Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[genericwhitemale]

So much going on in the legal lolcow world. Greer v. Moon, Stebbins v. Moon, Crowder v. Monroe, Bad Dragon v. SinSaint. The lolsuits are flowing like whiskey. If only there was someone to explain these insanities and make clear predictions that will be the opposite of what will happen. Guess it'll just be settling for Potentially Criminal.

What you're forgetting is that Rekieta Law. Is Not. A Fucking. Law Channel.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

Disappointing. I was hoping it was Krokodil. Would be funny if Nick started doing that.

Hell no, I don't want Nick to do krokodil. It would make me SO FUCKING MAD if he did that. I'd be seething for hours just watching him do that in between eating the last bite of his Dorito.

What's the reason for not just admitting that he does coke? What's left of his reputation to preserve?

For the same reason he won't admit he's a swinger, won't admit he's visited Hedonism 2 twice, and won't admit he's not a Christian and doesn't give a fuck about Trump or guns. He likes the status that being a BASED Youtube who owns da libs gives him too much to admit he's closer to a perverted leftist or troon than anyone remotely conservative and his commitment to libertarianism goes no further than his ego and sexual pleasure.

 

[Oliver Onions]

Uh, does he think everyone is just full of energy? That no showmen put on a, well, show?

Nick and Hasan Piker should get together to copestream about how being an e-celebrity in the twilight of their career is harder than tarring roads 10 hours a day in mid-July.

The best those kids could do is keep their heads down at school and not make enemies.

Aren't Nick's kids totally home-schooled? If so, I think that'd be an even worse fate.

Yes, kids are feral animals, but at least getting bullied mercilessly for this stuff teaches you it's not okay. If they're cooped up at home being constantly exposed to this shit they're being raised to believe this is a normal way for adults to act. I mean, who are they gonna confide in, Uncle Drexel and his magic clock?

 

[Father Balldo]

Nick:

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• drinks alcohol
• pops prescription pills
• eats MDMA
• huffs amyl nitrate
• snorts cocaine
• injects krokodil
• inhales jenkem
• licks toads
• microdoses LSD
• smokes methamphetamine
• sniffs glue
• boofs ketamine

 

[Pagan Min]

Nick:

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• drinks alcohol
• pops prescription pills
• eats MDMA
• huffs amyl nitrate
• snorts cocaine
• injects krokodil
• inhales jenkem
• licks toads
• microdoses LSD
• smokes methamphetamine
• sniffs glue
• boofs ketamine

Sheesh, add anything else to that list & I'd expect to see him in a new Airplane remake...

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Coming in straight off of the happenings post;
Nick, get a better dealer. Your current one is a cheap sack of shit that is cutting glass in so he can give you less actual coke while still getting the same money. Also, only takes a couple of years for this shit to kill your heart, especially at this age. When it does kill your heart, you have to be clean for at least 2 years before they contemplate giving you a new one. And I mean clean clean, no booze either.

 

[feral cat #6385]

Now might be a more accurate estimate.

No. Not quite yet. He has a bit more hair to lose.

The couple got in a huge fight with one another on their podcast. The guy Aaron Imholte got super insecure and angry after his wife let it slip that she doesn't "always" have orgasms with him.

I was watching the same video last night, fellow cat. The two definitely have potential.

 

[Strix454]

If he is on coke, all those random long trips to Minneapolis start to make a whole lot more sense. I'm still not convinced. It could as easily be meth. But he is on something.

Bringing Steel Toe and his druggie whore wife into the mix will finish off both Rekeitas much faster. They now both have role models that can teach them the final lessons they need to learn.

I also didn't realize how much of a negative following Steel Toe (Aaron Imholte) has online. Getting involved with him was a really bold choice that will probably get Nick even more attention from even more places.

 

[Zbk3VmLfujjzjxBd43tL]

If he is on coke, all those random long trips to Minneapolis start to make a whole lot more sense. I'm still not convinced. It could as easily be meth. But he is on something.

