Chantal Sarault / Chantal Al-Refae / Foodie Beauty - Delusional drug fiend hamplanet mukbanger from Canada trying to be a glamorous online influencer. Pathological liar, huge bitch, narcissist, animal abuser

Say what you will about FFG just being another fat lolcow...I love it when she pokes the gunt. FFG lives in Chinny's head rent-free and has made her say and do some completely unhinged, entertaining shit.
Happy birthday, Chins!
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I like FFG. I like her content. And I think her happy birthday video is just brilliant! With shit-head singing? Glorious.
 
Re: Cameo birth date.

She probably just sloppily mashed at the keyboard with her fat fingers when she filled that out. Just like her "completely Honours" English degree on LinkedIn.

What's that old adage of never attributing to malice what is better attributed to incompetence? Chantal is a liar, but she's also stupid and lazy, and I think her stupid laziness is usually a better explanation for things than her low cunning. They do combine for some pretty stunning outcomes, though.
 
Re: Cameo birth date.

She probably just sloppily mashed at the keyboard with her fat fingers when she filled that out. Just like her "completely Honours" English degree on LinkedIn.

What's that old adage of never attributing to malice what is better attributed to incompetence? Chantal is a liar, but she's also stupid and lazy, and I think her stupid laziness is usually a better explanation for things than her low cunning. They do combine for some pretty stunning outcomes, though.
Wholly in agreement with you.
Re: foodie THE beauty
or, as I now prefer to refer to her:
FtheB

gorl Never thinks anything through
 
maybe she is in a diabetic coma. Or suffered a seizure from heatstroke walking the 25 steps to the poomobile.
‘or dead 🫢😜
Gunt would never go radio silent on her birthday. She's too vain and wants to get all her super chats and attention. She has either been banned by YouTube like everyone speculates or she has finally gotten The health scare to end them all.
 
Re: Cameo birth date.

She probably just sloppily mashed at the keyboard with her fat fingers when she filled that out. Just like her "completely Honours" English degree on LinkedIn.

What's that old adage of never attributing to malice what is better attributed to incompetence? Chantal is a liar, but she's also stupid and lazy, and I think her stupid laziness is usually a better explanation for things than her low cunning. They do combine for some pretty stunning outcomes, though.
She was probably doing it as fast as she could, before Cameo took back that exclusively invite only, that only really famous people (like her), to make an account.
 
I wouldn’t discount a serious medical issue. Look, we all KNOW of serious, major medical issues she has admitted to. Her diabetes is pretty severe at this point and by her own will and visible behaviour is completely uncontrolled.

Her skin, especially her legs, is a gnarly, discoloured mess that may be a result of the diabetes or a free standing issue but clearly.., there’s something going on there.

The last time she mentioned it, her liver was almost 3 times the normal size for a female and we know her diet had not improved.

She’s admitted to an enlarged heart.

She can no longer get out a full sentence without having trouble breathing and has used a CPAP for years.

Those are just the conditions we know about and there is reasonable hypothesizing about a good half dozen other conditions she could and may have. I’m convinced, based on just the small part of her we can observe, that she has congestive heart failure but what I see can easily be explained by other diagnoses.

Known or theorized, it’s a safe bet that her health is precarious at best and the poor functional balance’ granted her won’t need much to tip her into a crisis.

One day of soaring blood sugars, a for other people minor skin cut or a head cold, could easily turn to something immediately life threatening and within a matter of mere hours, ALL her underlying systemic issues can become involved.

TL/DR: she could be in hospital and too sick to use her phone but… she’d have to be in extremis as we all know how addicted to social media she is.

I’m going with serving a time out as my first guess, medical as second choice and my 100-1 wager is her playing head games. Maybe that should be 200-1.
 
I think she just caught a ban. Even if she had a health scare, and unless she is in a diabetic coma 🌈, she would be posting about it. She has posted about all her previous hospital trips, even the one where she had surgery. She got Bibi or someone else to film for her while in a hospital bed, in pain, and barely able to talk. Unless Prince Charmin isn't allowed to go into the women's side of the hospital (I just assume that's a thing, since every other area over there is separated by sex), he would be filming her for clicks. Also since it's her birthday, she would most definitely be posting about it.

Happy Birthday Gunt, now go back to Canada and embrace your true love, Count Crackula.
 
Chantal, you are forty years old. Mazel Tov, babushka. You are likely older than your grandmother was when you were passed off onto her for pudding cups and conditional, food-based love.

Many women your age have families, homes, and important careers. Which as you know are worthless compared to a suspended YouTube channel and a "relationship" with a scammer who is unsuccessful (but still shooting his shot) at extending his teeny little penis to tap a cross and eat ham farts.

I'm sure your decrepit, elderly audience members are seething in their well kept homes and side eyeing their important jobs and beloved family members for not being.... Salah (rapist one day, inshallah) in a boiling shithole apartment in the sky, shared with an abused and neglected cat.

I hope Salah is treating you like a princess on your special day, and I'm sure you're being pampered like the princess you are (AKA he's diapering your fat, incontinent ass in the biggest pampers known to man.) I'd raise a toast to you on your special day, but since alcohol is against the religion you very seriously adhere to, I'll drink both our glasses, and you can eait all the creamy, fresh food (before sunrise/after sunset.)
 
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Currently watching the newest Mr. Snowflake episode & the Charlie Gold/Coal saga is losing me quickly. Chantal isn't racist, she's a complete & total idiot. Race-baiting is so exhausting & an easy way for a creator to get quick likes from the Twitter/Reddit Karen's. He inserted a clip of Charlie using the term "microaggression" in reference to Chantal saying her wigs are crooked & I want to throw myself down the back staircase.

Anywho, Happy Birthday you digusting behemoth! This is the first & only time I'll stick up for your retarded self...Bismillah or whatthefuckever!

ETA: spelling
 
Gunt is just stuck in the passenger seat of the temumobile, in the middle of the desert doing a visa run, because Salah wouldn’t pay out for two plane seats for her. This border run trip will also give her the opportunity to do a travel vlog (if she wants to). She was also probably not happy about doing the run herself, because we are pretty certain there was some kind of unexpected hold up last time that saw them having to extend their stay in Thailand.

If she’s in the YouTube naughty corner, all the better to hide the border run we all knew she needed to do about now. Sure I would rather her next livestream comes direct from the Kia in Cornwall, but I’m not optimistic enough to think that’s more than the remotest of possibilities.
 
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