🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[AncientPhosphur]

Can’t tell what’s worse. Trooning out or being a Ralph paypig. Both are comprised up of basement dwelling losers but troons become the girl friend fantasy while Ralph paypigs just live vicariously through Ralph

 

[Obscura539]

Can’t tell what’s worse. Trooning out or being a Ralph paypig. Both are comprised up of basement dwelling losers but troons become the girl friend fantasy while Ralph paypigs just live vicariously through Ralph

A lifetime of taking hormones, pain management, social isolation, and high risks surgeries vs. sending a fat lonely man who eats dookie a dollar.

And you’re like…shit, I dunno what’s worse?

 

[AncientPhosphur]

A lifetime of taking hormones, pain management, social isolation, and high risks surgeries vs. sending a fat lonely man who eats dookie a dollar.

And you’re like…shit, I dunno what’s worse?

Right sending Ralph money is clearly worse

 

[Bill Evans 45]

doesn't live with his parents (anymore).

Only because they're both dead.

 

[DumbDude43]

Only because they're both dead.

living with his parents would be a lot less pathetic than living in a shack in a mexican slum where his plumber is also his lawyer

 

[Dr. Jaime Reyes]

Apparently that was the first person he had a genuine real life conversation with in months after Meigh left him; before Pantsuela entered the story

It would have been so much better if he credited the torta guy with saving his life and not Pantsuela. I’ll hold out it hope it could happen yet. If Ralph does go to his reward, some other sektur personality needs to go down there and interview that dude. A harrowing look into the last days of an Internet streamer with a man who was his only contact with the outside world for the last year of his life.

 

[Sammich]

A lifetime of taking hormones, pain management, social isolation, and high risks surgeries vs. sending a fat lonely man who eats dookie a dollar.

And you’re like…shit, I dunno what’s worse?

Most of the ralph alogs are really fuckign stupid. Dude is blessed with the dumbest enemies.

 

[BulletSpongeRTR]

Most of the ralph alogs are really fuckign stupid. Dude is blessed with the dumbest enemies.

"You are known by the company you keep."
99% of sekturds in the Gunts orbit/gravitational pull are sub 95IQ tards like their pig lord.

 

[Me262PrinceOfTurboJet]

No grown adult intelligent human being with any modicum of success in life would ever see Ralph as a winner. His paypigs are undoubtably bitter, terminally online, sexless, basement dwelling incels and trailer park trash. Men that think Ralph is a king because he had a piece of pun tang and doesn't live with his parents (anymore). It's like the $18,000 "alpha male" bootcamp thing I saw recently. A growing segment of the male population are so pathetically weak, they will pay thousands of dollars to get told to man up and stop being a pussy. These are the same kind of guys that will donate to Ralph.

No child would see Ralph as a winner, either. He lives in a rundown dump in a shithole country, where he eats cheap dirty street sandwiches every single day. He can't afford to do any crazy cool activities or buy the latest and greatest gadgets and novelties. A child could tell you that Ethan Ralph is a loser.

 

[P0LYBIUS]

All this hollering over a $1200 child support bill. What are you gonna do when the big red Tonka truck breaks down and you get a $2000 bill?

 

[Sicko Hunter]

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The "BISCH I'M A STAR YOU'RE NOBODY YOU WISH YOU WERE ME!!!" WWE gay shit is even more pathetic knowing he struggles to even break 500 viewers on his streams nowadays. When you're getting lower numbers then Darksydephil you don't get to pretend to be an internet legend.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

All that hollering on Twitter was probably the most human interaction he had all day.

 

[Spudnik]

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Well, Ralph is a dense, tiny, dim, endpoint of evolution, so he's a star all right

 

[porkWellington]

All this hollering over a $1200 child support bill. What are you gonna do when the big red Tonka truck breaks down and you get a $2000 bill?

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> Puts his business out there on Shitter.
> Alog comments on his business.
> Engages with the alog.
> "Get the fuck out of my mentions"

 

[Elmo]

> Puts his business out there on Shitter.
> Alog comments on his business.
> Engages with the alog.
> "Get the fuck out of my mentions"

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PEOPLE TUNE INTO ME BECAUSE I'M AN ENTERTAINER AND I'M BETTER AT IT THAN ANYBODY IN DIS WHOLE FUGGIN SEKTUR!

 

[porkWellington]

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PEOPLE TUNE INTO ME BECAUSE I'M AN ENTERTAINER AND I'M BETTER AT IT THAN ANYBODY IN DIS WHOLE FUGGIN SEKTUR!

Tfw Pantsu wants to clean your piss bottles in peace.

 

[Asian tech support]

At this point, a 7/11 worker makes more than he does.

 

[Obscura539]

It’s wild to see Ronnie was a better parent than Ralph. Ralph got the beating of the partner down but not provide of the children part.

 

[AltisticRight]

It will end when Alexander turns 18.
Maybe you should have thought twice before abusing your ex-girlfriend(s) and wanting to pressure her into some kind of sick fuck threesome you porn-sick degenerate pig.

>53 followes
What a massive own. Just look at this Internet celebrity pig with 50k bots following his paid blue check account.

What a ratio.
15 likes, 78,000 followers, that's 0.019% engagement.
Top of the Sektur, even.

 

[porkWellington]

It will end when Alexander turns 18.
Maybe you should have thought twice before abusing your ex-girlfriend(s) and wanting to pressure her into some kind of sick fuck threesome you porn-sick degenerate pig.


>53 followes
What a massive own. Just look at this Internet celebrity pig with 50k bots following his paid blue check account.
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What a ratio.
15 likes, 78,000 followers, that's 0.019% engagement.
Top of the Sektur, even.

Ralph obviously cares about losers with 53 followers if he's telling people about it.