Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[AnOminous]

While I suspected Nick was abusing cocaine for some time I'm pretty sure that nosebleed is a smoking gun. Boozehounds who use blow to "balance out" always crash and burn in spectacular fashion. It's horrible for your brain, your finances, and your social life. This can only end badly for Nick.

I know someone who owned a small chain of music equipment stores and he first started looking like Nick after combining a coke and booze habit, then he developed swelling in his lower legs from lymphedema, then got the ascites where otherwise being skeletal, your lower abdomen starts swelling up. You look like one of those African famine children.

Then he died, of course.

If he ever starts swelling up in the middle despite otherwise being skeletal, start the death clock.

In any case, Nick has fetishized various forms of self-destruction and his values are largely inverted, so him intentionally driving his audience down to 0 in a backward attempt at success is a real possibility.

This is why you should commit your insane, self-destructive acts when you're young if you're inclined in that direction. That way you can wear them out and get bored with them and then in your later years you can go ha-ha and laugh at how insane you used to be. I mean you're still that insane, but you've grown bored with the worst parts of it and don't do them any more. Pick them up in middle age and you're just going to die young. Like Nickhole.

 

[Law]

See, Lucius is low-hanging fruit and the comparison fails because Lucius is actually really funny and entertaining.

Nicky is just sad, shameful and in denial, Lucius owns what he is.

As a Slaanesh Enjoyer I actually think a lot of the Emperor's Children characters are really cool (and not just Rylanor, although I do think Rylanor's story is cool too and a really good foil for Fulgrim's narcissism).

Nick can't be Fulgrim cause Fulgrim is ripped with great hair and "owns the meme" successfully by ascending to Daemonhood.

The "cool painting, bro" bit means maybe he could be Serena D'Angelus? Is being a Remembrancer like being a lawyer?

I think AMANda could be Jago, as a demon prince of both Slaanesh and Tzeentch, since that sub-plot was all about trickery.

Nick is probably Pseudanor the Liberator. Still just a human, buoyed by great wealth, but anything he gets he squanders immediately.

Actually, no, I'm gonna call Nick Oliensis, as a tasteless joke about his anorexia.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Could he really be that basic that he believes the most expensive of something automatically means he needs that one?

"It's all a tax write off." I checked the prices from camelcamelcamel.com to get the rough price at the time of purchase

Spoiler

Potter is Over, What's Next, What's Now?! (24th. December 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otnFyewfdtg

at 28:14

EVGA Geforce RTX 3090 ti. 2200 $


Sony alpha 7R IV and a 24 mm g-prime lens. 3000 $ + 1300 $

Spoiler

Potter is Over, What's Next, What's Now?! (24th. December 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otnFyewfdtg

at 20:17

Shure 535 in ear monitors at the time, and just ordered 64 audio a18s in ear monitors with custom molds. 300-500 $ + 3000 $

Spoiler

Adam Crigler on Being Banned Every Single Week with @TheCriglerShow (18th. February 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efz8tEn46wY

at 3:11:13

Westlaw. 650 $ /month or 7800 $ /year

Spoiler

A World of Hurt - James Younger, Vigilante Justice, Paid COVID Shills and More! (10th August 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBBT6hL474A

at 9:33

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra. 1000-1250 $

Spoiler

A World of Hurt - James Younger, Vigilante Justice, Paid COVID Shills and More! (10th August 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FBBT6hL474A

at 12:48

The warhammer book and basically everything in his office except for the Depp painting and the liquor

Spoiler

Friday Funtime with: Camelot, Potentially Criminal, Runkle, Legal Vices, Joe Ball, Drex, and Jokes (24th. December 2022)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2Hg3TWOviM

at 22:22

Herman Miller Logitech gaming chair. 1600 $

Spoiler

FED at Rittenhouse Trial SURPRISE GUESTS: Good Lawgic and Robert Barnes (3rd. November 2021)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXvF7BqvKG0

at 4:00

Losing all your hair, dignity, and viewers. Priceless

 

[Lemon-Lime Turpentine]

 

[Bowl of Ramen]

As a complete aside, who else reads Imholte’s name as “Amhole“ every time you see it?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Could he really be that basic that he believes the most expensive of something automatically means he needs that one?

