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Patrick Sean Tomlinson / @stealthygeek / "Torque Wheeler" / @RealAutomanic / Kempesh / Padawan v2.5 - "Conservative" sci-fi author with TDS, armed "drunk with anger management issues" and terminated parental rights, actual tough guy, obese, paid Quasi, paid thousands to be repeatedly unbanned from Twitter
Pig started xeeting early again, round five o morning by my reckoning, and has punctuated his gloating about finishing his fanfic with yet another unintentionally appropriate spelling error
I like to think this is not actually an unintentional error, and he is just repeating what the cops tell him when he marches oinking into the station demanding an update on his crusade
"oh fuck its that fat retard again uh Hello there Mister Tomlinson! I'm afraid Sergeant Lyndon isnt here at the moment he's dealing with a uh....gas leak down on east side near Riverside park...
*desperately suppresses snigger*
Yeah, apparently its a reaaally messy situation there, they had to send an entire squad we had on loan from detroit in with him to uh...plug the pipe....oh you want an update on our case? well...erm...im afraid those idiots down at the court lost the charge sheet again so its gonna be another six months before we can look into this...no I said Lost not Losted, thats not even a word....oh your still doing that chiiiild thing....look just come back in six months when the charge sheet is no longer...
Pig started xeeting early again, round five o morning by my reckoning, and has punctuated his gloating about finishing his fanfic with yet another unintentionally appropriate spelling error View attachment 5857059
I like to think this is not actually an unintentional error, and he is just repeating what the cops tell him when he marches oinking into the station demanding an update on his crusade
Due to raw masochism and curiosity I then searched "cried" under his name and came accross....fucking....this View attachment 5854570
I just wanna let the cringe settle for a few moments before I remind you all that this is like one of a half dozen xitter stories fat has shared about bursting into tears and standing up in the theater like an honest to god special needs kid before shrieking in piggish approval at latest product
Patrick has shit taste in movies. Then again this is a man who likes his steaks burnt. At the very least you can go out and watch More Than Blue, Patrick. Fuck, you're old enough to have watched Grave of the Fireflies. Why haven't you Patrick? What kind of sexless virgin cries over a shitty science fiction movie?
For a guy who is very vocal about politics, he seems to view history and politics in a very simple and cartoonish way.
>This is worse than the time General Robert E. Hitler slaughtered all the Native Americans and told Anne Frank to sit in the back of the Titanic just because she was black.
A 1.7 GPA translates to a <100 IQ (it's the high 70s, I calculated it earlier in this thread but we can be charitable and say 80ish). Some were skeptical (that his IQ could be this low, i.e. as low as that of the average African-American) but his behavior since I made that post has confirmed that he is a moron.
Would a moron not spend his time posting on X/Twitter denying indisputable reality and the same few sentences over and over like a broken chatbot? Only a cretin would (somehow) conclude that this aberrant behavior is achieving some worthwhile goal.
His plan to sue the MPD is similarly imbecilic as are his behaviors that have culminated in this grand plan, such as SWATing himself and stiffing Torswats.
It looks like he authored around two-thirds of the complaint document and the English composition, argument, and grammar are awful. I think it is highly unlikely that a graduate from even the shittest law school in the USA doesn't know how to use the word vindicate in a sentence. Vindicate is listed in the USA-prescribed vocabulary list for 10th graders. It fits that Patrick's vocabulary is below the 10th-grade level.
The author of (the bulk of) the complaint document also demonstrates an inability to reason using basic concepts such as necessity, sufficiency, and entailment. There is also an absence of conceptual distinction, i.e., things that belong in separate categories are lumped together. There is more but I think this is enough to make my point. There is both a sub-10th-grade vocabulary and conceptual grasp.
All of these deficiencies are consistent with an IQ that is around 80. Patrick's books shouldn't be used as the sole factor when assessing his vocabulary and intelligence. Those are written at his own pace and he can obtain grammar and composition help from his publisher or even an online third-party. The complaint for the civil lawsuit was most likely written under pressure and with a (vain) hope that his lawyer(s) would correct his writing as he has become accustomed to his publisher doing so. It looks like the lawyer(s) merely added to Patrick's original document and failed to closely scrutinize what he handed them. At most, they read through it quickly and when you do skim through it is superficially okay--save for the out-of-place figurative hyperbole.
The figurative hyperbole is itself a big pointer to Patrick because instead of merely being a rhetorical flourish to concrete and specific description it takes its place.
Close vetting of the complaint reveals many other--non-legal--problems that are difficult to plausibly attribute to a law school graduate. Documenting the results of a forensic reading of the document would be tedious to create and tedious to read (I'm supposing). Watch and wait. I am confident that my suspicion that Patrick has an IQ of around 80 will be
A 1.7 GPA translates to a <100 IQ (it's the high 70s, I calculated it earlier in this thread but we can be charitable and say 80ish). Some were skeptical (that his IQ could be this low, i.e. as low as that of the average African-American) but his behavior since I made that post has confirmed that he is a moron.
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to be a Patposter. You also have to have graduated high school with a GPA higher than 1.78. and have a consistent employment history.
Someone should tell him Donald Trump likes his steaks well-burnt too. He's basically Donald Trump if Donald Trump had a broke dick, was married to a fat bull-dyke, installed fences backwards, couldn't even make funny shitposts on social media but instead just spammed like an autistic retard, okay, well, he's not much like Donald Trump, other than them both being fat, having bitch tits, and shit taste in burnt steaks. Other than those, Donald Trump is better than Pat in every imaginable way and gets to grab 'em by the pussy.
That won't do much damage, Pat will just switch to claiming he''s taking bites of raw meat off still living animals and always has, and anything else is just stalkerchild delusion. And the photographic evidence of his cremated dinners will get the enjoy prison bit.
Imagine if someone made an AI that just automatically replied to everything fat said and spun up like 3 or 4 instances of it. He would spend at least 2/3rds of his waking hours arguing with them.
Imagine if someone made an AI that just automatically replied to everything fat said and spun up like 3 or 4 instances of it. He would spend at least 2/3rds of his waking hours arguing with them.
Has there been any Patrick soundboard trolling? This dude would be perfect for it, not only is the shit he's saying funny but he also repeats himself, a lot. If you only have one clip of someone saying something funny, the victim on the other side will catch on eventually that they're talking to a recording, there is less chance of that if there is 78 different NO CHILDS you can play at any point in time.
Patrick would have been a hit back in the days of youtube prank calling videos, personalities had been formed and became central parts of the community for being far less entertaining than fatrick here. Too bad youtube has gone to shit by the time he was discovered.
