🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Wait a minute!

OJ and O’Day are the SAME Simpson?! Why am I always the last to know this shit?!

Piglish is an immersive dialect.

 

[GreenTips]

Thompson lived to 67, died from self inflicted gun shot and his body was found by his son. All very unlikely for Ralph.

1. Ralph is not going to live until 67, hell he may not even make it to Xanny's 18th.
2. Ralph is a felon and can't own a gun.
3. Xanny is a Vickers-spawn so he could actually be driven from that family towards Ralph and find his dead body.

 

[AltisticRight]

Kiwi Farms will be the first to know if Ethan Ralph offs himself.

That's the unfortunate reality.

 

[UCantCCPMe]

Thompson lived to 67, died from self inflicted gun shot and his body was found by his son. All very unlikely for Ralph.

The thought of Ralph putting a pew pew in his mouth and getting triggered made me immediately think of Cartman and the chocolate gun gag from South Park

https://youtu.be/1XfudCYS43M?si=eJ-TnncK18Iqk6Gl

 

[Elmo]

Kiwi Farms will be the first to know if Ethan Ralph offs himself.

That's the unfortunate reality.

That distinction will likely go his toilet lawyer if we're being honest.

 

[Nate Higgers]

That distinction will likely go his toilet lawyer if we're being honest.

I’m putting my money on the Torta Guy. Ralph sounded genuinely emotional that time he was talking about how he tried telling Torta Guy his life’s story through choppy pidgin Spanish and Google translate. Apparently that was the first person he had a genuine real life conversation with in months after Meigh left him; before Pantsuela entered the story

 

[Garth]

For any truly pure ayylog of the Gunt, each and every excruciatingly boring second of his recent "broadcasts" should be like pure nectar. He is well and truly alone, completely isolated, near broke, and it's all his own fault. This is how it ends: a few detractors taking turns writing what essentially amounts to a eulogy and reminiscing about the good old days before Ethan is even dead. Five star days ... From the top on down ... etc.

 

[Bryan Done]

For any truly pure ayylog of the Gunt, each and every excruciatingly boring second of his recent "broadcasts" should be like pure nectar. He is well and truly alone, completely isolated, near broke, and it's all his own fault. This is how it ends: a few detractors taking turns writing what essentially amounts to a eulogy and reminiscing about the good old days before Ethan is even dead. Five star days ... From the top on down ... etc.

Doesn't seem very over. $534 dollars and 11 days in a row of hitting the goal.

It's idiots like you who actual inspire his base to boost him. How many times has the Gunt been "buried" here?

It's similar to when Kinofag did the Cog money count. All it did was triple Cog's money ever since then.

 

[Drunkensailor]

Doesn't seem very over. $534 dollars and 11 days in a row of hitting the goal.

It's idiots like you who actual inspire his base to boost him. How many times has the Gunt been "buried" here?

Good, his child support will get paid. Hopefully with enough leftover to go gunting around the world, in order to prove he is wealthy. Ralph is entertaining when he has money, I need pictures of him pointing at things and eating local cuisine.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Good, his child support will get paid. Hopefully with enough leftover to go gunting around the world, in order to prove he is wealthy. Ralph is entertaining when he has money, I need pictures of him pointing at things and eating local cuisine.

He's also fueled by feeling smug. Ralph needs an ugly girlfriend he didn't pay for, money to toss in the toilet and enough people telling him he doesn't seem drunk or high at all. That's when the true power of the Ralphamale is unlocked.

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

Doesn't seem very over. $534 dollars and 11 days in a row of hitting the goal.

It's idiots like you who actual inspire his base to boost him. How many times has the Gunt been "buried" here?

It's similar to when Kinofag did the Cog money count. All it did was triple Cog's money ever since then.

When has Ralph ever shown humility in anything? 2500 bucks and he'd be ballin' and hollerin' on Xitter.

 

[Rage Pig]

Checkmate haters! 20 more years of Gunt! Mega off the charts sober Gunt!

 

[Mynameisdark]

The way Ralph tweets these half hearted recaps is so dejected. You'd think he'd be a little excited for new viewers, and especially donations. It's not a mystery why he's not thrilled with the new "support". Ralph's real job is not just taking donations, but faking them. He HAS to maintain appearances.
But the million dollar question is, for who exactly?

 

[bile demon]

The way Ralph tweets these half hearted recaps is so dejected. You'd think he'd be a little excited for new viewers, and especially donations. It's not a mystery why he's not thrilled with the new "support". Ralph's real job is not just taking donations, but faking them. He HAS to maintain appearances.
But the million dollar question is, for who exactly?

For himself.

 

[Rage Pig]

A blast from the past. Happy Easter fellow alogs.

 

[Near]

A blast from the past. Happy Easter fellow alogs.
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Loving wife and child, a home on Cozy tv, an impenetrable groyper fortress from which he can flag and dox his enemies without repercussions...

Surely none of that got undone and he is still a mafia boss smoking cigars. As he false DMCAs another video that hurt his feelings. Surely.

 

[genericwhitemale]

Video in question. Ralph is so drunk he can barely even put words together and he's in the middle of a cafe at like 9am talking about how he loves OJ Simpson. THIS IS THE RALPH WE LOVED!
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Someone needs to make the "oh man, he's literally me" meme with Ralph looking at a picture of O.J. Simpson.

 

[SargonF00t]

The way Ralph tweets these half hearted recaps is so dejected. You'd think he'd be a little excited for new viewers, and especially donations. It's not a mystery why he's not thrilled with the new "support". Ralph's real job is not just taking donations, but faking them. He HAS to maintain appearances.
But the million dollar question is, for who exactly?

If it becomes widely known that Ralph's dono's have gone into a death spiral, it is likely to have a further reinforcing effect on those dono's, as people want to cheer on a winner, not a loser.

I realise how ridiculous it sounds that there could be a way for Ralph to successfully project the image of being a winner, but his pay pigs must truly be dumb as fuck.

 

[Beavis]

Doesn't seem very over. $534 dollars and 11 days in a row of hitting the goal.

It's idiots like you who actual inspire his base to boost him. How many times has the Gunt been "buried" here?

It's similar to when Kinofag did the Cog money count. All it did was triple Cog's money ever since then.

If you think these donos are real I’ve got some beautiful beach front swamp land I’ll sell you for a great deal!

 

[UCantCCPMe]

If it becomes widely known that Ralph's dono's have gone into a death spiral, it is likely to have a further reinforcing effect on those dono's, as people want to cheer on a winner, not a loser.

I realise how ridiculous it sounds that there could be a way for Ralph to successfully project the image of being a winner, but his pay pigs must truly be dumb as fuck.

No grown adult intelligent human being with any modicum of success in life would ever see Ralph as a winner. His paypigs are undoubtably bitter, terminally online, sexless, basement dwelling incels and trailer park trash. Men that think Ralph is a king because he had a piece of pun tang and doesn't live with his parents (anymore). It's like the $18,000 "alpha male" bootcamp thing I saw recently. A growing segment of the male population are so pathetically weak, they will pay thousands of dollars to get told to man up and stop being a pussy. These are the same kind of guys that will donate to Ralph.