Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[PixarsTedKennedy]

I doubt it. In fact, consider how they live, they likely have lower fertility.

What they do have is plenty of time and very little in the way of hobbies. So they fuck. Like all the time. You go onto social housing blocks and it reeks of sex.

So they are not any more fertile, they are just too stupid to do anything else and as a result, fuck all the time. Makes kids come out quicker when all you do is roll the dice on pregnancy.

While your theory sounds good the truth is there is a retard in the stork factory.

 

[Warm Lasagna]

Holy shit, this bitch is gonna strangle him in his sleep, isn’t she? All I feel is this sense of impending dread as to what’s gonna happen. Not gonna be pretty.

 

[Maori Kiwifruit Growers]

Do you guys think she spits or swallows Cobies Bog-Batter?

Better question: what does the Cobra spit even taste like? I've heard that foods can affect the taste and I don't think cobies is eating well.....

 

[whogoesthere]

While your theory sounds good the truth is there is a retard in the stork factory.

In my mind a care worker is visiting the bogden to see if its suitable for a child. She walks in, Cobra is on the lathe in the living room, screaming faggot whilst he stumbles around the room, fighting his hat.

As an aside, that stream in my opinion is Cobra at his most perfect. Fighting a lighter, then fighting the desk, then falling over. Then dropping his hat, turning back and shouting at his hat, then smashing it over and over again on the arm of his chair whilst he hurls insults at said poor hat.

Was fucking amazing.

 

[Galeocerdo]

https://youtu.be/YzRHqZa_PPI

Man it's so fucking weird to me that he seems to keep staring out the camera when he goes in for affection with her... It's like he's only doing it because the camera is on.

 

[Lolcow Rodeo Clown]

It's pretty difficult to get pregnant, a lot of factors come into play, there is only a small window of ovulation and even then you have to consider her all over health: downing booze, mud mead, age and whatever other drugs she does (which I'm sure there are more outside of weed) can hinder getting pregnant or even cause miscarriages.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

Better question: what does the Cobra spit even taste like? I've heard that foods can affect the taste and I don't think cobies is eating well.....

His venom tastes like mead doodt

 

[MegaFaggot]

No one here is talking about what's important here. In one of her streams she cast circle of protection on someone, she can't do that, she's not a skilled warlock, she can't just cast magic like that.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

No one here is talking about what's important here. In one of her streams she cast circle of protection on someone, she can't do that, she's not a skilled warlock, she can't just cast magic like that.

Hags have magic too, it was probably just a curse though. Whoever got that will probably have dreams of her and Cobes making out for a week. Just terrible.

 

[MegaFaggot]

No one here is talking about what's important here. In one of her streams she cast circle of protection on someone, she can't do that, she's not a skilled xw

Hags have magic too, it was probably just a curse though. Whoever got that will probably have dreams of her and Cobes making out for a week. Just terrible.

So jawshee is ok with her casting circle of meth on people?!

 

[Depressed_Oni]

was digging through and saw this post floating around, apparently this is referring to NAL’s plane ticket home being cancelled.

ETA: it appears the YouTube channel, Auntie Jessie took down the post and posted an update later.

 

[ilovejews]

Wiggers, niggers, and retarded druggies are abnormally fertile.

Because they fuck more often without protection. You need to compare the ratios of babies made to instances of unprotected sex.

 

[IsaacShraeder]

Oh my fucking god her sarcastic "Thank youuu" tic is like nails on chalkboard

 

[Hennimore]

https://youtu.be/YzRHqZa_PPI

Man it's so fucking weird to me that he seems to keep staring out the camera when he goes in for affection with her... It's like he's only doing it because the camera is on.

I mean he has slipped up numerous times. After her first visit he said something to the effect of "The best part about dating Jessica is that the troles hate it." It was a rare moment of honesty from Josh and he knew he fucked up when he said it because he immediately corrected himself and said "Well besides the fact that I like her."
Since then he always leads with that second part first but he can't help but say "also because the troles are jealous". Keeping Jessica around is first a foremost, in Josh's mind, a way to own the troles and rub their faces in the shit.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

I mean he has slipped up numerous times. After her first visit he said something to the effect of "The best part about dating Jessica is that the troles hate it." It was a rare moment of honesty from Josh and he knew he fucked up when he said it because he immediately corrected himself and said "Well besides the fact that I like her."
Since then he always leads with that second part first but he can't help but say "also because the troles are jealous". Keeping Jessica around is first a foremost, in Josh's mind, a way to own the troles and rub their faces in the shit.

This is all true, but as an Autist, Cobes also cannot help but stare deeply into the camera. They all do that. The blank-faced mesmerized-by-the-camera Autist stare is just part of their being. Of course he isn't behaving in a "normal" way guys; he's a literal regard Autist.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

Keeping Jessica around is first a foremost, in Josh's mind, a way to own the troles and rub their faces in the shit.

Being able to have unprotected sex at almost anytime after a 6 year dryspell is the first and foremost reason he keeps her around.

 

[Down From The Champions]

I honestly wouldn’t put it past the a-logs to do that. (We need a cobra specific term a-bogs?) if it’s clear that constantly reporting him or his landlord directly doesn’t do anything I could see them fucking with his neighbors to get them to complain.

Honestly there was one really fucked dude on Reddit who since deleted his account after I started compiling all his shit who would try to pay people in Casper to do all sorts of shit. He lamented that he wasn’t able to pay people to go to Cobes door and tear down his “I’m not gay” sign because they’d chicken out. It wouldn’t shock me if a loser like that paid a neighbor in exchange for listing a formal complaint against Cobes

It was one of the a-logs that got him started on duster by sending it to him, even left a note saying how to use it.

Some of them want to be the reason he dies and the majority of them will celebrate if he ended up killing himself.

Whole bunch of dangers to society on there.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Jessica is live and cooking for Jawsheee.

 

[Mister Baranavichy]

Jessica is live and cooking for Jawsheee.

I've kind of been turned around on my feelings for her, on one side muting and blocking the camera is super gay, but on the other side watching her have a mental break next to a kitchen chair while Josh impersonates Peter Griffin laughing is very, very, good.

 

[Giant Machine]

Jessica and Josh absolutely deserve each other.

No one deserves that demon cunt. Not even Josh.