And the thing is, hardly any of this stuff even counts as an actual flex for someone as rich as he is. He's not even hitting "nigger-rich" with a lot of these purchases, just plain "nigger".

 

[EggImpregnator]

And the thing is, hardly any of this stuff even counts as an actual flex for someone as rich as he is. He's not even hitting "nigger-rich" with a lot of these purchases, just plain "nigger".

What would be a flex is if he set up his own Alex Jones-tier studio with a huge modern art desk and overhead lighting and screen wall behind him. But instead, his whole set up is basically a result of him Googling
"Most expensive graphics card"
"Expensive cameras for live streaming"
"Best microphone"
And just doing whatever the reddit trannies tell him to get.

 

[prolapsed_cranium]

Could be misusing his Rx, too. Pills intended to be swallowed are manufactured with shit not meant for the nasal cavity. Snorting all that together can mess someone up. Binding agents & other fillers can cause some adverse reactions. Many people blame the active ingredients when the major troubles can & often do arise from misuse of the filler agents, whether the drugs are prescribed or street procured. Nick strikes me as a snorting fag who gives no thought to the cut, legal or illegal. Amphetamines will fuck someone up by themselves though, physically stressing & aging the body. Medical professionals say that amphetamine abuse has similar affects on the body as battery acid. Best guess is that Nick thinks he’s “safe” snorting pills, when it says right on the bottle to only take orally. He snorts prescriptions for his main supply & augments with a little coke or crystal meth, when he can easily get his greasy balldo hands on it.

Can one snort their HIV medication or PrEP for a high?

I could see Nick trying

 

[AnOminous]

And the thing is, hardly any of this stuff even counts as an actual flex for someone as rich as he is. He's not even hitting "nigger-rich" with a lot of these purchases, just plain "nigger".

Real rich people focus on value, not price.

Wigger-rich faggots like Nick go out of their way to spend as much money as possible on nigger shit because they think if it costs a lot it has value. Well, it doesn't. That's why he has shitty "art" worth literally nothing sitting on the floor behind him, because even this faggot knows that shit he spent five figures on doesn't even deserve a space on the wall.

He is an absolute fucking plebeian with more money than he knows what to do with, becuase he is one of the weak faggots in this meme.

Nick is the fuckup who creates hard times for everyone else. He should go against the wall. And that means exactly what you think it means, even though Nickhole himself was so much of a weak pussy that he pussied out of owning it when he said something similar.

 

[McMitch]

Nick is the fuckup who creates hard times for everyone else. He should go against the wall. And that means exactly what you think it means, even though Nickhole himself was so much of a weak pussy that he pussied out of owning it when he said something similar

Was he discussing Vito or Keffals when he ran that particular thought back? It was Pantsu Nick was talking about. Regardless, whomever Nick was talking about is an active threat to children, something a father-of-five like Nick should have an unwavering stance on.

 

[Balldo's Gate]

"It's all a tax write off."

Samsung Galaxy S21 Ultra. 1000-1250 $

Doesn't he use Instagram on his phone? Does following Minneapolis prostitutes or Siberian BDSM shops count as business use or should it be assumed that all of that is done on a different phone?

 

[Nate Higgers]

What would be a flex is if he set up his own Alex Jones-tier studio with a huge modern art desk and overhead lighting and screen wall behind him. But instead, his whole set up is basically a result of him Googling
"Most expensive graphics card"
"Expensive cameras for live streaming"
"Best microphone"
And just doing whatever the reddit trannies tell him to get.

