Horrorcow Blue Moon Nursery by Smurf in Hand - Baby Smurf Gore/Snuff/Torture Pornography

I'll occasionally check out his Facebook and it is absolutely not noteworthy. It is so mundane I can't even be bothered to screencap it. He has pictures of his kid's graduation and stuff. That's what make Smurf in Hand so scary. He's not some drooling coom brained sewer dwelling freak. He's your boring neighbor with the nicely kept yard, in-ground pool, and the small dog that walks funny.

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On other hand, Vic George is creepier than ever.
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My heartrate literally increased when I saw this thread get bumped.
That's what make Smurf in Hand so scary. He's not some drooling coom brained sewer dwelling freak. He's your boring neighbor with the nicely kept yard, in-ground pool, and the small dog that walks funny.
Humans have pattern recognition. Generally speaking, phenotypes are real, and yes stereotypes exist for a reason even if they have been blown out of proportion.

That's why we would expect Smurf in Hand to look and act like a character from Wrong Turn. But the thought that your kindly, milquetoast neighbor could be burning the midnight oil writing baby Smurf torture stories is almost more terrifying than reading about the real crimes of Nick Bate, for example. It's a harrowing thought but there are probably far more "Smurf in Hands" out there than we think there are.
 
My heartrate literally increased when I saw this thread get bumped.
I am so fucking glad I am not the only one who is like that.

That's what make Smurf in Hand so scary. He's not some drooling coom brained sewer dwelling freak. He's your boring neighbor with the nicely kept yard, in-ground pool, and the small dog that walks funny.
Honestly it would of been less scary if he was some psychopath or something who crushed kittens and monkeys and shit.
 
I will never understand cute aggression. Frankly, I don't want to.
Some cutesy stuff, which I generally don't consider actually cute, is actually legitimately annoying. Think Baby Shark.

That said I don't think anyone ever made torture porn of it and if you know anyone who did let me remain ignorant of it.
 
It's just a wrong wire somewhere, plus predatory instincts. A lot of cute things are prey animals and humans are predators. These people are just unable to evolve past cave man.
That'd make sense for someone wanting to cook and eat Smurfs, weird though that would be. The fetish element of it is where it gets completely fucked up.
 
That'd make sense for someone wanting to cook and eat Smurfs, weird though that would be. The fetish element of it is where it gets completely fucked up.
I mentioned some time ago that this story seems like it was written by someone with Munchausen by proxy, considering how much time and effort is put into the baby Smurfs' long and torturous recovery process. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if there's such a thing as a sexual fetish around Munchausen by proxy, mostly because of this fucking story.
 
It's just a wrong wire somewhere, plus predatory instincts. A lot of cute things are prey animals and humans are predators. These people are just unable to evolve past cave man.
And this guy at least had a daughter.

Oh shit, what if he started writing these baby Smurf torture fics because it was either that or smash his baby girl's head in?
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I swear whenever we get new Masaokis content this godforsaken thread has action too.

The duality of man. One buries poutine, the other tortures Smurfs.
 
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I know I am extremely late to the party, but did anybody notice the LGL heart subtly hidden in this image?
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