Bringing Steel Toe and his druggie whore wife into the mix will finish off both Rekeitas much faster. They now both have role models that can teach them the final lessons they need to learn.

I also didn't realize how much of a negative following Steel Toe (Aaron Imholte) has online. Getting involved with him was a really bold choice that will probably get Nick even more attention from even more places.

Isn't Steel Toe some washed up Anthony Cumia tier DJ? Please tell me this guy has an equivalent fanbase like the ONA Forums.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I’ll never understand why swingers think their lifestyle is normal or not strange. I had a swinger coworker solicit me at work and it was the creepiest thing ever. She somehow thought everyone does it, because “muh sex good”.

One of my coworkers is a “swinger”. He would tell us (when it was just the guys working together) about all the degen shit he’d get up to, both on his own and with his girlfriend.

She ended up coming back to work with us a few months ago and I had to put the stuff he told me out of my mind when I’d have face to face conversation with her. She even told me about some things they were going through due to his sexual degenerate nature (edit: not good things; relationship-trouble-causing-things related to unchecked sexual behaviors) which doesn’t surprise me but it’s all just an over sharing problem. I work with you people. Unless it’s just banter and guys chattin shit, I don’t need to know anything about what you’re doing at night, especially when now I can put a face to the stories.

Thread tax: I don’t understand why people can’t just keep their bedroom habits in the bedroom. It’s a big part of Balldo’s problem too; he couldn’t compartmentalize his personal life away from his “online career”; he really wanted to cultivate and go after that “parasocial” fan base experience and now it’s biting him in the ass because all the stuff we laugh at him about…is stuff he’s voluntarily shared about his personal life. We haven’t had to go trawling through old social media profiles/posts to find the milk. He just serves it up, whenever he deigns to be just not-drunk enough to stream.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

If he is on coke, all those random long trips to Minneapolis start to make a whole lot more sense. I'm still not convinced. It could as easily be meth. But he is on something.

Bringing Steel Toe and his druggie whore wife into the mix will finish off both Rekeitas much faster. They now both have role models that can teach them the final lessons they need to learn.

I also didn't realize how much of a negative following Steel Toe (Aaron Imholte) has online. Getting involved with him was a really bold choice that will probably get Nick even more attention from even more places.

It struck me recently how much the quality of Balldo's associates has degraded.

- Pop culture personalities
- Lawyers
- Guesting on pundit shows
- Degenerate lawyers and thots
- Total degenerates

In roughly that order.

It would be interesting to me if Nick discovered the seedy dark room behaviour of catty YT creators and commentators, then ran ull bore into the open and abashed Hedonism and abandon of coomers as some kind of 'more honest' refuge.

 

[Jew-ish]

This is why people party in their late teens/early twenties so the dumb shit is entirely behind them when they start a family.

The 15 minutes are over. Dude needs a hobby that doesn't involve his dick. He could brew beer or fuck it, grow weed if he wants to sew his rebellious oats.

I laugh, but its kind of sad to see.

 

[Pelican Bones]

So, if you would be so kind, do actually tell me if I'm wrong on the depressant question.

People are getting confused with terminology here.

When doctors say alcohol is a depressant, they mean it depresses the central nervous system. It slows your thoughts, affects coordination, etc.

This is something very different from clinical depression, which is psychological, and very different.

People are getting these two things confused with each other.

 

[Pippa's Greasy KB]

A quarter of coke up his nose, and a can of coke up his ass

 

[polar bear]

I had a swinger coworker solicit me at work and it was the creepiest thing ever.

One of my coworkers is a “swinger”.

If I would have coworkers like this, I would strive to develop severe bulimia, so that I can projectile vomit on them on demand.

 

[genericwhitemale]

This is why people party in their late teens/early twenties so the dumb shit is entirely behind them when they start a family.

The 15 minutes are over. Dude needs a hobby that doesn't involve his dick. He could brew beer or fuck it, grow weed if he wants to sew his rebellious oats.

I laugh, but its kind of sad to see.

