Dylan James Mulvaney / Days of Girlhood / Day __ of Being a Girl - Dylan Explains It All, a gay man interprets 'girlhood' in all glorious technicolor.

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This person's visage makes me feel like a scared Pepe gif.
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A. G. Peak said:
I grabbed snapshots of all the photos.
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I don't mean to bully an infant but he looks like a cartoon piglet was turned into a human.
NoReturn said:
Which ring of hell is this?
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>handy ma'am
>comes through the door with the exact body language of a fat frat bro

>estrogen freckles
Slight rash caused by hormone imbalance?
 
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blue gopher snakes said:
That smoothie probably has somewhere in the ballpark of 1000 calories. I promise Hailey Bieber has never consumed an entire one, despite Erewhon slapping her name on the menu. I hope Dylan finished his, he could use the nutrients.
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I personally think Dylan has disordered eating tendencies, and anas love smoothies, because they're technically healthy from being made of vegetables/fruit, high in sugar but low in volume so you don't feel full or bulky and you can just have another sip when you start to feel light-headed. Hailey Bieber or Dylan could easily nurse one throughout the whole day, they're both tall and Hailey at least probably exercises on top of it.
 
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His fucking SKELETON is thick. No matter how much he starves himself, no matter how bony, he'll never be "skinny". Why not just get ripped and be one of those glitter weightlifter nightclub types? He might actually get a boyfriend like that.
AnOminous said:
Bull, it takes you like half an hour to get out of the bathroom looking presentable.
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That's just the ugly ones.
 
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umami's milk said:
His thigh is the size of a forearm I think Dylan qualifies as skinny.
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He is not gracile, narrow, delicate, willowy, that's why I put skinny in quotes. Look at his muscley man arm and tell me he's appearing long and thin in any way.
Edit - In my original post I distinguish between "low body fat" and "skinny".
 
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you're late as fuck dylan, it's been a week since joni mitchell's songs have been back on spotify. also idk but i just don't believe this theater fag is actually into joni mitchell. he's probably skinwalking the women on twitter and tiktok posting about their geninue excitement for it. just another women-majority thing that he's pretending he's into, like twilight soundtrack.
 
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Terfmaster9000 said:
Girl, he looks like an emancipated anachan. This is NOT what a normal person would call muscly. He is skelly to the point of looking ill. And still, he looks incredibly manly. In that faggy kinda way, of course.
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I get what they’re driving at though: he has more muscle than any woman would gain without rigorous, focused training. He might be an anorexic male but he’s skinwalking a triathlete granny with that bicep.
 
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