He had the money to spend on renovating one of the rooms in his house to be dedicated to a full on home streaming studio. Acoustic dampening sheetrock, Cat6e data drops in the walls, fancy lighting that’s controlled with a Legrand wattstopper system where he can dim or change the color of the lights, and possibly even a separate dedicated fiber internet connection just for his streaming separate from the internet for the rest of the house

But instead, he spent the money on building a degenerate BDSM sex dungeon in his house. Because it’s FUNNY and WEIRD

 

[EggImpregnator]

He had the money to spend on renovating one of the rooms in his house to be dedicated to a full on home streaming studio. Acoustic dampening sheetrock, Cat6e data drops in the walls, fancy lighting that’s controlled with a Legrand wattstopper system where he can dim or change the color of the lights, and possibly even a separate dedicated fiber internet connection just for his streaming separate from the internet for the rest of the house

But instead, he spent the money on building a degenerate BDSM sex dungeon in his house. Because it’s FUNNY and WEIRD

I dont know how nick continues on with his life. I'm sure he sits alone in a dark room at night with his 45 pistol loaded and inserted into his mouth. Maybe the booze is supposed to retard him so he doesn't get up enough courage to pull the trigger.

 

[Humble Architect]

As a Slaanesh Enjoyer I actually think a lot of the Emperor's Children characters are really cool (and not just Rylanor, although I do think Rylanor's story is cool too and a really good foil for Fulgrim's narcissism).

Nick can't be Fulgrim cause Fulgrim is ripped with great hair and "owns the meme" successfully by ascending to Daemonhood.

The "cool painting, bro" bit means maybe he could be Serena D'Angelus? Is being a Remembrancer like being a lawyer?

I think AMANda could be Jago, as a demon prince of both Slaanesh and Tzeentch, since that sub-plot was all about trickery.

Nick is probably Pseudanor the Liberator. Still just a human, buoyed by great wealth, but anything he gets he squanders immediately.

Actually, no, I'm gonna call Nick Oliensis, as a tasteless joke about his anorexia.

Rackets would be that slob who got seduced by Serena and she used his blood, shit and cum for painting materials.

The champions of Slaanesh (mortal and Astartes) don’t hide what they are, they scream it to the world and aren’t bothered by what people think.

If Nick left this current phase and started owning up to what we all know he does, then at least he’d stop denying what he is, it’d be disgusting and reprehensible but he’d finally stop denying it.

Point being, if you’re gonna be a degenerate who broadcasts everything to the world, just acknowledge it and stop pretending it’s more than what it is.

 

[LiminalHeaven]

Real rich people focus on value, not price.

Wigger-rich faggots like Nick go out of their way to spend as much money as possible on nigger shit because they think if it costs a lot it has value. Well, it doesn't. That's why he has shitty "art" worth literally nothing sitting on the floor behind him, because even this faggot knows that shit he spent five figures on doesn't even deserve a space on the wall.

He is an absolute fucking plebeian with more money than he knows what to do with, becuase he is one of the weak faggots in this meme.
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Nick is the fuckup who creates hard times for everyone else. He should go against the wall. And that means exactly what you think it means, even though Nickhole himself was so much of a weak pussy that he pussied out of owning it when he said something similar.

Nick comes from a family of generational wealth. The last Rekieta to do actual work probably died in Poland 200-300 years ago. The man is actually allergic to work (heat allergy) if he gets too hot he will break out in hives. He takes a medicine that is like injecting cold concrete into his veins.

I am vaxxed and boosted and healthy as a horse. I haven't been sick in several years now. I notice that a lot of these far right people are sickly and miserable all the time. LOL. The trick was they never wanted the people they wanted dead to take the vax. Don't get me wrong though. Whoever takes all of the power is going to do exactly what I describe. They will purge people on the far left and far right. The initial person taking power *ahem (Trump) will probably get the Caesar treatment because he too is a useful idiot.

