🐷 Ethan Ralph's Twitter / Tweets - A collection of thoughts, insights and musings from the internet's favorite gunted hobbit

Will the "MMA" fight between Gabe Hoffman and Ethan Ralph 🐷 happen?

  • YES!

    Votes: 26 7.0%
  • lol no

    Votes: 344 93.0%

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Thats the thing. Did he hang a dog?
Yea I can belivie it. Why cause he is a rage pig.
He thought ill show him and didnt think about anything eles.
 
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who the fuck is sticks? this guy could get more donos pulling random retards to call in a-la 90's AM radio, like art bell or old school alex jones. I honestly thought that was his schick. like dude, I work like >80 hours a week but catch me this Wednesday and I can give you more content than you've had in 16 months. Ralph is so gay and lame and puts literally zero efforts into his streams. He's that fucking pitiable destitute you see on main streets begging for money.

who the fuck is sticks? this guy could get more donos pulling random retards to call in a-la 90's AM radio, like art bell or old school alex jones. I honestly thought that was his schick. like dude, I work like >80 hours a week but catch me this Wednesday and I can give you more content than you've had in 16 months. Ralph is so gay and lame and puts literally zero efforts into his streams. He's that fucking pitiable destitute you see on main streets begging for money.
and this alligator dude and that fat boogie guy. how can you make money hollering behind a screen? we need a new holocaust.
also, double post. die mad fags.
 
who the fuck is sticks? this guy could get more donos pulling random retards to call in a-la 90's AM radio, like art bell or old school alex jones. I honestly thought that was his schick. like dude, I work like >80 hours a week but catch me this Wednesday and I can give you more content than you've had in 16 months. Ralph is so gay and lame and puts literally zero efforts into his streams. He's that fucking pitiable destitute you see on main streets begging for money.
He's the former satanist guy that goes "plant a garden and pay to taxes to fight the government!"

 
Splendid news Gunt. I arrived at Sao Paulo International Airport in Brazil and saw this. Now we know you can visit the blessed land of BBLs and find nourishment.
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Yesterday afternoon I was bored and looked up some old Sunrise production (RIP) clips and they really illustrate how bad things have gotten. Almost exactly two years ago Ralph was outside Elijah Schaffer's office gunt shuffling to rap music while screaming about how he's a homosexual coward. This was right before he hosted the first bowling event which was hilariously entertaining. Here we are two years later and things are so bad threads that used to be active multiple times ago sometimes go a full 24 hours untouched. People aren't even clipping his shit anymore. It's sad man. Ethan Ralph used to my top lolcow.
The sektor dies not with a bang but a whimper. Ralph slowly fading into oblivion and his viewership continues to die and even his detractors stop caring until one day he just keels over and gets a small note on the front page.

The fact that a boring fuckwit parasite who's never been interesting like Cog has a more active thread right now says it all.
Ralph and the Sektur peaked with Portugo II. Sad it's over, but I'm glad I got to experience it as it happened. For two years, it was the best reality show on the internet.
 
Ralph and the Sektur peaked with Portugo II. Sad it's over, but I'm glad I got to experience it as it happened. For two years, it was the best reality show on the internet.
It was Portugal 1 beating and the Metokur shaming that was peak for me, I share your sentiments though.
The milk has gone a bit sour since Kingpin. Being locked in his Mexican crack shack is mostly boring especially now that his only source of on screen interaction is gone.
 
It was Portugal 1 beating and the Metokur shaming that was peak for me, I share your sentiments though.
The milk has gone a bit sour since Kingpin. Being locked in his Mexican crack shack is mostly boring especially now that his only source of on screen interaction is gone.
There were a few highlights after that.
- First escape of the horse at the airport and Italy vacation including videos of a completely disheveled Gunt telling Harry Morris how he's gonna fuck his daughter raw
- Second escape of the horse followed by the surreal good by horses stream from Diddler Dax studio
- Ghost Andrew Tate on the Killstream
- AF break-up with Gunt looking like a Ghoul from Fallout with radiation burns on his face talking about based O'Day Simpson
- The hot Mexican GF arc with lots of cringe and public break-up
Unfortunately, since then he's so boring I can't watch his show longer than 5 minutes. I also can't stand to hear his voice anymore, the vocal fry is disgusting, don't know why it didn't bother me in the golden Killstream days.
What needs to happen is a divorce ruling that completely fucks him up financially and regular pill popping and heavy drinking. I'm sure he'll deliver on the pills and booze, he has no will power to manage to stay sober.
 
- AF break-up with Gunt looking like a Ghoul from Fallout with radiation burns on his face talking about based O'Day Simpson
Video in question. Ralph is so drunk he can barely even put words together and he's in the middle of a cafe at like 9am talking about how he loves OJ Simpson. THIS IS THE RALPH WE LOVED!
 
One day in the next 5 or so years you are going to log in to Kiwifarms and you'll see this and go "Ethan Ralph? That gunt guy?" and then keep scrolling.
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I like to think Ralph has at least 10 more years in him. Look at Boogie. That fat fuck refuses to die despite his thread pleading every single page.
 
I like to think Ralph has at least 10 more years in him. Look at Boogie. That fat fuck refuses to die despite his thread pleading every single page.
The big difference between Ralph and Boogie is Boogie doesn't drink or heavily abuse pills. This alone greatly hastens his death.
 
I honestly don't understand why Ralph doesn't fully indulge in his addictions. It's not like he's rebuilding his life. He's just living alone in the third world sober (minus the xannies he's obviously taking).

If I were him I'd be getting fucked up all the time and going out like my hero, Hunter S. Thompson.
There are different types of addicts, for some it is a very contextual thing. Some will simply have no ability to hold themselves back and will get obliterated to the point of being non-functional and it will destroy their lives and livelihoods very quickly. Most addicts are not like this though and live with a semblance of normality.

I like to describe it as a cocoon, they find a way to cocoon themselves with enablers who will look after them as they just get blasted. Maybe it's some 30 year old with a good job who still lives with their parents. Maybe it's someone who knows their girlfriend can't stand up to them, so they spend all their money and beg their partner to bail them out for their stupid mistakes and they do it.

Point is - when was Ralph at his worst? With his mother around, before she was badly disabled, when he has May trapped in Mexico as his tradwife aka piñata. He sobered up pretty soon when these people were taken from him. He was quick to start drinking around Deni when he thought she was his gf, and he allegedly got violent with her too (or threatened it).

This is all speculation, but given we know what a manipulative little bitch Ralph is would it really surprise anyone that he is just looking for a Sandra Mk 3 to enable his fetid lifestyle to continue? He's nearing 40, has never worked, looks greasy, probably is more skin than man at this point...
 
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