Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Crab Latte]

The honeymoon phase is officially over. She's yelling about him cheating on her. He's in the other room doing what sounds like being on the phone in a low voice. This bitch is gonna blow.

 

[UncommonParlence]

She really flew to Wyoming to continue the argument she was having with her dad, with Cobes?

Honestly this is best thing that could happen to Cobra. aNal going mask off and ruining her already rapidly degrading chances with Josh.

Gawd she's foul. Same fucking words from when she got kicked out in Virginia. Verbatim.

She dumb, dumb. Real fucking stupid. It's like she has zero impulse control. Cannot control herself even a little.

Her iq is below whats needed for an internal dialog causing every self destructive impulsive cyclical thought to drip out her asshole of a mouth. I'm here for it toobz.

Yall think Cobes is gonna have Clint buy her an early ticket?

And this is how she treats him on his bday. She obviously cares about him($) deeply.

She prolly mad he won't cave on letting her stay. Burn those bridges baby, you won't be coming back this way.

And now she's holding the cleaning she's done over his head. The cleaning he didn't want and that she did because she "loves" him soooo much.

 

[temperature]

not sure how i overlooked his fb yesterday, confirms everything. hes the one that gifted josh a typewriter, too. starspangled sorry if its not you, just calling it as i see it

 

[Thirsty Kitty]

BPD girls never ever

 

[Racist Parrot]

Where did all these cancerous YouTube grifts crop up from?

Everyone saw these niggers not working and getting money so they figured they'd join in.

 

[Molly Millions]

Happy Birthday Cobes

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

Happy Birthday Cobes

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Is it worth it?

It's all we're skilled in, we will be ship building.
With all the will in the world, diving for dear life.
When we could be diving for pearls.

 

[Molly Millions]

Is it worth it?

It's all we're skilled in, we will be ship building.
With all the will in the world, diving for dear life.
When we could be diving for pearls.

I bet Cobes is wishing he could trap Jessica in a gold mine twu toobz

 

[Incel Death Note]

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

After fighting with cobes while he's asleep, talking to herself for an hour and fighting with the cobes in her head, she's still streaming either sleeping or muted, pitch black, burning up her trac phone data.

I realized after rewinding the stream that she started the stream up, and was pretending to sleep, because she knew Josh was about to be home. When Josh instantly ignored her like a chad and shuffled into his bedroom (because she was fake sleeping in the living room) she immiedately got up and started causing a fuss bitching about her cup missing, blowing her nose like a retard, and fighting with trolls until she could pick a fight with Josh, which did happen. Unfortunately Josh didn't mock her like her father, he just called her a bitch and wished she would shut the fuck up.

ETA: Sunrise in casper @ 6:53AM MDT it is no longer pitch black, phone still in the living room and dogs are barking in the distance.

7:00AM MDT sun is fully up, the goblina asleep on the couch. Crows caw in the distance. Shuffling can be heard from Josh and the pitter patter of roach feet as they compete with the chair bugs for the crumbs of dried up jizz and food.

7:10AM MDT Birds chirping in distance, the goblina is now twitching in her slumber and making noises. The demon might wake soon.

7:14AM MDT DEMON AWAKE

7:17AM MDT Demon rests again after drinking entire glass of water, belching, groaning in pain, and complaining about the cold. Dog still barking in distance.

7:20AM MDT Demon rises again, ends stream. Pray to ozzy Josh survives the morning.

 

[Robert w'E'd Leef]

Jessica has this tic where she grunts and does a "huh huh" chuckle that is just infuriating. Happy birthday, Josh

 

[Grape Garden]

Holy crap, had to go to sleep for work, surprised she went live again and wake up to this with work and coffee. She went live to try and catch Cobes in something I imagine, to make it look like he's the one instigating stuff, because all she does is scream about being "harassed", typical shit she did at her parents to make it seem like her dad was breaking in on her naked. What's a matter babydoll? Trouble in paradise? She wanted this shit sandwich, now she had to eat it. How many more days is she there?

 

[Machinedramon]

I really hope she gets an early plane ticket back to wherever she's from.

 

[Meat Streets]

I really hope she gets an early plane ticket back to wherever she's from.

Where tf is she from?

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

I really hope she gets an early plane ticket back to wherever she's from.

Do her parents need to accept her back? I'm almost 100% sure she burned that bridge, so it's this, homelessness or a proffesional home.

 

[Machinedramon]

She isn't sane enough for a group home. Inpatient care at a mental health facility that's heavily regulated with actual health professionals might be the best.

 

[Grape Garden]

Do her parents need to accept her back? I'm almost 100% sure she burned that bridge, so it's this, homelessness or a proffesional home.

I'm sure that doesn't matter, I doubt that was the first time she pulled that stunt with her parents, if she's been there that long I don't see why they wouldn't let her back now. The argument she had with her dad that was recorded he was saying she would end up in the hospital, if he meant because she would get hurt or the mental hospital, I have no idea. I wish Cobes would have ejected her when he got home. She's like very other dumb, belligerent whore who dig their heels in, starts fights and then when the cops show up she will start with the tears and the lies. She deff needs to be in a home or institution, if she acts like this on purpose or if there is damage (drugs or from an accident someone speculated). From experience though, the way she acts is pretty typical of alcoholic/drug addicts who don't get their way, she just choses to live stream it and is in this sphere.

He needs to get her out ASAP though, maybe he didn't want to do it in the middle of the night but come later in the morning maybe Clintervention or something. She will just continue to be annoying, throw shit and just to get Josh to fight with her until he snaps.

 

[The Southwest Strangla]

Well, she broke Josh’s window, and now he’ll have to pay for it. Happy birthday, cobra!

 

[Bixby Snyder]

Wow, she is crazy as fuck. Just sitting in a dark room talking to herself, getting angrier as she creates imaginary scenarios where he is somehow cheating on her, You know she is bad news when even Cobes can pick up the social cues that she is fucking dangerous.

I think it was less 'Giga Chad' Cobes and more I need to get away from her. He wouldn't say anything to do her and that random dude gave the chance to bounce out. We have seen how he shuts down when situations get uncomfortable or he is the one in control.

I gotta say, I can def see him just firing up the computer, pulling his little 3 inch cock out, and beating it with her in the other room as he talks to some online whore -- just completely oblivious to how fucking weird that is. Cobes from a decade ago might not pull that shit, but he's deteriorated to the point I wouldn't put it past him

Also, there are a fuck load of new people here.

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Also, there are a fuck load of new people here.

Jessica has brought with her gorlworld. Two major lolcow communities have clashed, which makes me wonder how many discord romances will blossom from the fat girls who alog Chantal and the nerds who are unironically jealous of cobra.