makes up the woman is always insane and crazy and insulting him every time there's a disagreement. Jessica is acting how he thinks women are supposed to act. The funny thing is he's not acting at all like he says he would act. The sweet, kind casanova who buys her things and serves her hand and foot is nowhere to be seen.
 
Its been copyright struck so here is my recording of the Coyntru Croc incident

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there is something extra hilarious about someone trying to point out that something is bad for you when the someone you are explaining it to does nothing but eat fast food and has made multiple videos in which they mix highly processed nacho cheese with various other highly processed things followed up by throwing it in a microwave. you would think NAL would realize that maybe this is not a fight you can win.

i do love that after a while he just hit her with the "yes dear" because you just know he heard somewhere that thats the way you make women shut up about something.

also i am pretty sure when someone states they are not trying to change you they most likely are trying to change you. especially if they repeat the thing multiple times. if they did not care they would drop it at the first rejection.
 
Some poor employee, presumably either from YouTube or Disney (if not both), was forced to watch through this video and identify violating content.
If by employee you mean content detection algorithm. Hopefully when the singularity happens whatever youtube algorithm is responsible for this isn't incorporated otherwise we're going to get Boglim's Basilisk.
 
I recognize that country crock sucks, but I'm taking his side because I hate her talking down to him.
She’s an idiot anyways. Being one molecule away from something doesn’t mean shit. Country Croc sucks compared to real butter, but for various other reasons.

Her talking down to him is BS. It’s like picking on the special needs kid.

He does dunk on her at times. Albeit unintentionally. When she was telling him she was crazy. Crazy about him he was like “you are crazy”. Also that shit where she said she loved him and he was like “thanks appreciate it”.
 
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