Lolcow KingCobraJFS / Josh Saunders - Amateur musician, YouTube Streamer, wandmaker, and self-proclaimed "sexy goth badboy". Perpetually circling the drain.

[Walrus Spiral]

There was one smack where he was mid sentence, you hear the smack, and he stops talking the moment it happens. If she did hit him at all, it was that one.

I heard that part too, it happened a bit after Josh gave her shit about the stomping.


Also, she has returned. She has unmuted to start bitching about being called unstable.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

this has crossed into truly horrific territory. she was haha-type horrific before, now I'm getting MATI with her hitting herself holy SHIT. josh should let the cops take her and never talk to or mention this bitch again ()

I hope it makes him switch to Dr. Squanch soap.

 

[Star Spangled Bogger]

This might be the end of people playing along in chat and saying shit about Cobra writing her love songs. I have a feeling this is going to be the shift to a bunch of hostile remarks about abuse and various insults. I hope ruins streaming for her except that it won't.

She's graduating to her own thread on KF, I reckon.

Josh will have to be done with her after this, I cannot see her coming back for a 3rd time. He figured it out with his "I'm done" video, but fell for the Wendy Flaps.

Cops will surely show up tonight, and if she cries that it was him who hit her, he might end up having an overnight stay. I don't know how you could possibly forgive that.

 

[dramamine]

"i'm unstable because people don't want to listen to me" no jessica, you're not just unstable you're batshit insane and actually abusive to everyone within an arm's length of you

 

[Grape Garden]

Say they deserve each other all you want, but no one deserves this. The stupid fuck who pays for her to fly out there needs to stop. Aaron is a weird…dude to say the least but I also think he was trying to stick around to protect him. As soon as he’s gone she started up. I think he said all that ass kissing stuff to keep NAL calm if he showed any sort negativity towards her she wouldn’t let him near. This isn’t funny anymore. I hope she can’t come back to streaming and get what little paypig bucks she was getting and just rots in a gutter where she belongs. Josh isn’t the greatest person around but this bitch is absolute scum. Our boy has been keeping his calm through this.

 

[Atomic Tampon Cat]

Oh shit shes back. Stuttering is getting stronger. Grunts are getting grunty-er. No sign of bog activity.

Edit: stream end after talking about how she wasnt screaming.

 

[Mr. Manchester]

Josh will have to be done with her after this, I cannot see her coming back for a 3rd time. He figured it out with his "I'm done" video, but fell for the Wendy Flaps.

Lord I hope so but the jury is out on that one. People are going to tell Cobra to break up with her and he'll immediately do the opposite.

 

[Walrus Spiral]

There's no sign of Cobra at the moment, I wonder if he retreated over to his neighbour's place to get away from the abuse?

Stream has ended for now.

 

[ADHD]

You've never heard screaming in your life, thank you.

 

[The Judean People's Front]

You've never heard screaming in your life.

 

[Incel Death Note]

She came back, no talking in the background, no cops or Josh audible. She says "I'm unstable because people don't wanna listen to me? i'm unstable because people don't wanna listen, ok. That makes me unstable how? Who are the assholes, the people that don't wanna listen to me or what?" so her behavior was justified in her head. She's not apologetic at all.
Ended stream.
If Josh is in jail and she's in the apartment alone drinking the rest of the booze I'm gonna be so MATI.

 

[Sicko Hunter]

I have to point out 9 years on this website and the only other lolcow I can think of who hits themselves like Jessica does is Daniel Larson a homeless, schizophrenic pedophile

 

[Blue Miaplacidus]

Come on Josh my brother. I'm very proud of you for being calm and collected but enough is enough, no pussy in the world is worth putting up with this level of mental illness, even if you're a retard who only gets strange every six years. Bust out that Cobra demon and introduce this bitch to the floor like Sasha.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

Aaron is a weird…dude to say the least but I also think he was trying to stick around to protect him

Thats definitely what hes doing. Jessica comes over and Cobes suddenly wants to go out whenever he can with the homeboy.

 

[bango skank]

What would be the law here, say josh were to call the cops to have her removed? If she has no where else to go is he obligated to let her stay since he ostensibly invited her? I don’t think he would ever call but would it end up like a domestic dispute where his only option is to go sleep at a friend’s?

 

[Slim Boglim]

If he brings her back a 3rd time, that'll be the most pathetic thing he's ever done. (And that says a lot).

Honestly i don’t know. She’s a really manipulative person and Josh is really susceptible to manipulation. He’s also really lonely and self conscious about not having a gf or getting laid since people texted him mocking him for being single and not having sex every day for half a decade.

It could go either way, he could say fuck it and break up with her the minute she’s out of Casper or he could continue along for a long while when she gaslights and manipulates him into not leaving her

 

[Walrus Spiral]

Thats definitely what hes doing. Jessica comes over and Cobes suddenly wants to go out whenever he can with the homeboy.

This is certainly a possibility. It's also a huge possibility that he just wants to be involved in the Cobraverse. Don't forget that he's a reddit fag.

 

[8mm Cunningham]

Lord I hope so but the jury is out on that one. People are going to tell Cobra to break up with her and he'll immediately do the opposite.

Not people. Clint is going to put his foot down. This bitch is going to make him pay the $4000 repair fee and find Cobes a new place.

 

[Orkeosaurus]

What would be the law here, say josh were to call the cops to have her removed?

He can kick the bitch out whenever he gets the stones to. She needs to be in a woman's shelter waiting for her plane ride yesterday.

 

[dramamine]

Not people. Clint is going to put his foot down. This bitch is going to make him pay the $4000 repair fee and find Cobes a new place.

if clint is gonna step in, right now is the time to do so. i seriously hope you're right