Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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What would the outcome of the harassment restraining order be?

  • A WIN for the Toe against Patrick Melton.

    Votes: 64 20.1%
  • A WIN for the Toe against Nicholas Rekieta.

    Votes: 4 1.3%
  • A MAJOR WIN for the Toe, it's upheld against both of them.

    Votes: 86 27.0%
  • Huge L, felted, cooked etc, it gets thrown out.

    Votes: 52 16.3%
  • A win for the lawyers (and Kiwi Farms) because it gets postponed again.

    Votes: 113 35.4%

  • Total voters
    319
I specifically remember him giving Ty Beard shit multiple times for using an iPhone.

So one ridiculously expensive mobile device gives him some vague technical issues, so he is forced to switch to another extremely expensive device that apparently doesn't.

Also, iOS nowadays makes it extremely easy to hotspot to a computer, which would easily fix his internet problems if it goes down. Why would you buy a $1300 cell phone if you're not even gonna use the basic things that come with it? This isn't 2010 anymore, where tethering to a computer requires you to jailbreak an iPhone or root an Android phone to install a tethering software from a time before cellular carriers offered their own solutions.

Back then, the task of hotspotting to a computer required some technical know-how. Nowadays, any idiot can do it, so why didn't you? For fucks sake, even DSP has multiple internet lines.

You know, Nick, rich people that stay rich don't frivolously spend ridiculous amounts of money on garbage. The ones that do almost always and inevitably end up broke.
He has both his own phone with a data plan and the galaxy s21 with a separate high-speed "company" data plan specifically for streaming while travelling. He also writes that off in his taxes, but somehow can't use it to do his job.
I want to know what he is using to drive those IEMs. There is no point at all on having IEMs that detailed and sensitive if you also don't have something good enough to drive them. Really need to spend $1k more on DAC/AMP to match the detail on those.
He has an Universal Audio: Apollo twin. Nick doesn't seem to now much about it. Although if I'm honest, neither do I.
 
From what I remember with the iPhone purchase is that he had some cope about some client requiring it for one reason or another. (Facetime/iMessage? Not an Applefag so I don't know what proprietary bullshit he needed it for his soon-to-be-prison-enjoying client)
Regardless, Nick is a fat, yet emaciated, faggot and I would not Mutt's Law him in Federal tax prison.
 
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From what I remember with the iPhone purchase is that he had some cope about some client requiring it for one reason or another. (Facetime/iMessage? Not an Applefag so I don't know what proprietary bullshit he needed it for his soon-to-be-prison-enjoying client)
Regardless, Nick is a fat, yet emaciated, faggot and I would not Mutt's Law him in Federal tax prison.
That was Ty. Back when dinosaurs roamed the earth... etc etc
 
Can’t even cover guns properly when there’s a deluge of relevant interesting cases. Washington Gun Law has been blowing up my recommendations because they’ve been covering everything Firearm Policy Coalition on Twitter is nonstop in my feed. Instead last I saw from the clips he’s ranting about his own personal lawsuit and claiming why he’s going to win while doubling down and being undeterred by repeating claims he’s being sued for.
 
Feisty Friday coming?
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Weird he has to mention he’s feeling good.
Total speculation, but he looks so ill that you can imagine he is constantly battling nausea but also waves of crippling depression that would come with your body being that fucked, so if you felt well, you might announce it.

The way he had to duck and run so quickly from the middle of his Monday show was grim.
He must have been hit with feeling physically or emotionally so bad he couldn’t carry on just reading out news articles. Like, that must be pretty bad.
I don’t feel sorry for him, I just keep being shocked when I open Youtube and see one of the thumbnails of Elisa’s Clips and somehow he manages to look worse than he did the week before. It’s not even hyperbole to say he looks like he is dying.
 
Im somewhat surprised Nick doesn’t have the slightest bit of interest in covering the Diddy case. It’s got a lot of public interest (good for algorithm engagement or whatever), it involves a major celebrity, there’s high drama involved with “gay hip hop Illuminati conspiracy theories”, and it involves blacks engaging in depraved sexual degeneracy (possibly the most appealing aspect to Non Practicing Balldo Lawyer). He wouldn’t be hitting his Rittenhouse/Depp trial numbers but it would be a no-brainer in terms of trying to win back some of those viewers he’s hemorrhaged the last few years, and possibly even lead to picking up some new ones.

Maybe it’s because Nick doesn’t like blacks unless they’re the ones who are engaging in sexual degeneracy for his (our wife’s) pleasure? Or maybe he just doesn’t want to rock the boat and offend the schizophrenic boomers that make up what remains of his audience because they don’t like hip-hop ‘groids just on principle.
 
Maybe it’s because Nick doesn’t like blacks unless they’re the ones who are engaging in sexual degeneracy for his (our wife’s) pleasure? Or maybe he just doesn’t want to rock the boat and offend the schizophrenic boomers that make up what remains of his audience because they don’t like hip-hop ‘groids just on principle.
I think it hits too close to home for him. A black perverted narcissistic hedonistic hebephile man is a perfect description of Drexel who Rekieta has defended mercilessly for years. To condemn Diddy is to condemn one of his closets associates.
 
I think it hits too close to home for him. A black perverted narcissistic hedonistic hebephile man is a perfect description of Drexel who Rekieta has defended mercilessly for years. To condemn Diddy is to condemn one of his closets associates.
No I don't think Nick is capable of that degree of reflection. I think he is just too lazy.
 
No I don't think Nick is capable of that degree of reflection. I think he is just too lazy.
Maybe I'm just optimistic but I would like to be able to assume that even pretend lawyers have some ability to self reflect. But I suppose Rekieta's extreme alcoholism and stimulant abuse should be mitigating factors in my judgement.
 
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Seems like a slow night, no?
It will pick up, any day now, the market for a drunk retard non practicing lawyer is huge. Maybe he'll even get a spot next to Andy Dick and Onlyusemeblade on an RV, that's something right? If not, a fat pedo and Juju can give him a nice bed in a Barbie dreamhouse.
 
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