The Rekieta Family are Jesuits and Masons. Most of you probably didn't even catch it when he mentioned the Jesuits showing up to his grand father's funeral. Not only that they are all registered with the foster care system (so is Kayla's family and even Drexel's family). Hmmmm

I was right about Rekieta but nobody ever listens. LIbertarians are morons who have skeletons in the closet they want to hide from the popo. Its usually illicit drugs or worse.... Rekieta sees himself as some sort of hero he read about in Atlas Shrugged but in reality he is as worthless as anyone on the dole. What the fuck does Rekieta do for anyone? Why not just tax this fucker into decency? He will just use the money for drugs, alcohol, and his sex dungeon. Good little degenerate feeder.

 

[Nate Higgers]

I dont know how nick continues on with his life. I'm sure he sits alone in a dark room at night with his 45 pistol loaded and inserted into his mouth. Maybe the booze is supposed to retard him so he doesn't get up enough courage to pull the trigger.

He’s like Ralph; he’s either too much of a narcissist or too cowardly to commit an actual suicidal act. So instead, like Ralph, he’s killing himself slowly by starving himself, drinking excessively, and (allegedly/very possibly) abusing his prescription “narcolepsy” medication.

Unlike Ralph however, his lich-gremlin-creature wife hasn’t taken the kids and left (yet). So it’s not so much of a “ha ha look at this has-been loser drinking himself into an early grave” spectacle, it’s more of a “damn nigga you live like this and your kids are upstairs?”

To say nothing of the whole “having your degenerate sex pest married couple friends come over to do degenerate swinger shit on live camera…while the kids are upstairs” thing

tl;dr: I think we’ve been watching him kill himself, just slowly with a bottle instead of hastily with a gun

 

[Peace Through Power]

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Doesn't he use Instagram on his phone? Does following Minneapolis prostitutes or Siberian BDSM shops count as business use or should it be assumed that all of that is done on a different phone?

He has a personal Iphone since February 2022. He used to have a surface duo 1, which was "underpowered" so he got a surface duo 2, which had some technical issue forcing him to change to an Iphone. I'm not sure which one this is, but probably 13 pro/max, since it was the newest (and most expensive) at the time.

It's from this stream

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

That comb over looks like the final defences of 1945 Berlin. He can shift and rearrange the Pak 40s, Flak 88s, and child soldiers with Panzerschrecks as much as he wants, but he's delaying the inevitable and Steiner did not have enough Finasteride. "The following stay here: Drexel, Kayla, Dax, and Vito."

 

[Sharpeteer]

He has a personal Iphone since February 2022. He used to have a surface duo 1, which was "underpowered" so he got a surface duo 2, which had some technical issue forcing him to change to an Iphone. I'm not sure which one this is, but probably 13 pro/max, since it was the newest (and most expensive) at the time.
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It's from this stream

I specifically remember him giving Ty Beard shit multiple times for using an iPhone.

So one ridiculously expensive mobile device gives him some vague technical issues, so he is forced to switch to another extremely expensive device that apparently doesn't.

Also, iOS nowadays makes it extremely easy to hotspot to a computer, which would easily fix his internet problems if it goes down. Why would you buy a $1300 cell phone if you're not even gonna use the basic things that come with it? This isn't 2010 anymore, where tethering to a computer requires you to jailbreak an iPhone or root an Android phone to install a tethering software from a time before cellular carriers offered their own solutions.

Back then, the task of hotspotting to a computer required some technical know-how. Nowadays, any idiot can do it, so why didn't you? For fucks sake, even DSP has multiple internet lines.

You know, Nick, rich people that stay rich don't frivolously spend ridiculous amounts of money on garbage. The ones that do almost always and inevitably end up broke.

 

[Rodeo Roadrunner]

Shure 535 in ear monitors at the time, and just ordered 64 audio a18s in ear monitors with custom molds.

I want to know what he is using to drive those IEMs. There is no point at all on having IEMs that detailed and sensitive if you also don't have something good enough to drive them. Really need to spend $1k more on DAC/AMP to match the detail on those.