Corissa Enneking / fatgirlflow and Juliana "J" Aprileo / comfyfattravels - Delusional fat-acceptance lesbian couple, junk-food addicts with expensive taste, denied a mortgage due to excessive Doordash ordering

[Cuddlebug]

These idiots saying they won't vote for Biden because of Palestine cracks me up. Oh yes. Sit it out and boost Trump. We all know how much he loves Palestine!

 

[Blerg]

Uh….so she’ll live to 78 you think?

Spoiler: Range of years

3-9

 

[GloriousScarf]

I’m sorry. But I can never open this thread and not laugh at the fact that Jay works from home because she has to have a face to face conversation with their admin on not being able to wipe their ass due to obesity.

I am still just gobsmacked by that.

I would drop fully dead from shame if I had to do that. I would do literally anything to avoid admitting such a thing. How was that not the ultimate motivator to lose weight?

 

[Thomas Eugene Paris]

I'll take my moai heads like a man, but I want to put it out there that I will absolutely relish getting to point out to all of these idiots that they had a chance to vote for a candidate other than Donald Trump and chose not to do so.

 

[Stupid Lisa Garbageface]

I'll take my moai heads like a man, but I want to put it out there that I will absolutely relish getting to point out to all of these idiots that they had a chance to vote for a candidate other than Donald Trump and chose not to do so.

I think they all subconsciously want Trump. It's way more fun to have a boogeyman that you and all of your Instagram friends can post about, someone who makes you feel like you're a character in Les Miserables, fighting the good fight. Calling Biden "Genocide Joe" just doesn't scratch the same itch.

Incidentally this is also how you know that all of these people are privileged beyond belief.

 

[Potato Cat]

With Trump, they get to be victims for 4 years.

 

[one_time_user]

They definitely don't want things to 'get better' because how else would they have the power to cudgel at every turn and feel super important? Also, if things 'were better' they might have to get an actual fucking job.

 

[UncleTusky]

Juliana makes about $30k a year from her work as a assistant in finanical aide via remote work. Now she may have lost that job because I am not seeing her 2023 salary listed.

You must have been looking at the wrong tab or something because I found that she made $40k in FY23 (1 July 2022->30 June 2023):



(link to base page, then click 'University of Kansas' -> 'Administrative Associate' - the page is set up in a way that does not let one archive specific agencies let alone agency + job title).

This puts her pay at about $20/hour which is on the lower end of normal compared to the other administrative associates. It's certainly an improvement over last year when she made so little that she was probably the lowest-paid admin other than the ones who took the summer off because there were no students around/not enough work to keep all the admins on staff.

 

[GenociderSyo]

You must have been looking at the wrong tab or something because I found that she made $40k in FY23 (1 July 2022->30 June 2023)

I think I may have been looking at a site of pay history because it had her earlier years.

She gets paid $20 an hour to shit around with Corissa and make arts and crafts.

J IG:

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[I call shenanigans]

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I’m confused. If the bill passed that will effectively ban gender affirming care for under 18’s in Kansas, I could see J wanting to fight it. However they go onto say the governor will likely veto it…doesn’t that mean it won’t go into legislation. Why would J want to fight to overturn the veto. Surely she is against this bill and wouldn’t want it passed. Why rally the troops to get the numbers to overturn the governor’s veto. Am I missing something here?

 

[Diet Coke 4 Life]

I’m confused. If the bill passed that will effectively ban gender affirming care for under 18’s in Kansas, I could see J wanting to fight it. However they go onto say the governor will likely veto it…doesn’t that mean it won’t go into legislation. Why would J want to fight to overturn the veto. Surely she is against this bill and wouldn’t want it passed. Why rally the troops to get the numbers to overturn the governor’s veto. Am I missing something here?

She wants to dismantle the overturn to the veto. They need 110 votes to overturn the projected veto, had 109 votes to pass and 4 absent, any one of which could easily side with the veto override. Juliana likely thinks she can send a billion post cards and fill email spam boxes with requests that they side with the governor in vetoing the bill rather than support overriding the executive branch of state government and passing legislation despite the governor's wishes.

 

[glass_houses]

"One of the best things about being an adult is being able to throw out something that has been wrecked."

Very... insightful? I guess?

I don't get it. Can't she just say what a normal adult would say, "Woke up this morning, dog had an accident, and now we need a new rug" instead of this pseudo 'profound' crap?

 

[The Queen of Autists]

"One of the best things about being an adult is being able to throw out something that has been wrecked."

Very... insightful? I guess?

I don't get it. Can't she just say what a normal adult would say, "Woke up this morning, dog had an accident, and now we need a new rug" instead of this pseudo 'profound' crap?

So THATS what she’s doing with her body!

 

[toilet_rainbow]

"One of the best things about being an adult is being able to throw out something that has been wrecked."

Very... insightful? I guess?

I don't get it. Can't she just say what a normal adult would say, "Woke up this morning, dog had an accident, and now we need a new rug" instead of this pseudo 'profound' crap?

Why even post that at all? Complete with very manly victory signs, freckle filters, and butterflies?

Those posts were supposed to solicit laughter and sympathy for Juliana having to deal with dog shit. I’d rather know if Saul is okay. He gets fed a lot of questionable table scraps. Was this just one time or is he going to need to go to the animal hospital because he ate too many nuggets?

 

[xivnuhranx]

She wants to dismantle the overturn to the veto. They need 110 votes to overturn the projected veto, had 109 votes to pass and 4 absent, any one of which could easily side with the veto override. Juliana likely thinks she can send a billion post cards and fill email spam boxes with requests that they side with the governor in vetoing the bill rather than support overriding the executive branch of state government and passing legislation despite the governor's wishes.

This worked out very well for that TikTok ban bill. So well, that it made MORE congresspeople want to pass it.

Once again, just like they want Trump elected to feel 'oppressed', they want these laws passed to also feel more oppression and to claim a genocide is happening.

 

[Haram-Habibi]

Yah, sure, J.......blame the dog for the mess on the carpet.......

 

[Florch]

It's the ONLY WAY to care for their fakermyalgia, walking machine gun farts, inability to wear closed toe shoes, and PTSD inflicted on the neighbors just minding their own business when a greasy, creeepy, smelly bloated tick slimes onto the front porch wearing the latest Cow Cow/Eloquii/Mod Cloth/Torrid crap for "Awareness."

This was so beautifully vivid I swear to god I could smell this comment.

 

[Mourning_Cloak]

They and thousands of others like them will simp for Palestine, but you know if there was a new Chic-Fil-A being built in their town they would be whining and crying about it on social media. Of course they'll still go buy the food in secret because they're obese, you see.

It's all so tiresome.

 

[Dr. Butt]

Massachusettsetts?

 

[Angry New Ager]

"One of the best things about being an adult is being able to throw out something that has been wrecked."

Very... insightful? I guess?

I don't get it. Can't she just say what a normal adult would say, "Woke up this morning, dog had an accident, and now we need a new rug" instead of this pseudo 'profound' crap?

If she had a masculine bone in her body, she would have seen it as an excuse to take the rug outside and pressure wash it (which yes, you can do with befouled rugs).

If the rug was one of those machine-washable rugs from Ruggable, that just needed a blast with a hose and a trip to the laundromat to be put to rights again, that just ups the stereotypical lazy-ass deathfat factor.