Bossman Austin Curtis Peterson / BossmanJack / AustinGambles / Austin_07 / irondollah - Gambling addict, convicted felon, scammer, and raging manchild that hates his fucking life, FAKE MONEY

[Pepo]

Felt compilation from the last 12 hours of streams. 7 minutes of pure felt
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@Magical Negro The door was never on the hinges. It doesn't fit. It has been propped up against the wall, and recently the doorway, for over a month

Bonus GIF. This is your mind on Dice (and crack)
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At 5:25 he says "I'm gonna kill- I'm gonna break my computer if I lose this." He's usually more vague when he suicide baits, if he's not careful he'll slip up and catch another ban.

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

He started streaming 6 mins ago, when does Lossmanjack sleep?

 

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He started streaming 6 mins ago, when does Lossmanjack sleep?

The Dark Side of Crack si a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... unnatural.

 

[GradeAGobbleDeeGook]

He started streaming 6 mins ago, when does Lossmanjack sleep?

sleep?
generally around the time he runs out of crack and has no money to buy any more because he gambled it away
but even then, sometimes just 20 dollars from a paypig is enough to keep him awake even after losing thousands

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

 

[Pierre D'Olnique]

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crack gambler gets felted and disappears.gif

 

[Juhlonduss]

I have finished work on my BossmanJack inspired AI album. Track 10 is an extended version of the country song I posted previously, now with a proper ending and extra lyrics. With that out of the way,
I present to you:

Bishunomi
An album by Bitch Unomi
All music by Suno AI v3
All lyrics by BItch Unomi except track 1
Track 1 lyrics by Austin Peterson
Artwork by Bing

Spoiler: Tracklist

1. Actual BMJ VOD Transcript 02:20
2. RATS 03:15
3. Soda Pressed, Bro 02:11
4. Prease Herrow To You, Bossman (Theme From Rainbet) 01:46
5. Bishunomi 01:57
6. 02:24
7. Fuck My Life 00:25
8. Gimme Da Juice 02:00
9. Derry Christmas 02:00
10. I Love To Gamba (Fuck My Life) 02:57
11. Ode To Nora 02:40
12. Ballad For alys0n 02:50
13. My Final Felt 02:54

BONUS TRACKS (not available on Bandcamp)
14. Ballad For alys0n (Alternate Version) 2:00
15. Prayge To The Gamba Lord 2:00

Streaming/Free Download
Bandcamp | Soundcloud | MediaFire
Lyrics available here
Enjoy, rats.
~~(__3:>

 

[John R. Brown M.D.]

I have finished work on my BossmanJack inspired AI album. Track 10 is an extended version of the country song I posted previously, now with a proper ending and extra lyrics. With that out of the way,
I present to you:
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Bishunomi
An album by Bitch Unomi
All music by Suno AI v3
All lyrics by BItch Unomi except track 1
Track 1 lyrics by Austin Peterson
Artwork by Bing

Spoiler: Tracklist

1. Actual BMJ VOD Transcript 02:20
2. RATS 03:15
3. Soda Pressed, Bro 02:11
4. Prease Herrow To You, Bossman (Theme From Rainbet) 01:46
5. Bishunomi 01:57
6. 02:24
7. Fuck My Life 00:25
8. Gimme Da Juice 02:00
9. Derry Christmas 02:00
10. I Love To Gamba (Fuck My Life) 02:57
11. Ode To Nora 02:40
12. Ballad For alys0n 02:50
13. My Final Felt 02:54

Streaming/Free Downloads
Bandcamp | Soundcloud
Lyrics available here
Enjoy, rats. ~~(__3:>

Now, that's sunburn.

 

[Blagher]

I'm laughing my ass off that Bossman kills a team mate because he wants to be juiced in a videogame


CoD players swatted their enemies?


Speaking from experience I see lmao

Did you forget this shit in the heydey?

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/14/us/swatting-sentence-casey-viner/index.html

 

[Anomalous Coward]

Did you forget this shit in the heydey?

https://www.cnn.com/2019/09/14/us/swatting-sentence-casey-viner/index.html

15 months in prison and $2500 fine

This seems insanely lenient considering he got an innocent 3rd party killed

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Punching his own head for the millionth time

 

[WelperHelper99]

It finally happened. He broke the wooden dining room chair
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Spoiler: full screen

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He started streaming, minutes later, with a new wooden chair and got felted again. Tongue of rage pokes out and he's close to smashing more shit
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Chair kun didn't have a chance. Press F boys. We lost a good one.

 

[The Cock Carousel]

Punching his own head for the millionth time

Fortunately whatever is left in his head is already damaged beyond repair.

 

[DownSyzePotato]

Finally Stake made the perfect game for the Bossman...

 

[cans.wav]

I wonder how pissed Ratdad and Mom are gonna be in the morning when they notice another dining room chair gone


Bossman just had a heated gamer moment

 

[Absolutely Retarded]

Classic

 

[Twinkletard]

It finally happened. He broke the wooden dining room chair
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On one hand, I feel sorry for Bossman's parents, but then I realize they raised this shithead to be this way. Clearly, they never put him in timeout as a child.

 

[idontfkinknowdude]

the amount of ppl in chat telling him to withdraw some when he went from 200-2k was hilarious. dude just zones in, ignores chat, and gambles like a true degen. fkin love it.

I wonder how pissed Ratdad and Mom are gonna be in the morning when they notice another dining room chair gone

his dad is gonna fkin kill him!

 

[Alerion]

the amount of ppl in chat telling him to withdraw some when he went from 200-2k was hilarious. dude just zones in, ignores chat, and gambles like a true degen. fkin love it.

I think if he had a gun to his head he would have a hard time not clicking that green button. He’s that far gone

 

[Catboy Ranch Dressing]

It finally happened. He broke the wooden dining room chair

I've been waiting weeks for him to finally smash that thing, and of course he does it while I'm sleeping.