Furry Fandom and Drama General

[Trigger Me Timbers]

“Your honor it’s unfair and quite frankly un American that the defendant gets to profit off our designs.

The defended just took molds of our products, they didn’t have to jack off any dogs or blow any horses then get them to be still whiles we took molds of their massive sexy cocks. Where’s the fairness in that? The prosecution rests.”

 

[Paranoia Machine]

I just want confirmation that there's an afterlife that is looking down on us.
Imagine all of our ancestors that died in all the great wars to get us here throughout human lore.
The brave forgotten norsemen that made it to the US, the warring empires of the Aztecs and Mayans, All the men lost in the crusades, Knights in armor, swords and spears swinging for dear life until we get to the big wars for independence and freedom, WWI, WWII, all of the lives that given up for a better tomorrow.

I need them to see that it all culminated into the big dog-dick dildo shape war of 2024. I need them to know the implications as I explain to them in vivid detail the ideology of the customer-base for these dildos.
I want them to bask in their victory and see the beautiful future they fought for.

 

[Agamemnon Busmalis]

I want them to bask in their victory and see the beautiful future they fought for.

You know, compared to the shit they went through they might consider it a win we have such an easy existence that people can sue each other over copyright law around dragon dildos.

 

[BlerdBjern]

You know, I'm all fine with people doing whatever degenerate shit they want in their own home... (As long as its not something both morally wrong or illegal like kid-diddling.)

But like, how malfunctioning does your sense of shame have to be to not only bring things out in public... But to have a lawsuit over them where you force an innocent courtroom to behold them in all their degenerate glory?

 

[OutInTheRain]

Is it possible for a jury to sentence both Plaintiff and Defendant to death in a case like this? Preferably immediately.

Imagine being a juror for this, like being a 47 year old HVAC technician, and having to take time off from work. To listen to lawyers autistically argue about infringement on dog dick dildos. If I didn't know any better, I'd think this was just the Owner of Bad Dragon indulging in his humiliation fetish.

 

[Kiwi2Shoes]

You know, I'm all fine with people doing whatever degenerate shit they want in their own home...

Ever heard of "Foot in the door" and "Creeping normality"?
This viewpoint is exactly why we're here in the first place.
These scumbags will find any possible way to shift the window til the point it's okay to show children drawings of 2 dogs fucking, They will take advantage of your tolerance and abuse it, Fight this shit whether it's done in public or in private.

 

[XYZpdq Jr.]

I just busted out laughing and my coworker wanted to know what was so funny on my phone.

How do I explain to them I had an image of a lawyer in a court room dual wielding dog penis dildos and asking a jury if they can tell the difference between the two.

If the dong won't fit you must acquit!
If the knot won't swell the case is expelled!
If the horsecock won't flare the defendant is spared!
If the tentacle won't molest the legal standing's not best!

 

[Paranoia Machine]

You know, compared to the shit they went through they might consider it a win we have such an easy existence that people can sue each other over copyright law around dragon dildos.

I have a hard time reconciling the idea that the large swaths of men that died in the wars, fighting for their ideals and morals of their time would be all too happy seeing the level of comedic depravity we've fallen to with the freedom they fought so hard for.

 

[Linoone]

Yeah, Jan 'Varka' Smulders' alt account is stretchybutt

When he shoved that silicone 2L Cola bottle up his ass...

Spoiler: NSFW

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"Wooooow. It's up to my ribs. God damn, dat bottle toy. I'm pressing
down on the tip of it. (See 2nd pic, that's the toy itself)"
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"Nope! Feels quite comfortable, actually. Walking around with it inside feels really strange though."
"... sitting down with it inside would be even more strange?"
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https://ghostarchive.org/archive/Wvk0G

How do people like this exist?

 

[Murry Loon]

How do people like this exist?

tens of millions of dollars of dildo sales to funnel towards any & every anal curiosity

 

[Barry Williams]

Here he is shoving an entire custom mold of a 2 liter bottle up his ass:

There's actually a somewhat amusing (or maybe troubling??) story behind this exact toy but I'm wary on going fully into it because I don't want to drag innocent third parties into this mess who've washed their hands of the matter and just want to live their lives.

 

[Murry Loon]

you can't just say that and not spill the bad dragon cum lube tea

 

[vomitusdeux]

There's actually a somewhat amusing (or maybe troubling??) story behind this exact toy but I'm wary on going fully into it because I don't want to drag innocent third parties into this mess who've washed their hands of the matter and just want to live their lives.

You're on kiwifarms just spoiler it if you think it's that bad and give us the rancid cow milk.

 

[W00K #17]

Hank is thrilled to fulfill his civic duty when he is called for jury duty, until he realizes what the trial is about in this zany episode of the King of The Hill reboot!

 

[Barry Williams]

you can't just say that and not spill the bad dragon cum lube tea

You're on kiwifarms just spoiler it if you think it's that bad and give us the rancid cow milk.

It's not offensive or gross or anything like that, Varka supposedly made the toy as an inside joke with someone that used to know him. The joke was that the bottle that was used to make the silicone mold came from that person's favorite soda and a photo exists somewhere in the ether of that silicone toy sporting the bottle's original label that had been peeled off and reapplied as a joke.

 

[SIGSEGV]

>moral outrage over something this objectively funny
How does Josh do it?

 

[Vinluv Handesbukia]

https://twitter.com/PizzaPuppyAD/status/1707197434622066949

It isn't for me. It's an 18+ clip:
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Tl;Dr - Sex clip of two faggot furries fucking in the middle of this BDSM/Kink Festival in broad daylight. Which, mind you, is on an entire street in San Francisco, hardly like it's in a place where you could realistically 100% guarantee minors aren't around.

>puppypizza
>Puppy-Pizza
Oh no. They're not hiding it anymore,are they?

 

[Gondolindrim]

MOD EDIT:
Welcome to another Animal Control feature! Today's sticker is . If you just want to make a post about how much you hate furries and the fact they disgust you, as does everyone, consider just hitting the reaction for this post instead.

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Who's ready for a good ole degenerate lolsuit slapfight?
(ty to the fren who brought this to my attention BTW, good find)

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https://bsky.app/profile/orcishlaw.bsky.social/post/3kod23atdx42x (sign in required to view)

Court Docs: https://www.courtlistener.com/docke...rprises-incorporated-v-sinsaint-incorporated/

Spoiler: A better explanation

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https://bsky.app/profile/rahaeli.bsky.social/post/3kodgkx57dm2f

Bad Dragon vs. SinSaint, and some light-making of the situation has already begun:

Spoiler: Gross

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TLDR; "N-no! You-you can't just rip off MY animal dildos because... BECAUSE YOU JUST CAN'T OKAY!?!"

Post-Feature Edit:
Have some useful links,
The "plagiarism" in question here and here
What Varka, the owner of BD does in his spare time
A brief history of BDE owned companies

Hey man, the law is the law.

 

[Catboi]

Was NOT sure where to post this but figured this might be the spot. If not I'll move it (sorry, not sorry)
Saw someone posting about this and can't lie, it's fucking gross. I then find out there's some "Fetish and Kink" Festival on a street in San Francisco where this is fine for a day every year.
Broad daylight fucking and that's acceptable in that city.

Jesus it needs to be nuked.

https://vxtwitter.com/i/status/1707197434622066949

Am I too much of a faggot or is Folsom not a widely known thing. This festival has been around for AWHILE, nothing new.

 

[Murry Loon]

Am I too much of a faggot

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