To quote Chef in South Park, "there's a time and place for everything, and it's called college."

 

[FILTH Tourist]

Aren't Nick's kids totally home-schooled? If so, I think that'd be an even worse fate.

Last I checked they are doing a homeschool coop (which was like a year ago, let me know if that changed). Which basically means a bunch of parents get together and hire private teachers to teach their kids. Which doesn't sound like a bad idea.
I wonder how much the other parents in the coop know about Nick's vices? I can't imagine they would accept having an open coke head in their group, let alone have their kids hang out with his.

It struck me recently how much the quality of Balldo's associates has degraded.

- Pop culture personalities
- Lawyers
- Guesting on pundit shows
- Degenerate lawyers and thots
- Total degenerates

In roughly that order.

It would be interesting to me if Nick discovered the seedy dark room behaviour of catty YT creators and commentators, then ran ull bore into the open and abashed Hedonism and abandon of coomers as some kind of 'more honest' refuge.

Well, he did distance himself from "lawtube" because of all the drama, also a lot of them kick-started their YT channels off of his and now most of them have distanced themselves from him. So I don't blame them or him for not talking anymore. He probably saw the degenerates and the thots as more trustworthy and as actual friends because they would talk about "fun" things like drugs and sex on steam and off. It also helps that the degens still need him for clout because the actual lawyers found their audience and grew past him.

 

[Strix454]

Isn't Steel Toe some washed up Anthony Cumia tier DJ? Please tell me this guy has an equivalent fanbase like the ONA Forums.

He is way below Anthony Cumia tier. He was a DJ at a radio station in rural minnesota (St. Cloud). His wife walked away from him and then he hooked up with that THOT he is with now. He got fired off his radio station in 2021 for repeatedly making fun of some woman at the station.

I'm not sure he has a fanbase. He has a bunch of alogs who seem to really hate April (the THOT) way more than him. Though they do hate him too. Redbar also hates him severely for some reason.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

It may be simplistic, but I still contend that there's a BV (Before Vic) and AV (After Vic) to Nick's life and that Vic's loss to the anime harpies changed him in some fundamentally negative ways. I mean, BV Nick was a champion of the people, going after truly detestable idiots like Shane Holmberg, interviewing Rittenhouse, and supporting conventions like Anime Matsuri. AV Nick seems to've made the guy a doompiller - spiking his alcohol intake, going full-bore on the swingers scene, and possibly starting to use the really hard stuff. You can tell he's aged fifteen years in five and it doesn't seem to be getting any better for him.

I sometimes wonder what Nick would've been like if Vic had won.

He would have been more arrogant and smug than he is now.

The success off Rittenhouse and Depp went to his head and we see this ghoul now. Mignogna winning would have been another thing to puff up his head earlier and hasten the decline.

Last I checked they are doing a homeschool coop (which was like a year ago, let me know if that changed). Which basically means a bunch of parents get together and hire private teachers to teach their kids. Which doesn't sound like a bad idea.
I wonder how much the other parents in the coop know about Nick's vices? I can't imagine they would accept having an open coke head in their group, let alone have their kids hang out with his.

The oldest attends a private school, and they are all involved in extra-curricular--some affiliated with churches they attend/have attended/the church affiliated with the coop.

 

[Space Pope]

If he is on coke, all those random long trips to Minneapolis start to make a whole lot more sense.

Has he mentioned Minneapolis or started following new black drug dealers on Instagram lately? Either he is doing much better not sharing his entire life or

1) he can't afford coke because he's run through his Depp money and what he manages to make now is just enough to pay for everyday things such as $3000 in snacks

2) his ass got robbed or he was given enough of a scare to not buy drugs that way by his fellow Black people who didn't respect his growing up in the hood

Either way I think he's had to stop coke and all he has regular access to is the meth he's been using for a while now. That's what has lead to this increasingly bizarre behavior and looking like a ghoul. Plus meth is huge in the homo community and makes you gayer. This is an actual anti meth campaign ad from New York City.

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